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Godzilla

KnightShade said
ftfy

Actually it was a Doctor Who episode.

I broke Pi

You are implying there are no smart people in Spam. Well there are, and you've just offended all of them.

I Feel Awful

Look on the bright side, at least you didn't run a stop sign, get in an accident, and have to go to traffic court.

I broke Pi

Joegreenbeen said
Why would you ask here?

Why would you ask me why I would ask here? Implying that questions are frowned upon, yet you yourself ask a question. The audacity!

Godzilla

Barioth said
Don't forgot that 2pac will be making his return in a few months.

Smiral said
Pearl Harbor was a false flag operationThe moon is hollowReptilian racesIlluminati

And Elvis isn't dead, cuz he's an alien.

Also Michael Jackson is releasing a new album.

Spam Biography

Sherlock Holmes said
Oh, geez. I can only imagine what sort of twisted back story you guys would come up with for me. XD

More twisted than a cocaine-using sociopath who solves mysteries (preferably the darker, more pernicious kind) for his own pleasure because he's bored?

I broke Pi

Disclaimer: I am not a mathematician.

I was just bored in class when

The numbers are repeating.
And I just don't understand how this happened.

This is why I am not a mathematician.

Spam Biography

Joegreenbeen said
We all need to this together, the world must know our pasts.

Okay but no promises.

Godzilla

BrobyDDark said
Jimmy Kimmel convinced some people that Godzilla actually happened in the 1950's.

Barioth said
Like the thing with War of the Worlds, where when it was shown, people actually thought it was happening.

And how the moon landing was staged.

Spam Biography

Joegreenbeen said
It will go faster if you help take the time to write these extremely difficult biographies. XD

But effort