Warning!
This roleplay of Total Drama contains scenes of teens doing extreme stunts performed by animated teens in literature. Do not try any of what you read here at home. Seriously, you could get really messed up.
“Did I ever tell you I love my job?” asked a dark haired male to a Hispanic intern, whose name and age the dark haired man did not know. The intern didn’t answer. He seemed to be more interested in the giant cloth covered cylindrical object which his fellow intern, Garcia, was carefully crawling into. They didn’t know why the dark haired man wanted Garcia to crawl into this strange object, but they did know food was involved!
The Intern’s stomach growled audibly at the thought. The dark haired man, Chris Mclean hadn’t fed the interns for what seemed like weeks! Usually Chris would taunt them with food and make them compete in ridiculous challenges for a slice of bread. But this time things were different. All they needed to do, was crawl into the dark cramped cylindrical object and they would be feasting on… what did he call them? English wasn’t this intern’s first language... peanuts… yes peanuts! They would be feasting on peanuts tonight! The interns didn’t know what peanuts were, but boy did they sound good!
“Hey, Intern!” Snapped Chris successfully drawing the Intern’s attention away from Garcia. “What did I tell you when you came here?” The Intern stared blankly at Chris not understanding a word he was saying. Chris hadn’t seemed to figure that out yet that English wasn’t his first language. “Nothing? Really? It was in the first line of your contract, man. Rule number one of working for Chris: Lissy while Chrisy is Speaky.” The Intern continued to stare. “Understando?” Asked Chris impatiently; not really understanding that not all Spanish words end with the letter ‘O’.
“Que?” Asked the Intern, unsure of what Chris might be asking of him.
“Greeeeeeat…” Exclaimed Chris sarcastically; mistaking the word ‘Que’ for ‘Kay’ “I’m glad we finally have a mutual understanding, bro. Now listen, because what I have to say is always important. Because I’m awesome… and famous… and rich… and… well… because I own you. It’s all outlined in section 5 of your contract, Jose. -- That’s your name, right? Jose? You look like a Jose- yeah, I’m going to call you Jose. You’ll make a good Jose.”
“…Que?” Repeated the Intern even more confused than before.
“You’re right, Jose! Jose is an okay name. Not a great name, like Chris Mclean, but an okay name. Only great men, like me, deserve great names, like mine.”
“Q…que…”
“Yeah, yeah. I know Jose. I know. Off topic, off topic. But could yah blame me? I mean I aaaaamm me. But anyway as I was saying…” Chris paused as he pulled the cloth off the cylindrical object. Underneath was a giant cannon aimed straight at a moth eaten mattress hanging precariously from a single elongated stake nailed onto the side of a cliff. Jose was taken aback by the sight. Did this man seriously have Garcia willingly crawl in a cannon? “As I was saying,” Chris said again smiling sadistically as he lit the fuse to the cannon, “I love my job.”
A loud Boom sounded from the cannon drowning out the screams of a surprised Garcia. The cries ended abruptly with a splat as she rammed into the cliff side just centimeters away from the mattress.
“Hmmm…. I think we may need to add another mattress, Chef.” Said Chris tapping his lip in thought. No sooner had he said that then did the single hanging mattress fall into the lake below. “Uh… yeeeaaah… Make that two mattresses.”
“Ooooooo, That looked like it hurt.” Exclaimed Chef from behind Chris. “You think she’s alright?”
Chris chuckled at the thought “Heh heh, oh Chef,” He said with a wave and a smile, “No.”
“Alright then, I’ll just bury her with all the others. You want me to go and get Jose? Looks like he ran off on you.” Said Chef pointing towards the woods that Jose ran into.
“Nah.” Replied Chris. “This challenge seems safe enough. Besides, if he dies who else will I have to wash my clothes?”
“Nobody if he runs away.” Replied Chef before hearing a roar, followed by blood curling scream, coming from the direction in which Jose ran off in. “Or gets eaten by the Yeti.”
Chris frowned. “Hmmm… Probably should have warned him about that.” Chef just shrugged not really caring.
“Well, that does it then.” continued Chris, “Looks like we are ready for-”
“TOTAL-”
“DRAMA-”
“ROLEPLAY!!!”
Attention to all teens who want to be want to be rich and famous! Total Drama Roleplay is seeking 12 new teens willing to submit themselves through one whole season’s worth of Reality TV torture- Uh- I mean fun times! All teens welcome! Send auditions now!
The Intern’s stomach growled audibly at the thought. The dark haired man, Chris Mclean hadn’t fed the interns for what seemed like weeks! Usually Chris would taunt them with food and make them compete in ridiculous challenges for a slice of bread. But this time things were different. All they needed to do, was crawl into the dark cramped cylindrical object and they would be feasting on… what did he call them? English wasn’t this intern’s first language... peanuts… yes peanuts! They would be feasting on peanuts tonight! The interns didn’t know what peanuts were, but boy did they sound good!
