ImportantNobody said
Creeped out by the continued staring, Mustard-san turns back around and shoots a laser beam as powerful as the death star from his mouth.

You go fire but something stops you. An odd feeling.
ImportantNobody said
Creeped out by the continued staring, Mustard-san turns back around and shoots a laser beam as powerful as the death star from his mouth.


ImportantNobody said
Hmm...an impressive defensive strategy. Mustard-san admires your courage and has chosen to call this battle a draw. His man flows majestically in the breeze as he walks into the sunset.

ImportantNobody said
Mustard-san charges at Ketchup-san, his horn aimed straight at Ketchup-san's big nose. It's an impossible target to miss.

Sherlock Holmes said
Doivid had a snout job. (But it's a secret, so don't tell anyone. Shhhh!)
ImportantNobody said
He's just angry he can't be as beautiful as mine. I shall name him...Mustard-san.

Doivid said
I like the eyebrows on yours
Jorick said
Your unicorn looks pissed.
Arthanus said
So everyone else gets skipping ponies with rainbows and I get the dumb looking one... not fair