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A heart was just found in the fridge

Azarthes said
Show us the heart selfie.

I would but I feel like my friends have reservations about me showing pictures of them to strangers on the internet. But in it we all made a heart symbol with our hands so yeah.

In Seven Days

Lucian said
I'm polyforumamorous.

Unacceptable. We're through.

A heart was just found in the fridge

ActRaiserTheReturned said
Do you wear a pointed green cap, have elven ears, green tunics and don't talk alot?

Yes to all except the talking part.

A heart was just found in the fridge

Magic Magnum said
The freshies?Is this at a college dorm or something?

Yes. Welcome to my life.

RBYDark said
Freaking med majors, they never clean up after themselves.Or forensic majors.Seriously, guys, would it kill you to not leave your things in the community fridge?

Nah that's the funny thing my school doesn't have med programs. If I had to guess I'd say one of the guys got lucky and shot a deer this season, since his girlfriend's name was on the bag.

Or it could be, y'know, his girlfriend's heart but that's none of my business.

Awson said
Don't screw around with other people's hearts!Geez, the manners on this one.

I am nothing if not an opportunist.

A heart was just found in the fridge

For real

It just showed up and someone found it.

The freshies are in a panic. We also took a group selfie with it.

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Lucian said
Have I mentioned I have a ridiculous school-boy forum-crush on you?

Wow

Cheating on me

That hurts

Gather 'round real quick

For crying out loud Awson, wtf do you want??

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mdk said
but cigarettes cancer it out, so it's all good.

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Ew, pop tarts are worse

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I'll stick to my coffee. At least that caffeine is from a natural source.