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A heavy snow had fallen within the last hour. Owen had been cruising down the highway at a slow pace, the Camaro leaving deep tracks as it rolled down the stretch of pavement.

Owen was tired and the snow was getting heavy. He decided he would pull over somewhere close and sleep the night off with Lady and Rudy. It would soon be time to hide this Camaro somewhere. Replace it with a bigger, more versatile 4 wheel drive vehicle like a jeep or hummer. Something that could plow snow even. Getting that old SS stuck somewhere in the cold, snowy outback of post-apocalyptic America was not an option. Owen hated traveling by foot, and so did Lady and Rudy. The twins liked being in an automobile. The more roomy, the better.

Owen picked a spot about 10 feet in front of an abandoned car. He parked in front of it so if another car were to come in out of control, the abandoned vehicle would absorb most of the impact, and other cars driving by are less likely to notice you when you blend into the wreckage some. The key was having a car that was low-key, some dirt and wear never hurts in the camouflaged department. And that was another reason he wanted to stash the SS. It was a heatbag automobile. Guaranteed to attract attention, and ruffle greed's feathers. I mean, this entire situation inherently proved that fact to be bankable. People were going to notice this car, and they were going to want it. There were even people out there who would kill him for it. Collectors, antique dealers. That's where the real money scavenging is; collecting pre-crisis items and trading them to wealthy collectors and colony traders who missed the good 'ol days, and surrounded themselves with fragments of the old world to cope and have but a little sense of comfort and tragic nostalgia. The colonies were large strongholds founded by wealthy survivors who believed there was still something left of humanity and civilization. They walled off towns and guarded them, collecting pre-crisis shit to decorate their homes and shops, trying to live like nothing has happened.

Owen had heard some of them were doing well, but he didn't give two squirts of Rudy's piss, because it didn't matter. Common survivor peasants like him would never see the inside of one. Military/Government "Settlements" were the same shit, just a different, more exclusive and elitist pile.

He shut the car off, grabbing a quilt from the floor behind his seat. He laid it over Lady and Rudy; it was going to get cold tonight.

He grabbed yet another blanket and a pillow, putting his seat back all the way and made a mobile survivalist bed for himself.
My intention wasn't so much to run away with it on you. My intention was only to offer the idea of giving the RP some substance, some sort of plot. A driving factor of interest and intrigue. Something to give this project a better chance of staying afloat. My fear when I read your idea was that "a slice of life" would quickly burn out, becoming boring and redundant. Then my own imagination starting producing some ideas to give it some depth, purpose. An element that would keep the story headed in a common direction. I was only placing an idea before you humbly, that you may consider it, and do with it from there what you will.

Sounds to me like you want a mundane, medieval romance/drama. The setting just happens to be a fixed location, hence the "dorm life" description.

Although I myself wouldn't be interested based on that alone, I wish you, and those who showed interest the best of luck with moving forward. I hope this works out wonderfully for all of you.

And I'm going to keep an eye on this, see what you decide on for a setting and any sort of plot. I might be interested in playing a small, but prominent supporting role. Someone you don't see all the time, but has a neat little place in the story.

I'm afraid once an RP grabs my interest, I find it hard to let go and walk away.
Seto Bobaloo Sobral's Theme from Final Fantasy IV, an RP I simply cannot wait to start, but unfortunately must. -_- I-III must be told first.

Brovo said
The (Mis)Adventures of Brovo the mass murdering GM.A: Hey Brovo!Brovo: Hey A! Posted yet?A: Not yet, soon. :3Brovo: Awesome!-two days later-Brovo: Just checking in, posting yet?A: Oh I have just been busy sorry! Get on it soon.Brovo: Oh fantastic, no worries, I work full time night shift, I understand.-two more days later-Brovo: Alright so you have been online for a couple hours now, how long will you be around for?A: All night! Why?Brovo: Post? :3A: OMG stop harassing me about it Brovo I will get on it when I can I'm a really busy person with [personal reasons omitted] and [more lawnmower noises here], you don't understand!1!~Brovo: ...okay.-four days later-Brovo: I am posting tomorrow.A: Wait give me more time!Brovo: Nope. Just put up a two paragraph post or something nice and quick.A: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW HARD MY LIFE IS [unending, moderately offensive stream of completely inconsiderate, childish crap]-two days later-A: OMG YOU OOSTED AND LEFT ME BEHIND [rage about how horrible I am, acting as if two paragraphs is impossible to do in over 168 hours]Brovo: Sorry. Had to continue the story. You can catch up this round though!As a GM I hear a lot of incredible dumb things. There's one story of, sadly, many.


Poor Brovo. I feel for this guy, you know. Stupid people ain't easy to manage. A was a lazy, irresponsible, nightmare of a co-writer.

There's fuck-all wrong with being busy, but there is a lot wrong with being irresponsible with other people's time.

