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I vote for removing the 1,000,000,000 Zombies / 0 Killed.
Solana jumped from building to building.

"I came here because I am on vacation. Planets turned to traako since I was last here. I have never failed to kill my target. If you were targeted by an Elvhen assassin before it was not me. The last time I was on this planet you would have been no more than two or three. I do not kill kids."

She noticed a group of flying zombies was headed towards them. She stopped and fired three energy arrows. The fourth she bashed in the head with her bow. She picked up the zombie and turned around. "What is this?" She tossed the zombie over the side of the building and readied another energy arrow to fire at Mallion. She then stopped. "What is that?" She pointed at Mallion.

Then she noticed the Ork but paid it no attention.
She turned and shot an energy arrow right by Aría's head just barely missing her, putting the arrow through a zombie's eye. "Things are not alive thus killing is not an option. I do not like killing anymore than a soldier conscripted against his wishes by his government to fight a war he has no desire to be a part of. I do it because the Goddess commands it of me. One death can save hundreds or thousands." She jumps to the next building. "If you want off this planet then keep up and answer my questions." She takes off at a quarter of the speed she's capable of so she could keep a better eye and ear out for danger.
Solana had been working pretty much nonstop for three centuries. The ranks of the assassins had swelled in the last few decades, her people could afford one less for a while. She had visited some of the greatest destinations one could go in the universe but she never did anything but work there and then left. Her first stop on her galaxy wide tour was Taryn with the last being her species planet.

Solana wasn't sure where or what to do first, she didn't even know what she would even enjoy doing or what she would hate doing. She tapped into the local internet and did a search for anything she might enjoy.

Dereputa's Combat Arena (illegal)
Butarugin's Casino (legal & illegal)
Barbera's House of Love (legality in question)
Daigo's Carnival (legal)
Zoreamer's Glamour Studio (legal)

She ripped her list into little strips and tossed them into her hat. She shook the hat and stirred the contents. After a moment she picked up a strip. "Glamour Studio, in...." There was an explosion. Solana turned to look just in time to defend herself from a zombie. Without even having to think about it she grabbed her shortsword and jammed it into the zombie's head. "Jukkete! Kuu`Datto!" She kicks the zombie. "Good lord you stink." She heads to the edge of the rooftop. She looks down. "What the hell is going on?" She saw crazed people eating people, people firing wildly at the crazed people. "Has everyone gone fucking insane? Jukkete this planet. Time to find another planet to R&R on." She decided to avoid the streets. She also pulled out her bow & checked the power indicator. "Good full charge."
I changed Solana's shortsword to this.

It's capable of firing physical arrows and generating energy arrows. The physical arrows look like this.
I have a question about the Zombie virus. If a person were to die by any means that didn't destroy the brain would that person turn into a zombie?

That's how the Walking Dead & Z Nation do it.
Lemons said
Oh, she's one of those people, haha. Kinda reminds me of Roarke. (The chances of anyone getting that reference are unbelievably small)


Roarke of In Death

Roarke of Fantasy Island (he is awesome)

They are the only fictional Roarkes I know of.
Pathfinder said
How do the Elvhan reproduce if they kill their males soon after birth? Mitosis?


I was going to go with asexual reproduction but that results in an exact copy of the parent being born. Then I thought fuck it, it doesn't matter how they reproduce.
Gisk said
But the traveler was supposedly found modern day.


Not quitemodern day. Astronaughts on Mars first saw him as he passed by. So more like the future.
Lemons said I feel like Solana and Aría are going to get along...uh...interestingly.
Solana tends to ignore anyone who isn't her target, useful in getting her closer to the target, a threat, or a shopkeeper. Anyone else she ignores in the best case scenario. Though with the zombie outbreak, things may change.

avawhat231 said Well maybe you guys can gossip about people and how much you hate working with people, then become hateful friends xD
The only time Solana has engaged in gossiping was to lure a person into talking about something they wouldn't normally. Other than that she finds gossiping to be the worse thing humanoids have ever come up with.
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