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It got in earlier when GM did it

Also so much cleaning and repairs will need to be done
I have the magic if diplomacy, and... If that fails to work. There is always flailing stuff at it.

Insane idea, oh very, but it could work, hopefully. If it doesn't uh, things will get really damn ugly. At the very least it'd stall for time. Which is a good thing, gotta stall for time when the fucking Gnoll and Crazed Pet attack.

Also blood is a pain to clean up.
Elric gave a nod to James as he settled himself in. He finished his glass of milk as he began heading towards the stairs, when he heard a very loud pounding against his front door. He glanced at Gukb who was at the bottom of the stairway.

"I trust the brea-" That's when the sound of shrieking drew his attention. Master Barber, govna', we got us some trouble down 'ere, like." He started coming down the stairs quickly, as he noticed the creature which destroyed his door and broke into his house. He glanced up from the stairway as he shouted up, "Sir Hawthorne I hope I'm not being a bother, but would you please come downstairs?"

Elric breathed in and out, as he went to the very bottom of the stairs. "I do hope we can come to a reasonable understanding." You helped an Orc with dentistry and slight surgery a few days back, how... he thought as he gazed upon the massive snarling hyena and its Gnoll master. Okay maybe rational and peaceful solutions won't work this time. But I can't let everyone bleed all over the place in a bloodbath. Let's try some peaceful diplomacy.

He coughed, as he kept staring at them. He spoke trying to keep a sense of poise, "Yes w-well, erm..." Elric coughed as he breathed in an out. He tried again, keeping a sense of calmness, "Welcome to my establishment. How can I help you this fine night..?" He asked to the Gnoll. He said stepping away from the stairway so people, namely Sir Hawthorne and Gukb could get across if they so needed. He still held onto his ceramic cup. If things go south I can at least chuck this at 'em...Then, try not to die or get injured and stop the creatures.
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I go to an art gallery for ONE evening1 (ONE) evening.And this happens. << Great job guys, 14/10 would ask for adorable hyena gnolls again. >>Also, thank you for saving Corinne's ass. << Really appreciate it.And on that note, I'll be away for the weekend. So we can just settle Corinne in at the tavern because AIN'T NOBODY GOIN' HOME IN THAT SHITSTORM.And hopefully I'll return to a "daytime" in the RP, after mad gnoll fighting, vampires, slaves and nobles, and blondes and weaselfolk being shipped, and a particular half elf who just might go and assassinate a certain Benjamin Smith...Yay or nay?!And GM and co-GMs, I've got a huuuuuuge favour to ask you!Could you like, add perma-links to EVERY accepted character in the first OOC post, the Chara-roster?Becomes difficult keeping track of appearances. >> Thank you in advance!


Well Elric did. And then the Gnoll destroyed the door. And this was after the gutter was accidentally torn up.
What calming down the Gnoll, or just killing it?
Well it just so happens... I could actually do both of those things, and know someone who could the keeping the thing down.

*cackles maniacally*

Or ya know just have the Gnoll get killed.
I can solve this nonviolently.

I could turn the Gnoll into a Guard...
It had to come to my house didn't it? Out of aaaaaall the places to attack...

Damn gnolls
No one. I gave James and Anya lodging for the night. Because, I can't let them stay in a damn crate during this weather!
You mean Ringo? Which I will constantly refer to that specific Gnoll as.
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