Raxacoricofallapatorius

Cognitive Elect Inc.

An elite group of intellectual or otherwise cerebrally-gifted individuals who are much too intelligent to go interfering in things themselves, instead utilizing grand schemes and extensive vocabulary to gain the upper hand-- if they ever felt so inclined to do so.

Benefits are better than anything Evil Co. has to offer.

Also we have free wi-fi, coffee or tea, and dessert.

Current Faculty:

Raxacoricofallapatorius - The Instigator
Sherlock Holmes - The Anonymous

Only '90s kids will have...

Doivid said
I'm interested to see how you arrived there.I wanna see this.

By not really caring.

Only '90s kids will have...

Are you suggesting human offspring born in the '90s are not children?

Evil Co.

The Nexerus said
As an Angel, I'm afraid I cannot be associated with anyone who self-identifies as evil, or practices infernal arts such as necromancy.Besides, most of you lot are filthy, land-bound peasants.

I have a proposition for you...

Only '90s kids will have...

What's your definition?

Only '90s kids will have...

Is that your birth certificate? No.

Evil Co.

Sherlock Holmes said
...You had me at dessert.

Excellent. What title would you wish to be known by?

Evil Co.

Sherlock Holmes said
You pose an interesting counteroffer.Tell me more.

An elite group for intellectual overlords where we can talk science, literature, and schemes of subtle world dominion. We also offer free wi-fi, coffee (or tea, of course), and dessert.

Evil Co.

Sherlock Holmes said
Nah. I'm really more of an 'ideas person'. (I prefer not to get my hands dirty if I don't have to.) I want a black BMW, with a nice leather interior. Kthnx.

Join me.

We can hire our own assassins.

And you can totes have a black BMW with a nice leather interior and any other cool sci-fi add-ons you want.

Evil Co.

Drakel said
You can take that chance but the chance of that succeeding is very low.

Considering yours is the only competitor I'd say my chances of succeeding are 50%