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    1. Orlan 10 yrs ago

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So for some odd reason you want to read a summary of the git you see the said summary of before you... Well aren't you bored if that's the case?

Orlan, the name itself was an odd little thing I came up with in a dispute with a Dutchman based on the place in France; Orleans. Just take the e and the s out and you've got Orlan... The name I use. Never actually visited the place bizarrely enough. That Dutchman was later caught robbing the bank I had just closed down my old and empty account in, even said hello to the unlucky git on the way out.

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Do not bother me with Anime, manga or whatever else fits in that group, not a big fan of the art styles. Just give me traditional artwork and I'll be happy.

I quite like science fiction, especially star wars because I met David Prowse, poor bloke signed his name as Prowsf on the signed picture I have... He was the last person I expected at that flower show.

I tend to make up little tales and stories, which some people find to be true for some strange reason because of how well I lie according to a few friends and colleagues, the Dutchman Bank tale about the name is actually true, so is the David Prowse autograph event as well, met him in a local town's flower show at the beginning of the reasonably large event.

During my childhood I went on forty holidays, seven of them going to Paris... and I honestly cannot tell you the exact number of how many of them I've been on across Europe... A lot of them to see art and history museums because I cannot help loving the world's beauty in an odd way to most.

I have this strange instinct not to trust or listen to anyone who has tattoos, my own brother's an exception on the listening half, I dissaprove of such things naturally, and nothing has managed to change my views or opinion on it.
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That's all you're getting, can't be arsed to fail at describing myself accurately and I have nothing else to share... Off you go now and do something more interesting, find intreaguing people, after all it is your important time I am wasting, drivelling on about my holidays and my improvisations which are almost identical to the truth at times.

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Must have been those witches, using spells to put you to sleep then stir up trouble... Pesky things they are, heard if you make enough fun or make puns with things related to them you're safe from anything they can do.
Ye be banned for mistaking that bloke for a mighty and honourable shrimp! Begone with your false shrimp!
It was never an argument, it was just us presenting our different preferences on music, I'm old fashioned and you're more modern.
Minus three hundred and five.
Witch one is worse?
He and ye be banned for the honour of Shrimps!
Let us go back to fighting over the title of last poster shall we? Let us leave honest debate and taste at an agree to disagree moment since we won't convince each other. Mine.
You mustn't of heard any good classic rock, we will rock you, back in black... Bit foggy there, Help... There are so many brilliant classic rock songs and albums.
He and ye be banned for almost religious-like worship of a false idol, we all know to worship the errors and praise them, hope they are rare.
Nope? Nope what?
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