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Los Paraisos: Water Park

"Wait... rust? Is that...?" Trixie looked to Xandra's eyes, reaching out to touch it. What... what happened? To her arm? Why did she have this? How'd she get it like that? Was she...?

Mouth ajar, Trixie looked up to the metallurgist, just about ready to ask questions Xandra was surely already prepared to hear - that was, before Estelle started jumping up and down like nuts and asked her own set of probing questions. As the older even encouraged Trixie to react with enthusiasm alongside her, the prankster found herself merely gaping at Xandra's arm, still lost in wonder. Though the more Estelle screamed about all the fantastical probabilities of what Xandra's arm could do, the more Trixie imagined Xandra zapping bad guys with laser cannons and stuff.

She cocked her head, now lost in her own thoughts. That sounded so dangerous. Dangerously cool. And superhero-like.

But before she could ask Xandra to become a superhero with her, some random lady screamed and cursed at them from her tanning chair. Trixie jumped in surprise and immediately cowered behind the metallurgist, peeking out from just below her shoulder level to watch Estelle and this blue-haired angry chick square off.

Wait a second. Here come back the slew of slurs, enough to make Amy blush. Oh that's right, this girl is that one bad girl from that castle in that one place. Trixie took a deep breath. "Oh boy." She glanced around, pondering who she could pull along to intervene on the fight that was about to explode and get everyone kicked out from the park - but then Superbro and his crew came back! Yay!

Wait. Not yay! That chick just kicked Superbro into the pool!

And he just told Trixie like five minutes ago he couldn't swim!

"Wait, he can't swim!" she exclaimed, expecting her announcement to make the situation better.

And lo and behold, it actually had! As if summoned by Trixie's and Estelle's calls, a lifeguard dove in to save Don. Trixie watched with sparkles tinging in her eyes. Oh if only she had some popcorn!

In the meantime, Lisette glanced around confusedly. "Are we fighting now? Who are you?"

Hearing this, Trixie snapped out of her gaze and looked towards the archer. "She's a bad guy! Erp - well - was a bad guy. We totally pwned her n00b-butt back at the snowy castle place. Hey, Miss Bad Words, you're not still a bad guy, right?"

Like Lisette, Trixie initially too didn't think much of Don calling her "Little Sis." That term means he must like her, despite the way she abuses him - just like the prankster herself and Amy! But then she had another brain blast just then, recalling just what Mister Largo had debriefed the Pride on before they took on the castle. During the few seconds she actually paid attention to mission details, anyway. "Ohhhh, wait a second, now I remember. She's actually Superbro's little sister. Like actually sister-sister. Except littler. ... So you're not gonna try to kill us again, huh?"

Though Trixie wasn't sure if she was listening. The blue-haired girl was too busy being all gaga over Doctor Evil. Trixie snickered. She knew the Doctor could use the power of his good lucks to subdue any would-be enemies!


Los Paraisos: Beach

"Stop being shit? You're the one who forced me into this game!" Amy reeled back, somewhat offended by Moira's remark. She had acknowledged Aria's and Lucien's comments with a neutral half-smile, her face still burning red, but once again her lips quickly reverted into a scowl the second Syed crumpled to the floor and Moira followed up with her pep-talk.

Now crowds began to surround the game. Shit. Couldn't she just pull someone else into her spot and sneak off back to their umbrella?

Selan knocked the ball into the air, but instead of flying back over the net, it began to descend back into their own field. Hurtling down right towards Amy.

"Gods, not again. Why must you curse me!? I don't know how to do this...!"

The ball caved in on her. She could step aside, she could step aside and let someone else rush in to make the spike. But this time, instead of dodging the ball in its entirety a second time and probably earning another lecture from Moira the coach, Amy reached forward and... slapped the ball with all the force she could muster in a single movement. A loud smack! echoed from the force her palm exerted on the little ball, and... it soared back over the net.

Though her palm pulsed with red, her face glowed even redder. She continued staring at her hand, eyes completely off the ball and whatever the outcome of her "bump" was. Wait, that wasn't supposed to happen, was it? "...did I just...?"
So much lol @ the wrestler's name actually being Jonny. XD

& Haha Danni, the more you go on about DnD here, the more I wish folks here were cool enough to run a campaign with me. D; lol. I've always been interested in DnD. The closest I've got to getting people to play DnD with me is... the Borderlands DnD-inspired dlc lol. Which is totally not DnD. At all.

Still gotta read up, but I'll go ahead & call next post haha.
Guys help I can't stop laughing. I feel like this is what Amy probably looked like when she smiled for the first time lmfao



Also I forgot to mention earlier hahaha Tae, that wrestler gif definitely rings with a 68% arm muscle caption XD. I imagine no less than him & other guys of cloned body structure whenever I picture the dudes our chars are playing against hahaha


Los Paraisos: Beach

"Gods damn it, Moira!"

