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He probably could. However he is currently busy with a client.
IncredibleBee said
But aren't people with wings angels? That's worthy of attention.
Ah, that's what you may be led to believe, but it could also be a devil in the guise of one. Or some other sort of strange creature.
But anyway, Elric does keep a close eye and ear out towards many, many, many things that happen in his fair town.
Yup. Good Ol' Common.
Of course, got to listen and keep an eye on things. All sorts of things Elric makes sure to keep an ear and eye open for.
The Fated Fallen said
True. Look around, I'm sure you can see plenty of things with wings. This is a person with wings. Just because something isn't it doesn't mean it isn't worthy of our attention
Of course, got to listen and keep an eye on things. All sorts of things Elric makes sure to keep an ear and eye open for.
It is a thing with wings. Some weird thing with wings. Odd, but not the most unusual thing.
"Oh of course, I knew you weren't here with the most savory intentions. And I can understand having a little fun with mischief. Such as messing with an older brother." Elric said with a smile, "Also speaking of why I didn't kill you, I will tell you a little story, always amusing for us barber surgeons." He said as he began cutting the top part of his hair. "The story goes, there was once a rather prominent Nobleman, who called for a barber." He said, giving the shears a quick snip, as more chunks began piling up near the seat.
"The nobleman offered a rather incredible amount of gold for the barber to remove his beard and shave him completely." Elric continued clipping. "However, the man said that if the barber even left the slightest trace of blood, that he would kill the barber." Snip, went the scissors, as Elric continued working on Gukb's hair. "The Master Barber was too frightened by the man, and asked the Joruneyman Barber to shave the man instead in his place." Snip. "And the Journeyman Barber felt the same fear, and asked the Apprentice Barber in his place." Snip He moved to the left side of his head, trimming behind his ears."So the Apprentice Barber went to the Noble, lathered his face, and took his shears and razor and proceeded to give the noble his haircut and shave." Snip He now moved onto trimming on the left side of his head, trimming behind the ears.
Elric glanced at Gukb, and took particular care looking at the top, back, and sides of his head which were now had an even layer of short stubble. "The Apprentice finished his job, without leaving a drop of blood. The Nobleman complemented his work, and the fact he did not tremble even when he was faced with death. The Apprentice responded, 'Sir, that wasn't a problem. I had you by the throat - if you had flinched and my knife had gone awry, I'd have cut your throat immediately.'."
Elric chuckled a bit, "If I kept you on John's side of the attic, I wouldn't have you by the razor's edge. But, I know people can fall on hard times, doesn't mean I should slit their throats. Plus, if I wasn't here, you could have fell into a worse situation, well namely death, and you probably would have brought some havoc along the way. And that wouldn't be helpful for the community at all. It wasn't necessary for me to kill you, and I am a Barber-surgeon, I am not an instrument of death, but one of life." He glanced back at Gukb, "So, are you happy with the hair styled like that, or would you prefer the full shave of the head?"
"The nobleman offered a rather incredible amount of gold for the barber to remove his beard and shave him completely." Elric continued clipping. "However, the man said that if the barber even left the slightest trace of blood, that he would kill the barber." Snip, went the scissors, as Elric continued working on Gukb's hair. "The Master Barber was too frightened by the man, and asked the Joruneyman Barber to shave the man instead in his place." Snip. "And the Journeyman Barber felt the same fear, and asked the Apprentice Barber in his place." Snip He moved to the left side of his head, trimming behind his ears."So the Apprentice Barber went to the Noble, lathered his face, and took his shears and razor and proceeded to give the noble his haircut and shave." Snip He now moved onto trimming on the left side of his head, trimming behind the ears.
Elric glanced at Gukb, and took particular care looking at the top, back, and sides of his head which were now had an even layer of short stubble. "The Apprentice finished his job, without leaving a drop of blood. The Nobleman complemented his work, and the fact he did not tremble even when he was faced with death. The Apprentice responded, 'Sir, that wasn't a problem. I had you by the throat - if you had flinched and my knife had gone awry, I'd have cut your throat immediately.'."