Now, I wanna recommend (whilst "bitching" about a legitimate annoyance of my own) that people learn to properly manage and deal with the things which annoy them. Congregating online to wallow in a bubble of self-importance, judgemental hatred and bickering, and seeking vindication and sympathy from fellow wallowers is in no way a positive, or constructive way to not only deal with pet peeves, but contribute to a creative community. Whilst I agree that sometimes insight or advice shared by others can provide clarity or closure for people experiencing similar barriers (it's a barrier to your happiness and Zen, not a permanent annoyance deployed by life to fuck with you. It's all about your head space), but in a thread like this with this sort of basis and context, it loses most of it's constructive, positive merit.

If I were to even list, nevermind bitch about everything in this world, or even my day so far that pisses me off, confounds me, or otherwise makes me wanna build a high-yield explosive device in my basement, this thread would probably implode under the strain, and your brains along with it.

However, I've learned how to manage the space between both of my ears, because that's all that matters. I dictate the world around me, it does not dictate me.
Okay. The first 2 IC Posts explain everything you need to know.

But for those who don't judge an RP's strength and potential by the merit of it's IC material, I can break it down for you.

It's 3-4 years into a world-wide zombie apocalypse. This is a mature, gritty, organic feeling story. I don't want badass, 1-liner military types riding around on tanks, fucking shit up.

I want real, flawed characters with deep, intellectual stories.

If you want further detail about the apocalypse, and what sort of shape it's left the society of America in, read the IC.
Thanks for the advice.
Ana's head was spinning, her heart was pounding, and her stomach was squirming as he lead her through a series of dark, unfamiliar backstreets in the slums. He held her hand tightly, aggressively, and belted her mind with a lengthy speech giving her information and instructions.

"They'll come for you, and they'll never be too far behind you. Zenobia isn't safe anymore. They'll find out who you are, kill your friends and family, everyone you know and love until they find you, or leave you so broken and far from Zenobia you might as well be dead... Head east, through the desert. It's a long haul, but help and water will accompany the road east until you reach Odessa. I'll meet you there at the inn."

He stopped and turned to face her. "They know who I am and they are already looking for me, so I can't be near you until we reach Odessa. You have a chance to escape. Find an old friend, someone you don't see often. Lay low until morning and then get out of Zenobia. Do you understand?" he asked her intently.

She didn't respond, still in pain, shock, and mourning.

He shook her gently. "Zenobia isn't safe anymore!" he yelled as he walked backwards away from her. "Odessa Inn!"

"What's your name?!" she asked him before he was out of sight in the dark, gritty backstreets.

He stopped, turning around... "Edge" he replied, disappearing down an alleyway. He didn't need to know her name, you couldn't miss Ana Maria Grace.
Some Throwbacks.







Okay, Stranger. But when this is over, don't try to say I ain't told your ass so.

There seems to be some doubt
About who be the KING of these lyrical bouts
But keep a close eye on my rhymes and you'll find
That I hide intricate designs within my lines
Immaculate rhymes swim behind the tides

Steppin' to OT?
How fuckin' stupid could you be?
You rap like an episode of Glee
You're gonna need an EMT
I'll destroy your bitch ass if you stroke another key
Step to me?
Bitch please!
I'll cure your ass like a fuckin' disease!
You don't want no part of OT
Savvy?
Comprehende?
I'm the Rap Battle Sensei
The mutha fuckin' Champion
Your handicapped raps can't contend
Comprehend?
I'll have you in a fuckin' coffin before this rap ends!

'Cause your bitch ass has been rappin' like it's gay
Pickin' up the mic but ya don't know what to say
Jumpin' in the game but ya don't know how to play
Now who the fuck told ya you could rap anyway?
I'm in ya face, homie, and I'm here to stay
Moldin' you punks like a soft pliable clay
I roll through fresher than the month of May
I'm undeniable, hey!
I'm makin' you plastic rappin' bitches pay
I'm like a rap rendition of 50 Shades of Gray!


Caught you slippin' through state a of denial
Shook by the rate which I compile
A file on your style
Spittin' vile lines as you trail by a mile
Chokin' on your own bile
I put your raps on trial
You're a docile child dodgin' lyrical projectiles
Whilst I'm chillin' in the cut like a crocodile
I'm a villain you're a mutt, you ain't versatile
I'm killin' this set so don't touch that dial
Your raps drip like a leaky ceiling tile
I got mo flo than the mothafuckin' Nile!

...
Grim Reaper with a microphone sickle
Battle me?
I'll leave your fuckin' ass crippled
Dismember and expose you as a pretender
So before you hit Reply, Remember
I spit tsunami's when I'm ill-tempered

Legit though
You should quit, yo
Think twice before you roll the dice
'Cause OT's in town and he ain't playin' nice!
He'll knock your ass out wit a fuckin' Dudley Death Device!!
They are there, in the group section because I'd like them to be group efforts. But an interest check is completely useless, because I'm telling this story, whether as a group, or alone.

If by the time they really get going, no one has joined, they'll be moved to a solo section, with my Final Fantasy series.

Anyway, thank you for the lone welcome, Pach. When it's the only one, it means infinitely more than it normally would.
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