Avatar of Raxacoricofallapatorius
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    1. Raxacoricofallapatorius 12 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

2 yrs ago
Current I'm tired of learning shit
2 yrs ago
I learn through suffering.
4 likes
5 yrs ago
Lamest apocalypse ever >:(
5 yrs ago
They’re all eating cake up on Capitol Hill
6 yrs ago
I really missed the Animal Crossing train, but I'm too poor to buy a Switch.

Bio

I want waffle fries

Most Recent Posts

Jedly said
I'd grow it, so it could fly me out of such a situation. I'll be back in 40 minutes, as I'm about to go back to my house. Might also look for a possible new avatar, though, in all honesty, this one has grown on me. Anyways, I'll be back soonish.


I do like your avatar, who is it?
I too like to live dangerously.

*blinks at a statue*
Bluebe123 said
Hey. Did you begin the fight in PMs?


Yep, we did.
Happenstance shrugged at Mez's suggestion that his eagerness could betray some ulterior motive. He took a seat beside the other player and said matter-of-factly, "Since I haven't done anything wrong I don't see why I ought to act all skittish like the rest of 'em. Besides, I have an alibi." He jabbed his thumb at the barkeep, "Just ask him where I was last night."

The barkeep, a grisly man with a big red beard, nodded as he brought Hap's requested breakfast. "Damn if I have to hear another one of his bad jokes," he grumbled, "It was all I could do to keep him stuffing his face so that he'd shut up."

"Hey now! They were funny!" Hap pretended to be hurt, but then giggled childishly. "Hey uh, Mr. MezmeriSin," he turned his attention back to his new friend, "What's blue and doesn't weight very much?" He paused dramatically, raising his eyebrows before answering his own question, "Light blue!" The barkeep groaned and went back to doing whatever it was barkeeps do, Hap didn't really pay much attention to those sorts of details.

As MezmeriSin ordered another round, Hap tried to hide his smile. Light blue, hah! He shook his head and tried to put on a more serious face. When the man began questioning him he said, "Allow me to demonstrate my powers of deduction on that one. If you mean 'do you know who I am?' in the literal sense, I'd say some cheeky fellow who goes by the name of MezermiSin who thinks he's kind of edgy. If you mean something more like have I heard of you and your grand exploits, nada. But since your first question relates greatly to your second question I'm thinking you meant something along the lines of 'I'm Batman and this city needs me' AKA some kind of self-imposed local law enforcement here to right a wrong and uphold justice. Go ahead and tell me to shut up if I'm wrong, but if not then I'll just keep talking."

He took a bite of scrambled eggs before continuing, gesturing with the fork in his hand. "You're here to get the details on a certain PKer who was at a certain tavern (that's here) last night and killed another certain player (I didn't catch his name, sorry) among other things." He went on to describe in vivid detail the events of the previous night, pausing every so often to eat and drink. He explained how the player Dark Arrow Mora showed up and forced the victim into a duel, and how she left, and how another person had followed her but Hap hadn't noticed him beforehand so he couldn't give much more information. "I think his username was something like 'Darrel Mountain' or something, I'm probably wrong so don't quote me on it." He then explained how most of the patrons skedaddled after that, so the majority of the people in the room had come after that happened and didn't know very much.

"So anyway," he polished off the last bite of pancake, "That's when you and your guild buddies showed up. That's all I got." Happenstance drained his cup and then wiped his mouth on his sleeve. "Thanks for breakfast by the way."
AliceZaru said
My sex channing tatum has struck the chat quietly!


For a second I thought it was Chris Evans.
AliceZaru said
Finally! Someone who says those guys are saxy! <3 ~drools with him~


Aerandir said
*Drools as well* ................Over my MIDNIGHT SNACK that is! >.> <.< >.>anyways postedand all characters are accepted


Oh my goooosh my last post made me so hungry, I really am drooling
Happenstance ::: Floor 35

Somewhere about mid-morning a rumpled, bleary-eyed Happenstance stumbled out of bed, yawning excessively. His previous night's sleep had been restless and full of bad dreams, he just wanted to get some breakfast and get on his way to somewhere less stressful. Imagine his disappointment when he arrived downstairs to find the common area flooded with guards from some police guild. He groaned and was about to return to his room when one of them apprehended him. "Sir, please remain where you are, we are in the middle of an investigation."

"Push off!" Happenstance said irritably, giving the man a shove, though not too aggressively. After a moment or two it registered, and he remembered the previous night's murder. Well they were too late to catch the woman now, but he supposed he at least needed to give them credit for trying. It was none of his business anyway, and with that in mind he slinked along the wall to the corner near the door, hoping to slip outside unnoticed. Fat chance, he doubted even air couldn't pass through that door right now, and any attempt of escape could possibly incriminate himself so he decided to stay put. Though he must have looked suspicious because two guards confronted him, and still not fully awake and with an empty stomach he hardly felt inclined to appeal to their better nature. Quite the opposite really, he strung together some pretty colorful words to express his distaste of the whole scenario.

Just when he was ready to lose his mind another guard arrived, apparently it was this someone the other guild members had been waiting on, and this player promptly ordered all the rest out of the tavern. MezmeriSin he read the username. He seemed to have some common sense so Happenstance decided that he liked him, and when MezmeriSin said he'd buy them all food and drink he decided that maybe he could forgive the guild's intrusion on his sad little virtual life.

He dashed to the bar, eager to fill his belly. He snatched up a mug and leaned on the counter, trying to appear casual. "You know I was really pissed off when I woke up to this," he addressed the head man himself and took a long drought of ale, "But you really know how to be a people pleaser. Bravo. Most people don't bother with that anymore. I'll have you know that I had a front row seat for last night's drama…" he went on, eager to make himself worthy of the offer of a free breakfast. "I'll be happy to answer all your questions over some bacon, eggs, and pancakes. Sausage too, with lots of maple syrup. Oooh, and a couple of those cinnamon buns…" His eyes rolled back at the thought of the steaming rolls covered in sweet cream-cheese icing. It was more than enough to make his mouth water. Happenstance snapped out of his babbling though, not wanting to miss this opportunity. "Where are my manners? Sorry, I always wake up hungry. The name's Happenstance, though most folks who come by me are too lazy to pronounce that mouthful, so you can call me Hap if you want." He offered his hand to shake, accompanying the gesture with a friendly grin. "Just tell me noble sir, what you would like to know."
Holy crap I'm gone for a few hours and then

AliceZaru said
And if you want a buff anime guy heres one XPor this XD


*drools*
Derpestein said
I want in on thisIll be waiting at Derpature science <3


Derpature science where the testing never stops even after you're dead

<3
In Cute things 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Antarctic Termite said


I want to see this what's it called?

Kaga said
Some of the images in that trailer look familiar. Is this movie based off of a manga? I swear I skimmed through the pages or something once...

What Asian film isn't based off a manga?
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