Raxacoricofallapatorius

Hey guys, what's your favorite CANDY BAR

Um, I think chocolate is candy, so technically a chocolate bar is a candy bar. In my humble opinion.

I heard elder scrolls online is terrible

mdk said
Actively playing it. Lemme tell you what's up.1. Cost: Yes, this game costs money. If that's a problem, don't play it. Currently on steam sale half off; for $30 you can get the game and a month's subscription.2. Subscription fee is paying for massive content updates. Since launch, roughly 50 hours of pure story content has been added, and more is on the way.3. The $20 to unlock horses and races is misleading. The game was launched with an 'Imperial edition' (special edition), which gave you access to the Imperial race (a universal foe of all three alliances, story-wise) and a cheap horse in-game. After launch, some people decided they wanted the horse but didn't want to pay for imperial edition -- so the 'Palomino Horse' was added as a stop-gap for people who wanted that. They've since added an Imperial Edition upgrade option, so the Palomino is irrelevant; in each case, the horses are worthless when compared to in-game mounts. The only advantage is that they're cheap, so you can have a horse for RP purposes when you start. These are the only paid items in the game; as I said, they're outclassed by the other mounts in the game. 4. Everyone says the game is mediocre because the launch was ****bad*****.. Bugs, bots, and bad reviews -- and that's all most people know about the game. Here's what you know:1. The 'PvE' content -- quests, main plotline, team dungeons, monster hunting, exploration -- is some of the best in the industry. Really.2. The writing is phenomenal. ESO's main plot makes Skyrim look like a saturday morning cartoon. But it's not just the main story -- there are 1500 missions, all fully voiced, all thoroughly well-written, all unique. None of that 'go find me 20 bear bungholes and return for XP' bullshit -- you'll be solving murders, conducting diplomacy, MAKING NORD MEAD, getting into prank wars with Khajiit -- good shit. BUT IT DOESN'T EVEN END THERE. In every corner of every map, there's more story and lore packed in than you can possibly imagine. There is so fucking much in this game. Seriously. 3. The PVP content -- fighting against other players -- is like nothing I've ever seen before. People compare it to Guild Wars 2, which I never played, but if you know what that is, apparently it's similar. It's *nuts*. Massive, massive, massive wars. Not perfectly balanced yet, but they're getting there.4. The social aspect was part of the problem all along, it turns out. Everybody who hated the game has left, and ever since then, it's been a dream to play. 5. The future is looking really, really freakin' good. We're going to Black Marsh and Orsinium in Hrothgar (that's Argonians and Orcs). Rumor has it Elsweyr is next. Game-changing new features like open-world PVP/stealing/NPC-murder-sprees is coming soon in the 'Justice System.' Spellcrafting (from way back in Morrowind) is making a return. New animations, more complex zones, a 'Champion System' to let you take advantage of multiple characters and add more customization..... Anyway I like it, if you didn't get that impression. If I get back on my main PC and you're still interested I'll dig out some screenshots.

I wish I had the time and money for this kind of thing.

Sword Art Online

Far as I know, yes, but don't quote me on it.

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Lol you're fine

How many Spamfics is too many?

genghismike said
how many top ten threads are too many?

When you make a thread about Top Ten 'Top Ten' threads. And we've already overrun that boundary.

How many Spamfics is too many?

How many Spamfics is too many?

When you can make a Top Ten thread about them.

Sword Art Online

Delta44 said
He said that 4 days ago too XD

C'mon Jedly, get ur shit 2gether xD

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Same, I'm waiting on replies. Jedly said he would post soon.

Red Rose

Balthazar said
Oh guys can I just please ask you to indicate to me what your general ideas on character development are, for example Ada is going to be really judgemental and prejudice. I want her to learn to be accepting and take responsibility for her actions. You can either PM me or reply to this.

I don't usually do a lot in the way of planning character development, it just kind of happens naturally as the story progresses. Aergar, as I said before, has the potential to become better, as well as the potential to become worse and right now he seems to be hanging in the balance. The events of the story will dictate what happens. Laakari has a lot more room for growth though, being reclusive and not particularly important he could become a leader, politically or otherwise.

Red Rose

Laakari

Name: Laakari Monstrator

Creature: Half-blood Elf

Age: ???

Personality: Laakari is well-respected as a master of alchemy. In addition to his extensive knowledge and practice in element chemistry, science, and medicine, he is a skillful inventor and engineer. He takes his work very seriously and will often spend weeks at a time in his laboratory, barely remembering to eat or even sleep. He is a very reserved individual and not very sociable, although he has a love for children and delights in teaching the local ones to read and write and do simple arithmetic, and will occasionally take on young apprentices to pass on his deeper knowledge to.

Bio: Laakari’s heritage is nothing special, he had to work very hard to achieve everything he is today. His father was an elf of Agoston who married a gypsy mundane. Though he was the spit and image of his father, Laakari took after his mother, inheriting her creative nature as well as her wanderlust and leaving home at a young age to study at a monastery in Tariq, became an apprentice to an alchemist and moved to Jabari with his master, and after finally graduating moved once more and settled outside of Eira where he set up his own laboratory. His reclusive nature has attracted the attention of the local fae children, who often dare each other to sneak up to Laakari’s house. A small handful of these are regular visitors whom Laakari treats as guests in his home.
Being only half elf, Laakari has no inherent magical gifts, though the work he does in his laboratory would certainly seem like magic to many. However, being an elf he has retained an affinity for green growing things and animals. He keeps a garden for the purpose of growing useful herbs and flowers and a few other “useless” plants that he simply thinks are beautiful.
A few years back, an accident involving a chemical explosion caused the loss of his right hand and right eye. To compensate he manufactured for himself a functioning mechanical hand, though there was nothing he could do for his eye and he now wears a red scarf around his forehead to cover it.

Appearance:

Novell

Novell is Laakari's current apprentice, a fae child only 9-years-old but filled with potential. Seeing her natural talent and philosophical mind, Laakari offered to take her under his care since her parents were quite poor and struggling just to feed her. She has been his ward nearly eight months now, and though she is young and only a child, she possesses an exceptional capacity to understand things and is eager to learn whatever the elf has to teach her, affectionately calling him "Uncle Laakari."