Elric chuckled a bit, "If I kept you on John's side of the attic, I wouldn't have you by the razor's edge. But, I know people can fall on hard times, doesn't mean I should slit their throats. Plus, if I wasn't here, you could have fell into a worse situation, well namely death, and you probably would have brought some havoc along the way. And that wouldn't be helpful for the community at all. It wasn't necessary for me to kill you, and I am a Barber-surgeon, I am not an instrument of death, but one of life." He glanced back at Gukb, "So, are you happy with the hair styled like that, or would you prefer the full shave of the head?"
"Ah, so you lived in a monastery? I'm sure you know they do have a high demand for barbers." He grabbed a length of the Goblin's hair, on the back of his head, and gave it a quick cut with the shears, as a large chunk fell onto the attic floorboard. "I'll cut it rather short, initially, see if you like it like that, or if you'd like the full head shaved." He said, grabbing another chunk of hair, as he cut through it with his scissors.
"Well for a Goblin, perhaps. And when I am done with your hair-cut." He said, snipping more hair off, "You will be keeping the Goblin Women back with a stick." He continued quickly cutting the hair, as large chunks began piling up. He examined the back of the Goblin's head, noting that he had cut it to an incredibly short length. He moved onto the Goblin's top part of his head, "Well anything you'd like to ask of me?" He inquired, as he continued cutting the hair.
"Well for a Goblin, perhaps. And when I am done with your hair-cut." He said, snipping more hair off, "You will be keeping the Goblin Women back with a stick." He continued quickly cutting the hair, as large chunks began piling up. He examined the back of the Goblin's head, noting that he had cut it to an incredibly short length. He moved onto the Goblin's top part of his head, "Well anything you'd like to ask of me?" He inquired, as he continued cutting the hair.
The Fated Fallen said
Hardcore haircutting action on the Goblin front
Indubitably.
And there is always the Barber Shop, and the Town Square Market Place.
"That what I look like? By Helm's balls!" shouted the Goblin. "I'm no miracle worker, but I can do the best I can to help out your appearance." Elric jested. He glanced at Gukb's rather mangy and ill-kept hair. He took out the child-sized barber's apron and glanced at Gukb's hair again, re-confirming this Goblin was in a desperate need of a haircut and a shave.
"Ah yes, the traditional heroic tales, those are always intriguing to hear." He said, glancing at the apron. He placed it on Gukb and tied it around his neck. He walked back to the table as he took out the small pot of water, and dumped a bit of it into a small clay bowl. "Well you do hear many things, and they all depend on how long you plan on staying in Estermere." he said as he dipped both of his hands in the water and began cleaning through the goblin's long black hair. "So, I heard you invoke Helm's name when you saw yourself in that mirror..." He said brushing his fingers through the rest of the Goblin's hair until he had cleaned every inch possible of it.
He returned to the table and picked up his barber shears, and gave them a quick cut open, and shut. He walked back behind Gukb, "Now then, what style would you like your hair in?"
"Ah yes, the traditional heroic tales, those are always intriguing to hear." He said, glancing at the apron. He placed it on Gukb and tied it around his neck. He walked back to the table as he took out the small pot of water, and dumped a bit of it into a small clay bowl. "Well you do hear many things, and they all depend on how long you plan on staying in Estermere." he said as he dipped both of his hands in the water and began cleaning through the goblin's long black hair. "So, I heard you invoke Helm's name when you saw yourself in that mirror..." He said brushing his fingers through the rest of the Goblin's hair until he had cleaned every inch possible of it.
He returned to the table and picked up his barber shears, and gave them a quick cut open, and shut. He walked back behind Gukb, "Now then, what style would you like your hair in?"
Well that gives me an excellent and mangy canvas to work with.
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