Professor_Wyvern

Transformers-Power Surge

There are no girls in Yugio- Er Transformers! Only incredibly effeminate men!

Transformers-Power Surge

Shockwave-"Sempai" will become our coffee maker. Our Energon Coffee Maker still needs repairs yes?

But back to the real important thing here, as this subject has been dwelled on enough, WHERE ARE THE OTHER AUTOBOTS?

Transformers-Power Surge

Ranged weapons are for cowards. And I think you are forgetting my high speed hook, I will drag any rangers into melee range to die.

Transformers-Power Surge

Uh Krieg literally *is* death. I'll make sure to keep Shockwave sentient as I forcefully combine him to a Dinobot. Or turn him into the Energon Coffee Maker, or both. A Dinobot with Shockwave Coffee Maker will be awesome. It kill things and serves coffee

DUNGEON CRAWL!!: The Stylized Dungeon Crawling Adventure Game

Because we're on a Mission from God and...

It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit It

Transformers-Power Surge

Arrive to the Meeting Hall and Krieg can show you how to pull off that ever continuing handkerchief trick... But with Decepticon Inner Circuitry! Perhaps even more dangerous fun tricks as well. All of which are highly lethal and fun!

DUNGEON CRAWL!!: The Stylized Dungeon Crawling Adventure Game

Gabriel nodded, as he nudged Taliesin. "Now then." Gabriel burst through the kitchen, and if Taliesin could, he probably would as well, if not he would just stand at the back of the door and growled menacingly. "Alright! I know what is going on, let's just say I had a little extra dose of wisdom come to me. You see my friend back there, he hasn't had a good source of meat you know. And for me..." Gabriel took out two of his throwing knives, as he began juggling them, "I am an expert shot. Years of training at knife throwing at the carnival will teach you that. I can hit you straight between the eyes, and I am not afraid to do it. I skin horses with these things! How else do you think I've been feeding my friend Taliesin!?" Gabriel growled out, "And you little scum, I will let you know the person who will end your reign of abuse, because I am not a coward, I will risk DEATH TO SAVE HER. I AM GABRIEL KNOTTS, "THE LAUGHING SCORPION". I earned that title through means..." Gabriel laughed, "That I am sure you don't want to know, because it involved tougher beasts than a little worm like you who'd pick on the weak! Ha, I've helped defeat DEMONS WHO THREATENED TOWNS, RAIDERS WHO HAD THE STRENGTH OF TEN MEN, AND MUCH WORSE THINGS THAT FEW COULD DESCRIBE IN WORDS, BECAUSE THE SHEER FEAR WAS TOO COMPLEX AND SO ESOTERIC THAT IT SHATTERS MINDS! I am a Professional Entertainer, Freelance Entertainer, and a Defender of the Innocent!" Gabriel glared, "So will we have to settle this the hard way, or will you leave town? AND I SHOULD LET YOU KNOW THAT I WILL DO WHAT I MUST TO STOP YOU!" Gabriel during this entire speech would attempt to cause a horrifying and terrifying influence to his voice, in order to best help him in his mission.

DUNGEON CRAWL!!: The Stylized Dungeon Crawling Adventure Game

Gabriel kept his head on the table, "... At least you could properly deal with the situatio- Wait a moment." Gabriel smirked evilly, "Hold on just a moment." Gabriel ran outside as he pet Taliesin, "Taliesin, we are going to deal with someone very naughty. You will get to eat well." Gabriel smirked, as Taliesin eagerly looked on. Gabriel pat Taliesin as he unleashed him from the building as he strolled back in the tavern. Gabriel turned to the party, "Taliesin and I will handle this situation." Gabriel glanced at the party, "I created this situation, I will solve it."

DUNGEON CRAWL!!: The Stylized Dungeon Crawling Adventure Game

"You are bigger than me. I am just a small entertainer, with matters such as this going on.... It'd be better suited to you. After all, a shining knight in armor, that's always the hero type." Gabriel frowned as he slammed his head on the table, moaning. ".... How in the name of the Laughing One did I screw the pooch on this so much? And, I just missed it! Gah..." he continued with his head on the table grumbling, before a thought occurred to him. Gabriel picked his head up, "So does anyone want to hear tha-" Gabriel banged his head on the table again, "DAMN IT! WHY COULDN'T I DO ANYTHING RIGHT BACK THERE!? ... James, just handle it... please, at least let someone competent in heroism solve the day. Or any real adventurers..."

Fantastical and Exciting Adventures in SPAAAACE!: THE ADVENTURE

IncredibleBee... *Summons a Microphone from an Interdimensional Gateway* READY TO RUMBL-ER ENGAGE IN VIOLENT BLOODSPORT!?