Thankyou Lucian, I'm known for being quite the Superman fan.
Cara if it's getting you to England you know what the easy option is and I'd happily oblige
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STATUS: It is from the purity in others, anything and everything is possible. 11 yrs ago
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It is from the purity in others, anything and everything is possible.
11 yrs ago
Small ears don't do well for a fresh tragus piercing. Ouch that was a tight squeeze
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I'm doing alright Cara, work is getting me down a great deal though, making me rubbish company to anyone when I'm there.
And yes, the campaign is to get Cara a she-wee so she can pee in some dickwad's petrol tank for me
And yes, the campaign is to get Cara a she-wee so she can pee in some dickwad's petrol tank for me
I just.... There are things I can't get my head around and that's one of them
How are you anyway?
How are you anyway?
Let's you pee standing up. They were selling them at a music fest I went to in 2009 and I thought it was gross back then. Thought it even worse when my manager joked about giving me one to use when I told him that for 7 hours I won't be able to hold my bladder as I drink 2ltr of water a night so he better give me a bathroom to use in a locked building.
I'd pay extra and buy you a she-wee....
To the fucker behind me tonight: I hope you had an emergency that justifies nearly rear ending my car and running me off the road twice at 2.20am in the morning. I seriously question the validity of your licence if you think you call what you did driving. Don't be a smartass at an island by trying to get ahead and then being pissed off that you were in the wrong lane so you didn't stay in front, hence trying to run me off the second time. I'll find your car and pay someone ten quid to pee into your pertrol tank. I also think you live round the corner from me and if that's the case, got home 20 seconds later than you. Your shite sports car means you must be compensating for a tiny penis. I know my car compensates for my lack of height but fuck, it's far better than yours. Hope you get caught by the cops one night- I'd love to hear how much they fine you.
[gets grabbed and snuggled]
You alright...?
You alright...?
5 more days of work til some time off...
You do indeed
Well, goodnight.
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