“Hey, Intern!” Snapped Chris successfully drawing the Intern’s attention away from Garcia. “What did I tell you when you came here?” The Intern stared blankly at Chris not understanding a word he was saying. Chris hadn’t seemed to figure that out yet that English wasn’t his first language. “Nothing? Really? It was in the first line of your contract, man. Rule number one of working for Chris: Lissy while Chrisy is Speaky.” The Intern continued to stare. “Understando?” Asked Chris impatiently; not really understanding that not all Spanish words end with the letter ‘O’.
“Que?” Asked the Intern, unsure of what Chris might be asking of him.
“Greeeeeeat…” Exclaimed Chris sarcastically; mistaking the word ‘Que’ for ‘Kay’ “I’m glad we finally have a mutual understanding, bro. Now listen, because what I have to say is always important. Because I’m awesome… and famous… and rich… and… well… because I own you. It’s all outlined in section 5 of your contract, Jose. -- That’s your name, right? Jose? You look like a Jose- yeah, I’m going to call you Jose. You’ll make a good Jose.”
“…Que?” Repeated the Intern even more confused than before.
“You’re right, Jose! Jose is an okay name. Not a great name, like Chris Mclean, but an okay name. Only great men, like me, deserve great names, like mine.”
“Q…que…”
“Yeah, yeah. I know Jose. I know. Off topic, off topic. But could yah blame me? I mean I aaaaamm me. But anyway as I was saying…” Chris paused as he pulled the cloth off the cylindrical object. Underneath was a giant cannon aimed straight at a moth eaten mattress hanging precariously from a single elongated stake nailed onto the side of a cliff. Jose was taken aback by the sight. Did this man seriously have Garcia willingly crawl in a cannon? “As I was saying,” Chris said again smiling sadistically as he lit the fuse to the cannon, “I love my job.”
A loud Boom sounded from the cannon drowning out the screams of a surprised Garcia. The cries ended abruptly with a splat as she rammed into the cliff side just centimeters away from the mattress.
“Hmmm…. I think we may need to add another mattress, Chef.” Said Chris tapping his lip in thought. No sooner had he said that then did the single hanging mattress fall into the lake below. “Uh… yeeeaaah… Make that two mattresses.”
“Ooooooo, That looked like it hurt.” Exclaimed Chef from behind Chris. “You think she’s alright?”
Chris chuckled at the thought “Heh heh, oh Chef,” He said with a wave and a smile, “No.”
“Alright then, I’ll just bury her with all the others. You want me to go and get Jose? Looks like he ran off on you.” Said Chef pointing towards the woods that Jose ran into.
“Nah.” Replied Chris. “This challenge seems safe enough. Besides, if he dies who else will I have to wash my clothes?”
“Nobody if he runs away.” Replied Chef before hearing a roar, followed by blood curling scream, coming from the direction in which Jose ran off in. “Or gets eaten by the Yeti.”
Chris frowned. “Hmmm… Probably should have warned him about that.” Chef just shrugged not really caring.
“Well, that does it then.” continued Chris, “Looks like we are ready for-”
“TOTAL-”
“DRAMA-”
“ROLEPLAY!!!”
Attention to all teens who want to be want to be rich and famous! Total Drama Roleplay is seeking 12 new teens willing to submit themselves through one whole season’s worth of Reality TV torture- Uh- I mean fun times! All teens welcome! Send auditions now!
This Roleplay will be based off the Total Drama Series which is, as defined by wikipedia, an animated reality television series which lampoons the conventions commonly found in reality television. To do not need to be familiar with the series to play.
Just like in the tv series, all characters will be "animated teens" that are competing to win 1 million dollars by submitting themselves through comical/torturous challenges designed by the show's sadistic and narcissistic host Chris Mclean. Challenges may be for "reward" and/or immunity from being voted out. It will focus on competitive play and will have an air of light dark comedy to it.
Just like in the tv series, all characters will be "animated teens" that are competing to win 1 million dollars by submitting themselves through comical/torturous challenges designed by the show's sadistic and narcissistic host Chris Mclean. Challenges may be for "reward" and/or immunity from being voted out. It will focus on competitive play and will have an air of light dark comedy to it.
1. Follow the standard Casual Roleplaying rules for this site.
2. Metagaming will not be tolerated!
3. No Powerplaying.
4. No Autohitting.
5. If you hold up a character for more than a week, permission is given to control that player’s character only long enough to get them out of the way.
6. PM me new characters before you post them.
7. All contestants must portray up to two archetypes.
8. You may play up a stereotype based on a character's archetype (for the comedy aspect). However be careful not to cross the line from funny to hurtful. Stereotypes should not be your main source of comedy!
9. Confessionals should be done at least once every two weeks. They can be detailed or simple. Confessionals should be under a spoiler tag
10. A contestant’s age should range from 16 to 18. However there may be exceptions based on a contestant’s archetype (example: “Child Prodigies” or “Man Childs” will not be bound to this rule).
