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Rare said
I'm that hot! Look at Miss Brazil xD

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Edit: As I told France in a private PM, I think I teared up a little. Those italics were inspired.

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Kho said
I think you children are getting too excited. All power is in Europe. Get used to it.

This is truth. As seen by the UK going to spank the Union's butt for being unruly and stubborn. I think I have some psych books about strong-willed children somewhere...

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NarcolepticSailor said
Not to mention that even should the United States lose the war, it'd take a fair amount of time for Brazil to start to build up to the level of the United States. No where near the same economy or capabilities, it'd take a lot of money from the United Kingdom to start propping them up.

I just said I would support them. Not that I would take them out to a fancy dinner, lots of fabulous and expensive dates, marry them, and then allow them to chill at my pool. They aren't -that- hot. :P

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Byrd Man said
Brazil had slavery, and it didn't abolish it until years after it ended in the US.

Had a derp moment. This is truth.

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NarcolepticSailor said
I think the fact that he doesn't care about the fact he'll be causing mass starvation of his own people might be a bit more intense than that, rofl.

We are working on other methods...Photosynthesis is surprisingly energizing.

And sorry Aegon! But Brazil is better for that role. Plus slavery :p

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The United Kingdom accepts the Ottoman Empire’s invite to this conference in Constantinople. It is our hope that together with the other premier powers of Europe that we will be able to come to a decision regarding the stability of the Eastern Hemisphere. Considering this, we would ask that Russia withdraw their support of the Union by sending troops and naval support until after this conference. As our navy has already begun the process of moving towards the America’s it is a tenuous situation that could lead to conflict between the nation of Russia and United Kingdom. We have no desire for the war in the Americas to lead to a conflict between European powers. We commend the Ottoman Empire for offering this Conference as well as their desire to maintain peace with the Nation of Russia. We support their request for additional augments to a non-aggression pact and hope that Russia will accept the terms.

To the Nation of France, I propose that our Alliance be fully cemented in the eyes of the world. Our nations have long been enemies, but this new dawning era is one for peace and justice. As such; this is our Statement:
“The United Kingdom will stand with the French Empire against all aggressors whether foreign or domestic. This will be in all realms of government and life. Economically, Militarily, Educationally, Culturally, and Religiously we will stand with France to choose their own way of life.”

To the Nation of Brazil, you have truly shown yourself to be a Nation not only of peace; but also of Leadership. In that regard, we offer after this war between the America’s is over; to support your nation in becoming that leader of the Americas. The Union’s aggressive tactics have proven that they are unable to responsibly handle a doctrine such as the Monroe Doctrine. Considering this, we would offer to help your Nation take such a role after peace has been achieved.

To the Union we merely have this to say; “It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.” This is the word of God that “If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men.” The Union has shown themselves by their actions not to be men of the Faith, but men of wrath. You may keep your bread and we shall keep the Word of God.

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To the Great Qing Dynasty, we mourn with you in your loss and rejoice with you in your hope for the future. Your people and government are a people of dignity and honor. The United Kingdom would be honored to assist the Great Qing in their journey for the betterment of their Empire and Peoples. We will begin diplomatic negotiations with your nation shortly.

Now my words must turn from the joy in the world to the sadness. Mr. Lincoln and the United States of America have rebuffed all attempts at peaceful negotiation in order that they might pursue a war of fratricide. The United Kingdom stands firmly against the actions of the Union. Our own actions will be as such. As has already been ordered, our ships are en route to the defense of the shores of the Confederacy. However, considering the hatred of their government towards their own brethren, we will set up our own blockade preventing trade into the United States. To be clear, the waters of the Union are now off limits to every nation except France, the Confederacy, the United Kingdom, and Brazil. It is our hope that this war will end quickly so that trade may resume. We stand with the French Nation in our support of the Confederacy. We plan for a quick war that will lead to a return to normal life.

To the nations of the world who support the Union; know that your support will only prolong a war that has already been determined. We ask that the nations of the world rescind their support so that peace may be achieved quickly and that lives may be saved.

Once more, the United Kingdom commends the nation of Brazil for their humanitarian actions and desire to provide a good life for all peoples as opposed to just their own. We recognize the nation of Brazil as a safe haven for all refugees and as a fortress of peace. Brazilian ships are welcomed as ships of peace in the blockade and they are welcome to take refugees from either side of the war.

The United Kingdom makes this statement: Any attack against Brazil so long as they maintain their neutral status during this war between the Union and Confederacy will be treated as a War Crime by the United Kingdom. The Nation of Brazil is a home for the broken and weary. The United Kingdom will be glad to offer transport ships for any citizens of the Union who wish to leave their current war-torn nation and make for Brazil.

To the Confederacy; we are on our way. To the Union; we are on our way.
God speed.

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@So Boerd. Graci! That's something at least. Haha. Need to look at our Navy...

Edit: This is too much fun and is keeping me up too late. I'll respond when I can tomorrow after work. God speed.

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@So Boerd. THanks. I would appreciate that. If there is a site or something that would help with that just let me know. Like, if all else fails I could just assume like Outcast said. But I would prefer historical accuracy.

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@Outcast; Alright then. Considering that...I'll need to send you a new list of Orders then probably soon. I'll have them in before Wednesday, but just ignore the current orders if you will.