Professor_Wyvern

Fantastical and Exciting Adventures in SPAAAACE!: THE ADVENTURE

On his perch Vicaver performed the finger pyramid of evil. "Oh you filthy, impudent, subservient, presumptious braggart. Oh, I will break you." He grabbed his mug as he took a massive quaff from it. He then slammed it onto the table so hard that the mug itself was cracked, and part of the liquid in it was pouring out of the lower cracks. He threw his left hand in a whipping motion as he gestured to a nearby slave, "CLEAN THAT UP!" he barked out, clearly furious. His face had a red hue, from the sheer anger he felt to the slave that was not broken. He moved over towards the panel and began frantically tapping on it. He then walked back towards his seat, with a much calmer stride, as he sat down. Placing his head on his right palm he glanced down as he wagged his left index finger.

"Tsk, tsk, slave. You will be broken."

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The Announcer giddily announced, "And so Partial Metal WILL IN FACT GIVE US THE ENCORE ROUND!" The crowd began cheering yet again, for they were positive this new guy would continue to provide amusement. Khaa simply glanced at Akira and nodded, "Well good luck."
And with that, he left the arena floor with his partner.

Fantastical and Exciting Adventures in SPAAAACE!: THE ADVENTURE

Serenity felt no unusual power draw on the blaster she examined, but there was a noticeable power draw coming from a plasma rifle she had on the booth. The merchant hissed at the strange man, "Go away you lunatic!" Regaining composure she glanced at Serenity and Mika, "I do not bug any of my products. I take great care for my customers."

Chortling heartily the dishelved man shook his head at the merchant. He then glanced at Serenity as he got into he placed both of his hands on her shoulders and moved close enough that their noses almost touched. He spoke softly, "... This is bigger than you know. It is bigger than anyone can know." From his back emerged a mechanical tendril that pulled out a business card from his pocket. "My operations are secure."

Fantastical and Exciting Adventures in SPAAAACE!: THE ADVENTURE

But yes plenty of Wacky Ways to exist in Space! And everything should go according to plan freeing Akira. Unless, something goes horribly, and quite irrefutably wrong.

Which could and would not conviecably happen.

Probably

Cyberpunk RP

Ash sighed in boredom. "Was the thing that Ultrmax found useful in anyway?" He scratched his chin with his metallic arm. After that he returned it back to his side. Lifting it back up again he waved his metal index finger, and began singing a little tune. "Hot Cha! Where are you?/Everybody's eyes are closed./I can't see why I miss you so/ So Hot Cha whe-." He paused again as he began moaning, "I'm boooooooored, was there anything fun in the box? Like Mouse Trap, Connect Four or something? Snuff Films? B Horror Flick? Toys? Torture implements? Aaaaanythiiiing at all?"

Fantastical and Exciting Adventures in SPAAAACE!: THE ADVENTURE

Indeed. Many possibilities.

Also the Praeclaran Regime -cares- about you. Why would you try to tear it down? They give you -purpose-.

Would you kindly, Obey the Praeclaran Regime?

Fantastical and Exciting Adventures in SPAAAACE!: THE ADVENTURE

The crowd's incredibly long and drawn out cheering finally came to a close. Two Cyconoid Guards stepped into the arena. Khaa held out his electro-staff pointing it at Akira. The staff hummed with the creation of electricity as he gave a nod to Akira. "Well done, you've impressed the crowd, and myself. However the spot Li-..." Spontaneously the crowd roared out, "ONE MORE MATCH! ONE MORE MATCH!" Khaa chuckled, "Slave dare you seek to entertain the crowd with one more performance?"

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Helix let out a sigh of relief. "Alright" He scurried towards a small, and brightly lit panel as he began clicking them in a frantic pattern. The door let out a click as it retracted upwards as three small Gremlin-bots aimed their right hands, which were glowing bright red and resonated with a fair amount of heat. -Tear, Sunder, Rend- each of the bots squeakily said. A toy spaceship, which had its little blaster missles replaced with visual scanner and a two way communication device flew towards the door and levitated over the Gremlins.

Helix calmly nodded. Then he began empathetically waved at the smaller bots. "It's a lovely day, if this wasn't Lucky Shots, there wouldn't be a cloud in the sky. There's no need for this reception."

The Gremlin-bots lowered their arms. Whizzing above the toy spaceship broadcasted a message, which was obfuscated, creating a mechanical sound. "Identify yourself, name, species, profession and so forth."

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As Serenity and Mika were still at the stand, a dishelved creature walked up to them. It stared at them for a moment, with its six eyes unblinking. It opened its mouth revealing flat teeth for grinding plant, as it spoke. "She never has good wears on time. Also I am 99.999 percent positive she bugs her wares." He moved his long and bony arm, picking under his bright silver hat clearly made from a metallic foil. "If you want good, goods, you'll follow me." He gestured to a back alley between two larger general weapon buildings with an elongated index finger.

Fantastical and Exciting Adventures in SPAAAACE!: THE ADVENTURE

Helix glanced at Ultramax's hat, unamused. "I'm just saying, just trust me on this one." He paused as Ultramax talked about the damages of the ship. "Well it fell down some stairs. Yeah." He said, blantantly obvious he was lying. After all, how would the Spaceship even get to fit down the staircase? "Anyway, just don't draw your guns, because uh, my pals, and such..." he said. "Just uh, trust me on this."

Invocation of the Divoria: The unfurling wings of Ondulish

Yes. Except the Diligent Salaryman. Who continues to live and do business.

Cyberpunk RP

Poor dudes will never get Made...

HOW CAN YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT!?

Also hi.

Cyberpunk RP

Woah hold on there Kwu. My goons would very much appreciate it if you didn't take his body from them.

They don't want to piss off the Kingpin by losing this, and their chance to be made men