11. Contestants should be original characters.
12. You may RP as an intern so long as we have enough contestants.
--Work in progress. Subject to change--
Contestants will initially be split into two separate teams. They will compete together in challenges for immunity at the vote and/or for reward. Losing an immunity challenge will result in the losing team voting out a member of their team anonymously.
Voted out characters may stick around if they wish to. Staying will allow them to assist Chris in causing drama and chaos among the remaining contestants. They may also help in “torturing” or sometimes assisting other players through challenges. Additionally they may be given chances to get back in the competition or influence outcomes by other means.
How often a new challenge occurs will depend on the pace of the RP. The winning team may not always be determined by simply doing the best in a challenge. For example, some challenges may be won based on your post's comedy factor.
Contestants will initially be split into two separate teams. They will compete together in challenges for immunity at the vote and/or for reward. Losing an immunity challenge will result in the losing team voting out a member of their team anonymously.
Voted out characters may stick around if they wish to. Staying will allow them to assist Chris in causing drama and chaos among the remaining contestants. They may also help in “torturing” or sometimes assisting other players through challenges. Additionally they may be given chances to get back in the competition or influence outcomes by other means.
How often a new challenge occurs will depend on the pace of the RP. The winning team may not always be determined by simply doing the best in a challenge. For example, some challenges may be won based on your post's comedy factor.
Characters may have up to two archetypes max. Archetypes are meant to act as your character’s defining characteristics. How your character reacts to situations and interacts with others should be based on your archetype.
Some simplistic examples of an archetype are as follows: Innocent, Wild/Crazy, Quiet, etc.
Some more interesting examples include: Prima donna, Satanic Worshiper, and Short Angry White Guy.
I encourage everyone to have fun with this. Try mixing and matching weird combinations for the comedy aspect.
Some simplistic examples of an archetype are as follows: Innocent, Wild/Crazy, Quiet, etc.
Some more interesting examples include: Prima donna, Satanic Worshiper, and Short Angry White Guy.
I encourage everyone to have fun with this. Try mixing and matching weird combinations for the comedy aspect.
Players will be required to type up confessionals detailing your character's true intentions and/or inner thoughts about current/past/future events. Anybody will be able to read the confessionals. Metagaming will not be tolerated! Any knowledge obtained from Confessionals must remain separate from the game. If your character wasn’t there when something happened, they don’t know about it! Voted out players, however, will have access to Confessionals.
--Subject to change--
Sabotage has played a huge role in Total Drama mainly due to the series villains being... well... villainous. Sabotaging can range from destroying property of other contestants to sabotaging equipment used in challenges.
I have yet to decide whether to keep sabotages private from all contestants still in the game. On one hand, keeping things anonymous will help maintain an air of mystery and will prevent rpers from worrying about some other contestant magically finding out about their villainous methods. On the other hand, the idea falls to pieces if someone plays as two contestants and one of them gets voted out.
If sabotages are kept private then this would be how they would work:
1) The player must pm me what they plan to do and how they plan to accomplish it.
2) I will notify them whether or not I deem their plan acceptable.
3) If I deem it acceptable, I will make a note of the act committed and who did it.
4) I will then alert players what has been sabotaged. I won't mention who did it.
5) Players will then incorporate the event into their future posts.
Players could commit an act of sabotage whenever they wanted, however just because I keep their request private doesn't mean I would always allow them to get away with it. Based on how often a character commits an act of sabotage I may decide to make another contestant become a witness to the crime. Witnesses would be informed that they have witnessed a crime anonymously, What I like about this idea is that it would allow several new strategies for playing the game.
Sabotage has played a huge role in Total Drama mainly due to the series villains being... well... villainous. Sabotaging can range from destroying property of other contestants to sabotaging equipment used in challenges.
I have yet to decide whether to keep sabotages private from all contestants still in the game. On one hand, keeping things anonymous will help maintain an air of mystery and will prevent rpers from worrying about some other contestant magically finding out about their villainous methods. On the other hand, the idea falls to pieces if someone plays as two contestants and one of them gets voted out.
If sabotages are kept private then this would be how they would work:
1) The player must pm me what they plan to do and how they plan to accomplish it.
2) I will notify them whether or not I deem their plan acceptable.
3) If I deem it acceptable, I will make a note of the act committed and who did it.
4) I will then alert players what has been sabotaged. I won't mention who did it.
5) Players will then incorporate the event into their future posts.
Players could commit an act of sabotage whenever they wanted, however just because I keep their request private doesn't mean I would always allow them to get away with it. Based on how often a character commits an act of sabotage I may decide to make another contestant become a witness to the crime. Witnesses would be informed that they have witnessed a crime anonymously, What I like about this idea is that it would allow several new strategies for playing the game.
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