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Santa - Greeting Guests of the Holidays (Jonesboro Mall)

Santa peered behind a pair of goggles glancing at Remiel as he approached the sacred tree. He growled something out to the man, which was not fully recognizable due the coverings, as he kept a hold of the iron bar with concrete. Santa walked around the tree, adjusting the positions of some presents huddled around it, some were wrapped, and many were bare. Pushing a few of them that were gathered a bit to forwards from the tree he pushed them backwards so that they'd be covered by the leafs of the tree. After finishing this process, Santa methodically went around the tree three more times, securing the fact that yes, all the presents were confirmed around the tree at a proper location.

Finishing the third round Santa stood in front of Remiel and just stared, before growling out something again, which was a bit softer this time but again was still not fully recognizable. However during this, they used their right hand to gesture to the tree, probably to at least convey the message was about the Christmas Tree.
Well if Elric was abducted I think it'd be pretty easy to notice that. Hell Johnny boy would probably tell you.

"Hey I came back to collect some of my stuff from the attic. Where is Elric?"
"You do know when people say confiscate items it usually tends to be a more ominous than it was implied." Elric said as he pursed his lips in a sly grin. "Oh alongside that confidential part. You do realize how ominous and spooky sounding you are right now correct?" Elric asked of the man.
What if they left one of them to stay and watch the kid? Maybe they are polite.
Elric gave a friendly wave as James pushed past the soldiers to leave. "Well take care then." He then processed the fact that he was being left to care for a random individual's child. Well I'm sure he wouldn't just leave me with an orphan. But stranger things have happened. He thought to himself as he glanced back at the various soldiers. "Well, I suppose I should offer you a drink and food. Would any of you care for something?"
Not nearly as bad as lacking a loving spouse and heir. If anything it is an improvement, because it will distract me from the real problem.

Sounds good Remmy.

EDIT: I am going to need to offer them food and drink sooner or later. Would be improper to do so.
"Why yes, I'm Elric Barber. Would you care for a sh-" He listened to Remington as he stated his purpose. Elric peered at the soldiers, trying to determine exactly who they were. After all, he wouldn't want to address them by an improper monikers, besides he would have to make sure their wives knew what they were up to. "Orders to protect me?" Elric shook his head as he chuckled, "Oh I'm sure you boys have others more important to protect, like the Community at large."
"Oh the largest guild is the Astronomer's Guild." He said. As James stopped at the end of the ruins of the door, Elric spoke up, "Typically near the Eastern End, not around this time. Usually earlier morning and night, at this time of day it'd be more near the south." He paused as he glanced at James, "What are you not taking her with you with you as you explore the town? I think she'd like it."
Santa -Jonesboro Mall

"Oh the weather outside is frightful." The song hissed out with static over a dying radio system, played in a seasonal store of the mall. The sole figure inside adjusted a Santa cap they were wearing so it wasn't askew. Outside there was the constant melody of breaking and shrieking as people were scavenging. Santa glanced towards the doors which were braced with large sections of plywood and some of the larger decorations. In the middle of the store, perhaps out of place was an old fake Christmas Tree, that had most of its pine covering pieces bare and removed, showing only the black rods that kept the formerly fully festive tree alive. Santa went on to the tree, as he grabbed a box of fake cob-webs that were still in-tact and began stringing them across the tree.

"But the fire is so delightful" The song hissed further, "And since we've got no place to go/Let It Snow!/Let it S-s-sn-..." As the Krampus continued decorating the tree, the music hit a feedback loop, repeating it over and over. Beneath the mask, Santa growled a bit out of annoyance that such a beautiful song could only be played on this fairly disgraceful system. The song started up again, passing the error, "Oh it doesn't show signs of stopping. The sounds of screeching, banging, and the terror from outside continued, before the song skipped another set of lyrics as the lights began flickering ready to give out. "The lights are turned way down low." From the back door there was a loud thump, as the music fully died.

Santa drew the trusty iron bar with concrete attached to it. No one, was going to mess with this treasured sanctuary, not when the Guardian of Christmas was here.
Even the Friendly Neighborhood Barber Surgeon?

*A Nisceni Guard chuckles* "Oh, THEY can go. Not you we have mmmplaaans for you mmmmyesss..."
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