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Rattlesnake Jack grabbed the offered cup, which the clown confirmed was indeed alcohol. Rattlesnake Jack's eyes were gleaming with joy as he gave single a nod. "Thank ya kindly partner." It was a rough start, what with the clown attacking him. But Rattlesnake Jack knew he did kick at the device, must have startled the clown in doing so. It was a perfectly reasonable response. But it was a good thing the clown came to his senses. Rattlesnake Jack knew that it was destiny that he'd become friends with this clown. He held out the drink as he took in the aroma of it, as he glanced at Cuban Pete who was pointing at the floor. His pupils were then drawn to the clown phantomiming an act. "Ah, so the floor'll cause folk ta slide about." He said with a nod. "Well, that's a predicament if'n I ever saw one." He raised his drink up, "Cheers." He brought it close to himself, and stopped before returning his drink back up to the cheers scenario. "Ah, would be rude to not introduce myself to a man who was willin' ta share a drink, before drinkin'. Rattlesnake Jack." He carefully held the drink in his left hand as he extended out his right hand to shake the clown's hand, if he was willing to share a shake.
Rattlesnake Jack, when helped back up tipped his cowboy hat towards Cuban Pete. "Thank ya pardner." He rolled his shoulders around and stretched out his arms. He kept his left arm extended out in front of his chest for a few seconds, before switching off to extending out the right arm. He eyed the glasses that the clown had brought over. Rattlesnake Jack took a wiff, and, his eyes lit up. "That booze pardner?" He asked, before scratching his cheek. "I'd reckon I oughta check on those other slickers." He grumbled out to himself as he glanced back towards the pod exit door. "Buuuut... no saloon anywhere in sight, and if'n I'm right in guessin' that there ol' drink is in fact booze."
Rattlesnake Jack glanced at the clown, who appeared much happier, as a clown should be. "Well Pardner, good ta see ya up and at it." Rattlesnake Jack glanced down as he maneuvered to get up, but he quickly found he was stuck to the floor below. He glanced down at the floor, as he tried to get up again. Still stuck. He just glanced down at the floor for a few good seconds, before hearing some rummaging. He glanced in the direction of the noise, just watching for a moment. He then returned his attention back to himself. He was still stuck. "Well, that's... certainly interestin'."
If there were things that could touch Rattlesnake Jack's metaphorical heart, crying clowns was one of them, though really it looked more like a mime crying at this point. But there was still a gloomy clown, and Rattlesnake Jack couldn't let that stand."Don't cry pardner...There's so many jokes ya gotta do! Chin up."
Rattlesnake Jack took in a large gasp of air, when the clown removed its hands from his neck. He fell back down on his bottom, and slid a quite a bit as the pod shook upon the clown's landing. He placed his guns back in their holsters. Rattlesnake Jack breathed in and out, as he glanced at the Clown. "Ya'll alright pardner?" He watched as he the clown left his mouth agape.
"Hey! It's a Clown Buddy!" Rattlesnake Jack declared, as he did enjoy clowns. Rodeo Clowns were good people and Jack felt that, perhaps he had met a new compatriot and ally, one that wasn't a complete city-slicker. However, he soon discovered this to be wrong, as he was getting charged at by said clown. "Wai-" That is when he had the clown's gloved fingers wrapped around his throat as he was being violently throttled and shaken. Hacking and gasping, Rattlesnake Jack quickly reached to his twin guns, and took two quick shots with pepper-spray bullets. He didn't aim at the clown, as he didn't particularly have that luxury, what with being throttled, probably to death, oh and the fact he couldn't properly stand due to the strange substance he found himself slipping on earlier. The bullets ricocheted around the pod, as one bounced around in a strange manner, one even doing a small loop-de-loop in front of the clown's face, before whizzing around his head to hit him in the nose. The other, to strike the back of his head.
Rattlesnake Jack was, not sure what the dickens happened as from the strange pod, emerged a rather slippery substance. Jack quickly muttered out, "Ah damn it.", as his boots were rather slippery from the Space Lube, as he was sliding into the craft, as he waved his arms around to maintain some sense of balance. However, he didn't maintain it and landed square on his bottom, but not before moving at incredible speeds to make sure his duster-coat didn't get this weird stuff on it, using his hands to make sure the back of it was mostly free of it. But of course, his jeans, well the seat of it anyhow, was coated in it. "Ack, my jeans." Rattlesnake Jack was now fully emerged inside the pod.
"Lookin' back. I'd reckon I shoulda jumped before I fired. Probably shoulda used the stronger rocket." Rattlesnake Jack mused to himself as he propelled through the air. "Ah well, I can easily fire more and go further up." However, his trajectory towards the Castle was interrupted, as he passed by some strange mechanical device flying through the sky. Just as he was falling towards the castle, it passed by and, he found himself landing on-top of it. Rattlesnake Jack clung onto the device, as his rocket launcher returned back to Rattlesnake Jack's 'Realm of Guns.' **"WHAT IN TARNATIONS?"** Rattlesnake Jack banged on the device with his right foot, as he held on. _Right then, well won't be too much effort to get back there._ he thought to himself, while still on the escape pod. Breathing in and out he glanced at the device. "What was that dang'ol _thing_?" He glanced back up towards the Castle. Wouldn't be too hard to get back there.
