Avatar of Raxacoricofallapatorius
  • Last Seen: 2 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: Clirkus
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Raxacoricofallapatorius 12 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

2 yrs ago
Current I'm tired of learning shit
2 yrs ago
I learn through suffering.
4 likes
5 yrs ago
Lamest apocalypse ever >:(
5 yrs ago
They’re all eating cake up on Capitol Hill
6 yrs ago
I really missed the Animal Crossing train, but I'm too poor to buy a Switch.

Bio

I want waffle fries

Most Recent Posts

Drakel said
Why did you pick me for prosecution anyways? What made me good at it? O_o


You were the first person I saw. And I said to myself: That'll do dragon, that'll do.
natsumehack said
Did i ever have shame in the first place?


I drew a picture of you on the OldGuild, is that not enough??
You're all high on yourself 'cause of the voice thing aren't you. Stop.
Jorick said
Me: "Eh, I don't give a shit if this one gets banned. The defense rests."Judge: "But we just started. It's the prosecution's turn to make an opening statement."Me: "So? Fuck you, the defense rests, ban the sorry bastard and be done with it. I'm going home."

Drakel said
ME: "Jorick do you really have anything better to do right now? Think about it... DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TAKE EFFORT AND DO SHIT IN RL?!?!"


Killjoy.

Come on Jorick, I picked you because even though you want the guy to be banned, you're clever enough to make a case for him that sounds good but ultimately condemns him. You're good at that.
Jster said



Lol'd
Jster said
Everybody is Aza who is actually KB.


If even Aza is KB then ultimately, Aza is irrelevant.
Drakel said
Fucking Magical!!! xD


All of Spam is the jury and Sherlock can be the judge, 'cause Sherly haz da powa.

Jorick can be the defending attorney.
Azarthes said
You fat


Your mom
Jster said
What if everyone is actually Aza?


Impossible.
Everyone knows that everyone is KB.
Barioth said
Fair trials? I think you mean Kangaroo Courts.I give you a nomination, because that sound fun

Of course they wouldn't be fair, this is Spam after all. But we will claim that they are only fair and just and the proper way to deal with troublesome troublemakers.
Drakel said
Personally Clirk... I would just ban them first THEN do the fair trial (while also talking major shit about them during the trial)... "Guilty until prven inocent" seems to work pretty well on forums. Plus when they are found innocent publicly we could just unban them and watch them commit serious rage.... then ban them again. :D Though you do know how to draw. If I was you, I'd continuously draw pictures of the people you ban... just so you can remember every special moment and share it in the Gallery to show all your friends.

I'll put up wanted posters 'n' stuff. You can be a prosecutor. You'd be good at it.
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