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Gabriel stared in awe as the jet of steam could almost be seen from the chef's head. Gabriel kept his guard as the Chef was moving for another punch, he opened his palm as he attempted to push the jab to the side, out of the way of punching him square in the nose. After all, he didn't want a broken nose, that was a wonderful part of his face..."Wow, you are really STEAMED huh!? I'm going to RELISH this moment. Either way, I am seeing the FRUITS of my labor, I suppose. And by all Ap-PEAR-ances, you are not feeling good. Which means this is all going extremely GOUDA." Yup, cooking and food puns are pretty good. Gabriel chuckled a bit, as he tried another swing at the Chef. "Anyway crowd, I hope you are amused so far! Any suggestions, any sort of move you want me to pull off or anything?"
Well that's all nice and good for the Decepticons. But what about the Autobots? Anything for them?
Essentially that, and a bit of fun poking at the Transformers world. Those budgets take a large chunk for the ACTION.
*The Directors of the Film begin talking over the various scenes of the movie.*
"You know, it was going to be an interesting sub-plot?"
*What, Krieg's Wife? Oh it would have been... but the budget for the film.*
"Hey, you know Transformer Movies are costly. And we had to spend it all for those epic fight scenes"
*Now THOSE were great! It was totally worth the budget.*
"But I really feel that the whole cast had character development..."
*Odd for a Transformers Movie, but we did it.*
"OH you know what I really liked!"
*What?*
"That Charles' Barkley Cameo..."
*With Robo-Barkley playing hoops against Big Bang?*
"Yeah!"
*Well shame we had to cut it for time...*
Hiraku watched as the angel fired a blast at him, which, was really weak looking compared to all of the ones fired against others who were fighting against them. That creature would never survive in the business world. Hiraku adjusted his glasses with his free hand as he took a quick side-step away from the energy blast. Hiraku peered at some nearby horrific angel monsters. He noticed that one had a proper name-tag, "Hi, I'm Monster Number 11." Hiraku gripped onto his briefcase as he charged towards Monster Number 11 as he swung his briefcase to smack the creature's torso.
Well I guess you won't relish any cooking puns. I'm not sure if they'll wok or not. But at the very yeast I can try those ones out.

... Also there is already a person ready to punch Gabriel for this.
Guo Fu followed his elder brother into the town square, as he watched his brother set up the wares, and finish setting it up. Guo Fu slung his backpack from his back and plopped it onto the ground. He peered down into the grass as he saw a lone pebble, which he picked up in his left hand. He peered at the stone for a bit, as he curled the fingers around it. He stroked his mustache with his right hand as he nodded at the pebble.
"Hello Da. How are you?"
-I have been stuck in that grass all day, and they kept mocking me for being a pebble.-
(... Da started it by insinuating that we were only fit to die.)
Guo Fu paused for a moment as he glanced at the grass below him, where he plucked the pebble, he then glanced at the Pebble.
"Did you start it Da?"
-Okay, maybe I di..-
"Da... what do we say?"
-Fine I'm sorry grass...-
"That is better." Guo Fu gingerly placed the pebble near the satchel as he stretched out his back, and looking around the village center.
Gabriel smiled, "And I sha-" Gabriel quickly tumbled away from the incoming strike, "Jeez, I guess I really have an ARMFUL when it comes to dealing with you huh? I guess I need to KNUCKLE down." Gabriel threw a jab towards the man, "As for flirting, I've hardly started! When I get my FINGER on it, I shall compose a most wonderful song for her! I am oh so sorry I didn't compose it yet, I hope you can forgive me for not having one yet!" Gabriel threw a cross punch, "Oh and Rue NAILED it. It'll take more than a man pulling a weapon on me to get me down!" Gabriel continued throwing jabs and cross punches at the Chef. "Hm, maybe I'll switch to cooking puns a bit later... Once I have a few in the PALMS of my hands. But for now I've gotta THUMB through some more hand puns. But I don't really have an INDEX to go through."
Guo Fu was nicking away at a slab of wood he had prepared earlier, his chisel pounding into the wood. He carefully observed it as he heard his brother. He shouted back "Yes Brother, I wish to accompany you to town." He opened up his backpack as he placed his chisel within it. "I have not talked to Jin there for sometime. He is a most amusing door." He got up and slung his backpack, well over his back, and exited out of the carving shack.
Shoot up a CS and I'll take a look.
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