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Boom glanced at the rest of the Caravan as he hissed. "Is guard-thing still there? Message easy yesssss..." Boom raised the horn, "Loud greeting." He then raised the shell, "Quiet greeting." Boom glanced towards his side and hissed, "Boom hates greetingses." He focused his attention on the group,

"Quickly! Get rids of its!" He said as he cocked his head towards the guard outpost. "Can't use if thing there."

Boom took the conch and horn, as he stared at his bag for a moment. "No Pointses... gives us the thingses." Glancing to the side he gave a nod to himself, as he took a look at the items. It appears they had the script of his tongue, the script of the Kokiri. Boom glanced up at No-Point as he gave a toothy grin. "Large thingses, they burns and explodes. But we need no-"

Growling for a moment Boom hissed, "We reads it." Boom shook his head, "We not reads it!" Glaring at nothing Boom shook his head, "It is to be read. No Pointses will not interfere with a later explosion." Knowing the argument he made was sound, he gave a nod to No Point. "We sssshaaall sees. Yes."

And so Boom went about trying to read the script from the two items.
Boom was acting far more nervous when the Caravan arrived at the sink-hole. "In the den of viperses." He nodded towards himself as he glanced to his side. "Yessss, its not good for Boom." He kept his position on all fours as he crawled when approaching the checkpoint to the Kokiri Sinkhole.

He darted an eye-upwards to see if the check-point was guarded. It was. Boom immediately shot his head back to glance down. "Hisssss..." He glanced back up to see the Deku approach the guard. "The thing that speaksssss only paaaiiiiin." He turned his head sideways as he nodded. "It deals with the guard."
"Kreeee! No, no, no, no!" Boom howled out in despair, as he fled in circles, not making any progress anywhere. He turned to his side, "N-no way out?" He crouched down and began hissing at himself. "No pathses for us." Boom heaved his bag over his shoulder as he glanced at the assembled members of the caravan. "Only one way."

The Kokiri glanced forward with a nervous twitch in his eye.
Boom began hissing out as he heard that melody once more. "KREEEEEEEEEEEE-It-T-the thingses!" Boom glanced to the side as he gave a nod to himself. "They speak only pain." Crouching down, he slung his bag back over his left shoulder. Boom scratched his cheek in a frantic manner.

"We suggests heading away." Boom glanced to his side as he nodded. "Only evil lurks here." Boom began twitching his teeth in a nervous chatter, before stopping. It stared back at the Fungus Deku, Mycellium, as it gave a single glare. That thing, was it? The thought receded for now.

Boom turned back forward as it began scratching at its face once more. "We suggests going back the way we came."

Boom began hissing, "ONLY PAIN HERE. FLEE! FLEE!" As he said that declaration, Boom quickly ran off in fear in a random direction, knowing he had to escape the sounds.
Boom's eyes twitched and widened as two of the individuals speaking of going into the Fungiwoods. Boom could not allow that. The creatures speak only pain, and the creature they had would of course immediately betray them when returning home. If there were things Boom knew about it was how to surviving, and betraying things to save your skin and get the results you want.

The safest option, was clearly to the Iron Woods.

Carrying his sack over his back, Boom skittered towards No Point, on essentially his fours. Once he was in close distance to No Point, Boom clamped both of his arms around No Point's right leg. Boom glanced upwards, as he began sniffling.

"We can't goes there!" He darted his pupils to the side as he continued bawling, "W-w-we can't! I-it full of thingses. Thingses that speak only PAIN. I-it, no, no, no! S-safer through Woodses of Iron. T-thingses can't get us as quickly! Boom knows." Boom hissed for a moment as he darted his pupils to the side. "Yesssss, it safer in Woodses of Iron. Boom knows it. P-p-p-please."

He continued bawling as large traces of snot came down his face, mixing in with his tears.

If there was one thing Boom knew would convince people, it was begging and pleading your case.
Boom noticed that as he let his bombchu fly, something else was heading towards the Skullkid Leader as well. A cloud of spore-like seed bits were flying towards the injured combatant.

