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15 days ago
Current I can give you the D.
15 days ago
TRIGGER WARNING: There are only two genders.
15 days ago
To be fair it seems that females are the worst about specifying the gender of their partner.
15 days ago
18 days ago
Special Assualt Team?


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"MTF Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox") is a Mobile Task Force squad composed of nine units separated into 3 groups. In SCP - Containment Breach, their primary task is to handle containment breaches by re-containing all active, hostile SCP instances, rescuing surviving Foundation personnel and terminating any rogue Class-D personnel."

So basically an international shadow agency hit squad.
*no longer has to worry about sustenance*
*invades and claims fort. Hangs "no gurls aloud" sign.*
"Flight attendant, I seem to have gotten lost on my way to the lavatory."
You look like a fancy man. Can I interest you in a fancy hat, fancy pants?
Why would you need welding goggles on a night like this?
*Pats the silly Xenophobic super human on the head*

There there, the forces of Chaos surely fear thee.
>wonders why the hell there's so much sidewind in a damn alley.
@NuttsnBolts lots of practice.

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