Dust kicked up as the berserker yanked Amy from her seat. The shock was enough for the latter to drop her finished glass, which safely landed in a blanket of sand behind them. The minute she stepped into the ring - accompanied with more howls and whistles from the obnoxious pigs on the other side of the net - Amy knew it was far too late to back down. Ugh. She could only hope they knew what they were getting themselves into by dragging the cleric into a game with strangers like this.

Sand drifted along the breezy air as both teams began to warm up. Amy however took this time to casually step out of her dress; she would not have minded keeping it on if it weren't for the risk of sand destroying it. She then chucked her dress back by the seat she had been sitting on earlier, keeping it out of harm's way. Hopefully.

As the game began, Amy remained in her comfortable corner, arms crossed as she spectated the show with dull eyes. She cracked a wry smile as Moira pummeled the ball into one of the doofus' heads. Without a break in flow the ball soared back over to the guilders before being flawlessly pumped back by Selan. The pigs bickered over who got to bump the ball next - and once again the ball charged back their way.

Amy's slight grin wore away into her usual scowl as the ball dove in straight towards her. Aria and Lucien, as well as the other three guilders turned as it whirred over their heads towards the back corner. Yet Amy remained unmoved, her narrowed eyes and crossed arms not budging an inch. Just as the ball dropped down on her... she merely stepped aside, eying the ball with disgust as it buried itself in the sand. Just barely within the boundary lines.

She looked back to the other guilders looking her way, her expression unchanging. "What the fuck did you guys expect?"

But then - oh great. Here come the guilt-tripping party-pooper looks. While initially she cared not at all about the outcome of this stupid game on this stupid beach... she thought it over. Bar-hopping would not be fun later if everyone else frowned upon and ragged at her poor sportsmanship. If she had been pinned to this situation in the past, she still wouldn't care either way; something about hanging out with this group...

The longer she stood around leaving the ball untouched, the more tense she could feel her body becoming with everyone totally judging her. Totally. Stop - please - don't - "Ugh. Whatever."

Amy knelt down and plucked the ball out from its sandy nest. "This is still theirs, right?" With someone's confirmation, she mimicked the hand movements the opposite side's server made when he started the game - bouncing the ball just a tad higher than her with one hand, then smacking the ball overhead with the palm of her other. It wasn't meant to be a strong serve, just enough to lob the ball back over the net so the opposing team could serve again.

Her shot, however, crashed right into the net and rebounded back into the team's side, landing by Moira's feet.

Amy's face glowed a brilliant red. So so red. She brought a hand to cover half her face as she turned away, preferring to face the seawater than any looks of ridicule or disappointment that would come her way from the slip up.

"Gods. Strike me where I stand. Please."


Los Paraisos: Water Park

Completely ignoring Don's shrills, Trixie watched with sparkling eyes as Estelle valiantly escaped the slide's perils and re-emerged from her pool with all due enthusiasm and valor. She was victorious as always. Though the prankster quickly popped her hands over her smile, suppressing a gasp, as Dylan emerged like a giant ball and created a splash large enough to re-submerge Estelle again. Oh man, what if he's the one behind all this? Man oh man he really is Doctor Evil...

No wait, no he's innocent. True evil villains don't wave like that to their enemies. After reporting to her his lack of findings, he ever so roodly called her out on skipping the investigation process herself, pushed her towards an obviously evil slide, then commanded that she be on a ride before his return from the drink shop. He, Superbro, and Lisette all took off for refreshments immediately after the order was given.

Hmph! She doesn't even remember becoming his sidekick... wasn't it the other way around before...? Blah whatever. Orders are or-derhz, and a sidekick must always follow what the main superhero commands of him or her! It's in the book. Stupid book. Trixie never even read it but she knows it's in there somewhere. But - she really, really did not want to go down a slide. That's why she as supreme high upper super sidekick told the lower minions to do it! But the Doctor saw through her plot like it was nothing. Maybe that's why he wasn't the sidekick.

"Aw, man!" Trixie said with a snap.

Then it came to her. Right then and there, her eyes widened with a sudden realization, a brain blast. She had found a way to abide by the Doctor's request and still not drown in evil stinky pools in the process! But she wasn't going to do it alone, of course not. Standing there idly, watching the trio take off, stood a sweet girl in a sweet dress...

Xandra. Trixie rubbed her palms together before stepping into the metallurgist's vision. "Hey. Hey I forget your name, but do you and - hey, Supersis! You too! Hey!!" she waved emphatically at her redhaired idol before looking back to Xandra. The girl spoke loudly enough for both of them to hear. "Do you guys wanna... do you wanna..."

Having both of their attention now, Trixie smiled, wide, widely enough to form deep lines. With her chin pushed back and digging a bit into her throat, she spoke through her incredibly big toothy smile.