He swiveled his head back, as he tried to get a determination of where such things came from. Boom noticed that, it in fact came from the thing that speaks only pain. Strange. It must've recognized the predator and its continued threat and decided to engage in a natural defense mechanism.

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WARNING: ERROR DETECTED IN THE EARLIER ATTACK. The 6s from No Point's roll only applies to the Defensive.
The ACCURATE ROLL IS 13.
WARNING: ERROR DETECTED 2 EB.
With the addition of Mycelliums two 6s, the roll is in fact
25
Indubitably. Skullkid getting demolished, and not a single scratch!

Thanks Boomrocker for rolling those sixes.
Boom began cackling again. He glanced at the Skullkid Leader. "Sees what Boom does? You are weak prey." He smirked a devilish grin as he began clapping wildly. "Boom enjoys its suffering." He said towards the wounded Skullkid leader.

He was so sure of his survival that he did not realize that the Skullkid Leader vaulted towards him at such an immense speed. When the creature was dangerously close, Boom crouched down and let out a shrill "EEEP!" Quickly he tried to reach towards a bomb, before he was surely doomed.

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Egads! It seemed like Boom was about to be smashed by the Skullkid Leader. But miraculously, the one with No-Points tackled onto the Leader of the Skullkids in a powerful grapple and tackling maneuver. The Skullkid was caught of guard by this gesture as it was so desperate to trying to kill Boom. This gave Boom the opportunity it needed to escape.

[10 initial plus 6, 6, 6 from No Point's roll = Defense Successful]

Now, able to play back on the offensive, Boom was ready. Well not quite, Boom opened up the Bombchu as he began messing with the internal wires. As he was given the opportunity by No Point, he tweaked with the device, pulling at wires and over-riding 'safety' precautions that Bombchus had.

Now Boom was ready. He hucked the Bombchu at the Skullkid, ready for the manipulated device to give a bigger payoff.

The result of this was going to be loud, and rather painful for the Skullkid involved. Boom was fairly certain the No-Point individual would be fine. Relatively speaking.
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WARNING: ERROR DETECTED. The 6s from No Point's roll only applies to the Defensive.
The ACCURATE ROLL IS 13.
WARNING: ERROR DETECTED 2 EB.
With the addition of Mycelliums two 6s, the roll is in fact
25
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That being said, Boom probably made a few miscalculations when fiddling with the bombchu, due to his eagerness. Or perhaps he did not. Boom was in this weird groove all things considered.

Perhaps the work of an 'ally' would be helpful here.
Boom paused for a moment as he was eagerly clapping, much like a rambunctious child. The eyes of the Kokiri lit up as he watched the shrapnel of his explosive device scattered about. The magnificent sound, the loud nature of it was rather appealing to Boom. He stood there fairly entranced as he watched the majority of the Skull Children run away in fear.

"Yesssssssss, fears Boom. Fears us." Boom noted as he kept a mischievous grin on his face. "Watch out!" Boom said to himself as he swiveled his head. He glanced at the Skull Child leader as he had injured itself, and began moaning out in agony.

Boom began laughing as he watched the leader lunge at him with a quarterstaff. Boom, thinking quickly reached once more into his bag and pulled out a Bombchu. "GWAYAHAHA!" Boom cackled out as he threw a Bombchu at the staff as he hopped a few paces back, taking his sack with him.

It was a weaker model of Bombchu, but nonetheless it exploded off in the face of the Skullkid Leader. This immediate distraction, what with an explosion occurring in the face, caused the Skullkid Leader to stumble about in a dazed confusion as he half-heartedly swung his greatstaff, and missing the escaping Boom.

The Kokiri grinned at his foe as he began laughing again. "Boom no likes predators who go after Boom." Once more he pulled out a Bombchu from his bag.

With another smirk, he quickly chucked the Bombchu towards the injured leg of the Skullkid Leader.
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Defense Sucessful
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