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Liam gave a quick nod. "Well yes, my eyes are the one thing I can, ah, fully control. And of course I'll help you look for Survivors." He paused for a moment, looking down the barren street, before he spoke up nervously. "Oh, uh, in the distance I see horrible, horrible war-machine! It is giant, and shiny. It is trudging along on three giant legs. We have about 2 hours before it gets here? Huh, they must have had a malfunction. Good fortune for us I guess." He then focused on the house in which Harry went to investigate. Which he heard the sound of gunshots being fired. He quickly followed and pushed his rig with him. "Yes, yes I heard. He's being very inconsiderate considering our purpose." He said as he approached the house and yelled to him. "He smells terrible, give him a bath before you drag him out. IF the power works that is. And if you could please try to make sure he minds his manners, being impolite out here is a bad thing."
The old man in the bar-table glanced at a glass of soda that he just jerked from the machine. Grumbling he walked over to the sink and poured it in, before dropping the cup there as well. The old man found himself besieged by the shrill voice of a child. He pulled out another lamented menu and slammed it on the table. Rattlesnake Jack, returned back to the Saloon from which he left for he wasn't sure how long. As he saw Cirno he tipped his hat, "Ah there ya are. Been lookin' fer ya. Uh, see any of the other pardners? Loot is out and available, gotta find 'em." ------ Akiko glanced at Bee. "It is just to make sure. Follow me to one of the training centers." She swayed on as she reached a metal door labeled '6' as she punched a code on the key-pad. The door opened up horizontally, as it revealed a shiny metal interior that was mostly bare other than those features. Though it looked like the room was divided into several rectangular structures, at least the walls did. "Enter and the exercises will begin."
The Bartender gave a nod to the two of them. "Alright then. Yeah basement is pretty nice and spacious. You oughta find some fun stuff there. Bring back any tasty looking corpses, and move any bottles of alcohol or barrels." He said as he gave a quick whistle. Rattle. Rattle. The Skeletal Figure from earlier returned in front of the blast-door that kept the basement shut. It quickly began fiddling with the door combination as the door hissed open. The skeleton opened the blast-door, pulling the metal slab forward. The bartender cocked his head towards the door, "Well get going then heroes." The bartender then focused his attention to the room behind the door, making sure nothing would try to make some sort of escape. Fortunately nothing was going on there at the moment. But it was ready for the Heroes, Link and Ajax to enter! The initial entrance to the room looked quite dark, with the occasional glimmer of a fluorescent light and torch, giving off some light.
The Bartender glanced at Ajax as he wrote down his name. "You'll know it when you see it. It's a big lizard with wings. If you can leave the head. Would be fun to mount it on the wall, will give you credit under the plaque of course." He glanced back at Link, "There should be enough creepy crawlies for the two of you to fight. More or less depending on what places blew through. Anyway, you wanted to go in first, just inform when ready and I'll open the basement doors."
Liam heard the American decide he'd search for survivors. This seemed like a good idea to him, for a few reasons. One, it wouldn't be polite to leave people out where aliens could get them. Two, the American was in a Metal Suit, and would make good cover. Three, if he knew his cousins down south they were loud and would distract from aliens. In the off chance they were wanting survivors, it would be good idea to be with someone who they would be more inclined to shoot at first. Plus, couldn't let a person wander off alone. With all of these factors Liam quickly looked around as he spoke up. "Yes, er, I'll go with him, it'll be quicker er if I help him out. Pardon me." Liam said as he pushed his sensory deprivation rig past, making sure he didn't hit anyone. Following Harry, Liam waved with his left hand. "Uhm yes, excuse me American!" He shook his head as he racked his mind for the introduction. He just had to give it when so much background noise was going on. "Er Harry was it? Could you please slow down a little? Together we can go find any poor fellows who uh, got trapped in this wasteland." Wrinkling his nose he shivered a bit. "This place smells terrible. Can you smell things with that suit on, if I may inquire? I don't mean to be rude, is all, I just want to make sure I had permission to ask, and make sure you weren't offended by it. If you can't smell out here, you are a lucky fellow. Because it smells rather pungent out here."
