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His urine of fear will lead is straight to him! But I've got grovellers to get stuff from!
THE KINGPIN HAS HIS GOONS.

... Well I suppose if you want to be awesome, get in the Car and try to catch up to the fleeing cowards.

But I, have goons to order around and get info from.

Then, after they learn their job assignments, and I set up the Governor for my holdings in this section, WE WILL ALL GO TO WATCH A HORROR MOVIE! YAY!
"Space Moss eh? I personally don't partake in the stuff. Ripper occasionally would, to relax when not working. Though he enjoyed partaking in Red Psychostims..." Helix paused, as his pupils widened. "At that point, we all would stay far away from the potential blast radius that Ripper would make with the carnage." He quickly shook his head, "... You know, even though he was an idiot, and never knew the word of subtlety, I am going to miss him." Ripper held his head down low, for a moment as he mourned the passing of his fallen comrade, before quickly moving it back up. "Still, told the bastard that he didn't need to wear that many guns."

Helix stretched out his arms and glanced at Wildmax, "Anyway. Yeah, I'll show you to the ship, as I've got a few stuff I need to do over there, before going off and rescuing someone from slavers with you fellows." Helix flicked out his forked tongue as he began licking around one of his non-metal fangs, as he removed a piece of food that was lodged in his gums. He quickly swallowed it, "Ah, 'scue that, thing was bothering me."
YAAAAAAAAY! The Kingpin is amused! Also the goons who went to kiss the hand to show their respect and loyalty, they get to come and get ICE CREAM!
Ash stared at as Ricardo Ramirez fled while leaving a trail of urine. Ash began cackling hysterically, "GUYS! GUYS HE LITERALLY PISSED HIMSELF!" He then stared at the goons who were kissing his hand, or frantically rushing to kiss his hand. Ash smiled at them, "You have chosen wisely, this territory is mine. Identify yourselves, and talk about what you know of ENKI." He then turned to the rest of the group and began laughing again, "Oooh... Also DID YOU LITERALLY SEE HIM! HE WET HIMSELF!" Ash stopped after he literally was crying due to the sheer humor of the moment.

He stared at those who stayed with a blank look, "What did you not find that funny? Come on, it was totally hilarious! The man wet himself! That is ripsnortingly funny. And yes, identify yourselves, and information about ENKI. Then I shall tell you what your jobs will be."
Ash glanced at the rest of the group as he pointed at them, while staring at those who chose not to flee, but to stay and kiss the Kingpin's metaphorical ring, and literally metal hand "Oh, goons, these are associates of mine." He glanced towards the rest of the Steelhead group and gestured his head towards new goons. "Associates, meet my new minions."
"What about the others? Aren't they also going to be gathering provisions?" Gabriel peered at Rue, before snapping his right fingers. "Think I may teach Taliesin a few tricks before we head off." Gabriel grinned ear to ear, as he threw both of his hands to the side, "Yes, there would be many tricks I will need to teach him. Also..."
Gabriel glanced at Crystal, "Is there someone in this town who deals with the musical arts? I feel that I need another musical instrument, besides the one I currently possess. But yes, ah patience. Well let us say, there is a wide dungeon to explore and many people to meet, along with stopping the most notorious of foes!" Gabriel heartily laughed as he kicked both of his feet forward off the stool. He quickly brought them back down onto the little bar there.

Perhaps one of the individuals I meet will give me the treasure I seek! YES, IT WILL BE GLORIOUS! He thought to himself. Gabriel scratched his chin for a bit with his right hand. He stopped after a few seconds of it and rolled his shoulders back. "Anyway..."
Don't mess with the Kiddy Kingpin, is the lesson of this story.
Ash cackled as Ultramax began shooting at them, he moved to the left to watch Ultramax slaughter them, and staying just in the line of sight of Ricardo Ramirez. Ash boldly threw his metallic arm to the sky, before dramatically pointing at Ricardo Ramirez.

"I am your Boss. Ash Godwin, I am THE Kingpin. Yeah, I'm the definite article, because there is no bloke who is better than me. I run the Commonwealth, and you... are in MY territory. You are in MY COLONY, and... I don't like it when little rats stowaway in my colony, trying to claim that it belongs to them. You see those goons who the Robot are shooting at, they got away EASY. I am tempted to rip your throat out right here and now, because of the lack of RESPECT you showed to ME. Now then, I will offer you a deal, only once chance. Surrender and work for me, or I will do many, fun things to you. Let's just say, that we English, have a long history of torturing people like you, and we have perfected it."

Ash cackled as he grinned devilishly. "So, I think I know what you are going to do." He held out his metallic hand, "If I had a ring, you'd kiss the ring. But kissing the hand is suitable enough."

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Simon glanced around as he held the cigarette betwixt his teeth. Oh dear, uh, it appears no one will share a light.. He gripped the white flag with both of his hands as he slowly ascended the stair-case. He could have ascended it quicker, but he was testing the nature of the stair-case, judging with each step how likely it was to collapse under his weight. Slowly, one step in front of the other, he trudged up the stairs, as he quickly turned his head both to the left and to the right. His ears twitched, as he quickly turned his head as he glanced behind himself. His pupils darted frantically, before confirming that, nothing was of an immediate threat behind him.

Okay, just get up the stairs. he thought to himself, as he finally made it to the floor where his room was, and slowly moved down the hallway. He reconfirmed his grip on his white flag, as he glanced around the hallway. Alright... Almost there.
Well, at least she isn't a clingy type. That, is always a positive. Then again, hm, I still need to value the trade off of satisfaction but clingy, to no satisfaction but not clingy. Gah, I remember that one Drow... she was -really- clingy. Gabriel nodded at Crystal, "Well, I wish you the best. I am positive you will run this place better than he did." Now to find someone, who understands the life-style!

Gabriel glanced at James, "So ready to head out then, to continue our quest?"
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