Haha my dad once blamed an earthquake here on our central heating system.
Ah I just cut it on some metal while I was panel beating. Our freestyle gear takes a bashing and there was a huge dent in it but we have some gashes in the metal that I wasn't paying attention to :) Nothing a sponge on plaster hasn't covered over :)
I know he's been arrested but he's not in jail at the minute. Ian Watkins however is serving something like 29 years in jail for being the most prolific pedophile ever.