Mayonnaise the Wizard began cackling, "...AND THEN I SAID THE ARISTOCRATS!" as he finished up a bawdy tale. Rattlesnake Jack began cracking up as well as he wiped a single-tear from his eye. "Oh, oh that was a good one. Especially the part invo-" The Strange Wizard waved his metal staff, "HERO! The Dimension I was going to send you has blown through! So I won't need to teleport you. Oh, you may want to leave this city before it fades away. Strange city, does that." Rattlesnake Jack gave a nod as he rolled his neck around, "I'll go uh, find others then. Swore I had uh, other fellows that I worked with in the last strange place." He raised his cowboy hat as he scratched at his head. Mayonnaise gave a solemn nod, "Yessss... Go get them, collect me the barrels, with intoxicating elixirs. Oh and whatever else you find, that looks interesting. I'll throw in a few worthless baubles that solely exist to make you feel better at going off and collecting things. Alongside the many shiny baubles." Giving a wave to the Wizard, Rattlesnake Jack headed of to search for his companions. "Hnn, maybe they found a decent Saloon by now?" Rattlesnake Jack shrugged as he searched for a saloon, where he would hopefully find his companions. All the while Mayonnaise began speaking in a long dead language, as his eyes glimmered white. "Anemoiyay! oreasBay! ephyrusZay!" as he finished his chant, he disappeared in a flash of white, leaving nothing behind but the smell of fermenting mayonnaise.
Liam gave a quick nod as Hatsuki explained the situation. He'd rather not fight aliens, but it was what he agreed to do. Got out early from the prison, which was nice. But dying to aliens, wasn't as nice. Still Liam made a deal with them and had to go through with it. "Right I -" He paused for a moment as he realized the plane arrived. He checked his side as he confirmed his Desert Eagle was on his side. Check. His rig. Check. Liam glanced at his Mobile Sensory Deprivation Rig as he smiled. He looked around as he listened to the man speak some language. Vietnamese? Liam was fairly sure it was Vietnamese. It was a nice break from the flies making that wretched brushing noise. He checked his tie as he took two minutes to make sure it was perfectly straight. After confirming that he pushed his mobile sensory rig down the ramp. He paused as he noticed they were in football field. "Doubt we're gonna play a nice game of football, so uh, find the mother-ship and just destroy it or something?"
The Bartender glanced at Ajax, "Commendable attitude." He gave a nod of approval, knowing that having tasks done for you was just as good as payment for the goods. He glanced at the knight with the legs sticking out from the cylindrical helmet. "Beast still there?" The Knight gave a grunt in affirmative. After he collected the Rupees and tossed the bag beneath the bar he glanced at Ajax, "Yeah well, there's an overgrown lizard, that we affectionately refer to the Beast. It's big, and fairly nasty. Kill it so we can make some meals. Hell I'll give you one free if you bring the body. Or, if you don't find it, or it's already dead, there's a large container of ale barrels down there. Bring it back up, and consider your drinks on the house. I hope you don't mind me waiting before I toss those little coins, of sort, back to him." He then pointed at the ledger. "Sign here, if you want to go."
Oh, folks at the Hangar gonna get the mission to go to Tel Aliv?
The Bar-tender gave a shrug, as he glanced at Ajax "Depends on what dimension just shifted on through, you might find something interesting to fight." He then glanced at Link as he returned to counting his coins, "Yeah, yeah, standard adventurer and dungeon-crawl procedures. Hold on." He reached under the bar-table as he pulled out a worn looking book, a bottle of ink and a quill. He quickly opened it to a blank page. It appeared to be a form of legalese. The bar-tender pointed at a dotted line, "Sign here." He then pointed to the next page, "And sign your full name there."
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