Raxacoricofallapatorius

Tiny chat.

Well this is a disappointment

Magnificent Bastard's of spam.

Not Doivid.

Too nice.

sh%t my dad says

Lucian said
Taking a moment to reaffirm my love for you, Clirkus.

If I can build a relationship solely on bad puns I would count my life as one well lived.

The Bureau of Unconventional Crime

Free Faller said
*gasp* I thought we had something special, Rax!?! I just... I just don't know if I can trust you anymore.

What gave you the impression I was trustworthy in the first place

The Bureau of Unconventional Crime

Wow, exciting. Do you like it?

Clirkus,

idlehands said
Clirkus, you must draw this shipping in cat form.

*utters some kind of profanity*

sh%t my dad says

Q: What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A:

A condescending con descending.

Naruto Magical Girl High School Acadamy roleplay anyone!!??!

idlehands said
I especially like when they put 'yet another such and such RP', acknowledging that their shit is just another copy of the same crap that's been posted dozens of times.

Another ______ RP

*continues scrolling*

(TL;DR Rant) Standard based Roleplay sections and why I don’t like them.

I find that having good camaraderie with the other players helps significantly, so even when no one is posting and there are IC "dry periods" you're all still keeping in touch and up-to-date and the role-play does become the game that it's supposed to be, and everyone is having fun.

I never put limits on post length or time it takes to post because that puts pressure on the player to meet a certain standard that they might not always feel like meeting (what, are they getting graded on it?), I only ask that people remain active OOC even when they don't feel like posting just so we're all up-to-date with each other. It creates a friendlier environment so people are less likely to simply disappear/dropout on the notion of "oh no one has posted for a while I guess this is all over why bother."

Edit:

In response to the OP I don't really mind the segmented sections because you can always post the interest check in the general interest checks instead of in the section that you're looking to have your RP in. If you go by the guild rules regarding the sections then it really just becomes more about the quality of the story/plot/characters than overall length. I mean, all you need to qualify for advanced is "Three good paragraphs" and most people do that in Casual already.

sh%t my dad says

It's supposed to be: "'I see,' said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw."

Edit: It's still not a funny joke I don't know why I bothered.