This was not a question.



"Do you guys wanna get floatie doughnuts with me"
Oh my word Buns I can't
I bloody can't hahahahah
The poses, expressions, & all are absolutely perfect, I'm in enough tears for all of them XD

Then I scrolled down to Kathi's post & I'm in even more tears now lmfao! I do not understand pompadour physics at all!

I'm gonna catch up & start writing a post now, then return to my writing assignment. The RP's like a warmup for me & gets me all stoked to keep writing, so it's perfect for nights/mornings when I have writing hws hahahah~


Los Paraisos: Beach

Oh gods. Amy had never rolled her eyes so hard in her life. She was inflicted with second-hand embarrassment as Lucien wandered over the bar to tell some dumb joke, and Syed laughed like a maniac at it. Luckily Selan had calmly convinced Amy to go along with her to take shelter under an enormous umbrella; had she still been by the bar at this point, she'd probably continue banging her head against the wall.

Not that things got any better from their position either, as a crowd of onlookers whirred by and stared their way. Amy spat in their direction as they began to set up their own volleyball court, before turning away and drinking away - almost chugging - at the beverage Moira handed her. "Fucking men."

But then the dancer suddenly rose from her chair and offered to play a game with them...?? And Lucien backed her challenge up!? And Aria too!? Geez, if Amy knew her team well enough, Moira would eventually take up the offer too, wouldn't she? Fuck.

Amy still refused to even look at the inhumanly-shaped pigs. Her drink had already been finished by then. For one thing the cleric was anything but sporty material, but to play along with some chauvinistic assholes? "No. Fuck. That. I'm not moving."


Los Paraisos: Water Park

Trixie watched with her mouth slightly agape as Don did his best to explain why he avoided the water slide - no, it wasn't due to a fear of heights, but the man couldn't swim. And judging by the way he stuttered and shuddered with his speech and unsure hand movements, the man seemed pretty embarrassed about that characteristic.

"Aw, hey, Superbro, that's not, that's not something to freak out over, okay?" She scanned her surroundings; the only Pride member returning already was Xandra, who took her time leisurely. Trixie then leaned in towards Don, flopping her hand towards him in a request that he bend down to her level. The prankster then cupped a hand around her mouth as she spoke softly, just above a whisper. "It's ooo', I gots a secret too. I mean it ain't really a secret. But Amy and I can't swim either."

Trixie then pulled away from him and wrapped her arms behind her own back, taking what looked like a modest pose as she smiled at him. "I mean, honestly, the rivery thing in that one ruins place was really scary... but at least the others knew how to... oh! Nice lady's back!"

She bowed sloppily as the metallurgist delivered her report before turning to Don and asking a question about him swimming. Seemed like she couldn't or at least didn't like to swim either from the way she said it. Then Trixie's attention snapped to Lisette, as the archer called out her report as well.

"Oh, butterballs! I coulda sworn that no-good dirty rotten slide was up to somethin." Disappointed, the prankster's shoulders sank with a sigh signature to Amy. But there were still other suspects out there - she couldn't give up just yet! The prankster then squinted her eyes towards the slide Estelle and Dylan agreed to take on. "Maybe his twin brother is the culprit!"
Ah man I am a few hours late, but here I am I guess. @@;; Will get to the ics soon as this ooc post is up haha

lmfao @ super kapi. Oh my word that is incredible <3!

EDIT: Amy just playin' hard to get. :> If she's dragged to the game she'd have to give in eventually haha or she'd risk looking really silly & disappointing her teammates, so just a note for the beach crew I guess haha. (She'd totally just stand there arms crossed & side step any balls that come her way tho lolol.) She has a two-piece swimsuit under her dress as well just in case something happened that'd force her away from drinking & into doing something against her will lol. Just shoot me a PM if you guys have any q's for her or something :0

Right, almost 3am. I'm going to sleep now @.@ good night!
Ayee I just realized I left this out of my last message. XD Love the art on this board haha~
So lucky Cali doesn't have miserable weather. Everyone flips out when it rains here, but it's like... come on guys, really? A little rain & everyone goes into swervy-crashy mode? Haha. But yeah, everyone stay safe with all the weather shenanigans!
Making a mental note to check out that vid later, Fox! The thumbnail looks really interesting.

I'll be back in a few hours to read & post. Whoop! So if anyone who hasn't gone yet wants to go before I pop back online, feel free to haha.
Happy Valentine's Day, everyone @w@

The RPG was down during both my night/morning posting times for this round hahahaha orz. So inconvenient. Haven't even got a chance to read yet. :c Not got much time atm, so I'll try to post later tonight after dinner/before I KO for the evening.

Good luck with school, work, stress, & life in general, everyone~
Get better soon Tae! ;A;

Okay post is up now hahaha. Only took a decade and a half. Aight! I'm off til next time. Smell y'all later~
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