Rattlesnake Jack whistled, as he glanced at Ajax go around Bee, get close to him and lifted him up by the armpits. He watched then as Bee was chucked into the air. "Well pardner, that was... _interestin'_ the way ya tossed 'im." Rattlesnake Jack glanced at Ajax for a moment, before waving his right hand. "I ain't gonna need any tossin'. I can get up there on my own. Ya'll just, get close to Bee... if ya want. I guess." He scratched the back of his head, pondering for a moment. "As for myself..." Rattlesnake Jack raised up his hand and reached into his duster coat. Humming a tune he kept his hand extended out for a good five seconds, before he reached out and pulled out an M72 Law. "Ah, there ya are." He held it out in both hands, showing it off. It was a nice rocket launcher, fine model, looked well intact. Rattlesnake Jack stroked the rocket launcher for a moment, as he pointed it down towards the ground. "Alright, do your stuff." Rattlesnake Jack fired the rocket, and with a loud bang the rocket shot down, and the force appeared to propel him upwards towards Castle Ganon, without any sign of danger to him or anyone nearby, except some scorched ground below. "YIIPIEEE KAAAAY YAAAAY.... There we go!" He cackled out laughing as he propelled through the sky.
Username: Professor_Wyvern Character nickname: Rattlesnake Jack Gender: Male Appearance: Rattlesnake Jack is a tall man, with a runners build. His skin is dark like the desert sands. He has dark brown eyes, and dark black hair which, extends to the back of his neck. He wears a black cowboy hat, a black dustercoat, some well-worn dark blue jeans, and dark brown cowboy boots with the spurs attached. Over his face he wears a bright red bandana, hiding most of his face sans his eyes. On his belt he has two snake leather holsters which hold his two favorite guns. Personality: Rattlesnake Jack is a suave man, keeping an air of superiority in everything he does. And no little folk ain't gonna be runnin' the show. It's Rattlesnake Jack's show, and as such there is no trace of the former personality. He's a smug individual, who pines for adventure, and something worthy of his skills, as rustling cattle and Gunfights at High Noon have lost their luster. He's rather fond of taunting others, whether he is or isn't in combat, and enjoys mockery in all forms. He is a party animal, enjoying the saloons and always seeks to start bar-fights. While he is prone to some darker things, he has a good heart, and will go help out the innocent folk, probably while using the Sheriff's stolen horse to do so. Alignment: Protagonist Skills: Before - Puzzle Solving - Basic Knowledge of Western Mythology - Basic knowledge of philosophy After - Gunslinger God: Rattlesnake Jack is beyond human imagining when it comes to his skills with a gun. Any gun he possesses and gets a hold of, alongside easily wielding it, he can do feats beyond the impossible with. Bullets know that they should be shot when he has them, and are only to be reloaded into the gun when it is cool to do so, and that they do whatever Rattlesnake Jack would will them to do. Rattlesnake Jack is after-all, a Gunslinging God, who with his loyal guns can defy logic and reason itself, with his gun-skills. - Expert Horse-rider: Rattlesnake Jack is an expert. On horseback. He can easily ride horses. Powers: - Hammerspace: Rattlesnake Jack can open up a portal to a dimension which stores all the guns and bullets he could ever need, and take them with ease. All the guns/bullets in this hammerspace are linked to his soul and if the gun is out of the possession of Rattlesnake Jack it immediately teleports back into the hammerspace realm. - Fastest in the West: Blink and you'll miss him. Rattlesnake Jack can move at mind-boggling speeds which seem impossible for human perception to fully track down. It's easy to perform a train job when you can easily out-run the train. And Acquired From Hyrule's Crucible Manifest Destiny: Rattlesnake Jack is encompassing more than the wild spirit of the Wild West, but he contains its desire of expansion, and the formation of towns. So far he can only currently summon a Saloon, known as the Snake's Den. (which currently does not serve alcohol, but only Ginger Beer, Sarsaparillas and Milk. Serves very cheap and tasteless barbeque.) This Saloon, which Jack can spawn at will, is the spawn location for members of Jack's Posse. Jack which he can collect a limited amount of members per world he visits on his travels. Once selected as a Posse Member, they spawn in the Saloon, where Jack can retrieve them to help him do various tasks. When Rattlesnake Jack summons his saloon in a selected area, it (currently) can't be re-summoned on that world at a different location, but can be dismissed.
    Current Saloon Posse Members
  • Moe Le'Coir: A Bartender who has no other discernible skills besides maintaining a bar. He dresses in lavish attire, has a rail-thin frame, and a thick mustache and full head of hair.
  • Green: A Business Scrub, Rattlesnake Jack collected from his time on Hyrule. He has two abilities of note, shooting Deku Nuts (a rock like projectile), and the strength to move boulders. This strength only appears when pushing or pulling objects.
Horse With No Name: Rattlesnake Jack's trusty horse. It is a rather durable creature surviving in many environment types, and can take much damage thrown against it. Alongside that it is an incredibly fast creature, much like Rattlesnake Jack, but which goes twice as fast with each foot-step. Rattlesnake Jack can conjure his horse to come and stay at will. Guise of the Snake: Rattlesnake Jack can shape-shift into other creatures and forms. Though, so far he can only turn into other humanoids. He can do it instantaneously, which is more prone to leaving mistakes which people who are familiar with the person can notice, leaving it a less effective disguise. Or, he can do it through a lengthier process, much like a snake shedding its skin, which guarantees a perfect copy of the target. But the process can be quite harmful for Jack. Equipment: - Two Colt SAA Revolvers: He calls them Apache and Cherokee, they are his two favorite guns and as such he carries them around more than the other guns at his disposal - Inconspicuous Red Bandana: While it appears normal, if it is taken off by anyone besides Rattlesnake Jack, a new bandana that looks exactly the same will appear to cover his face. - A Waterskin - Deck of playing cards Other: Yippie kai-yay. Have Gun Will Travel. Password: Draco Ignis.
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