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Sammy: (has calmed down) hey Tobi, what's a fetish?
Tobi: ... you don't wanna know.
Sable: so, i guess this makes you and Natsu lovers now. eh Sammy?
Sammy: (blushes) I-if Natsu want's us to be...
Sable: ...right. now then. (walks up to Sammy and puts his hands on his shoulders) Sammy, i know it's gonna be hard, but i need to know if you used protection when you were with Natsu or not.
Sammy: p-protection?
Sable: ya know... put something on your... thing.
Sammy: umm... maybe?
Sable: (grabs Sammys shirt) EXPLAIN. NOW.
Sammy: W-w-w-well Natsu did put something o-on my thing before we did it but i didn't know what it was!
Sable: was it made of rubber?
Sammy: y-yeah. yeah it was.
Sable: *sigh* okay that's good. it's okay everyone! Natsu is most likely not pregnant!
Tobias: most likely?
Tobias: (walk in with Sammy next to him, both fully clothed) we're back! how's your plan going?
Sable: good, Emilia's almost done. (looks over Sammy who is still blushing and looking at the floor) Does he remember anything?
Tobias: He does but h won't say what.
Sable: perfect.
Emilia finishes her scan of Natsu, stands up, bows her head, and walk back to Sable.
Sable: any luck?
Emilia place her hand on Sable's forehead, speaking to him telepathically.
Sable:... oh, i see. so i guess we have no choice. Return for now Emilia.
Tobias:...so?
Sable: hm? oh right. Emilia couldn't read Natsu's memories clearly.
Tobias: What!? Why?!
Sable: it has to do with her sub-conscious. Emilia didn't explain the details.
Tobias: okay... so why doesn't she just scan Sammy?
Sable: She can't read anyone who isn't willing.
Tobias: oh. so that means-
Sable: Sammy has to tell us what happened.
ladyonyx04 said
do you think that the two lovebirds did use protection?
Because it will prove to be problematic probably if not.


Sable: i have a way to find out. (reaches into pocket and pulls out a pokeball and releases the pokemon inside, a gardevoir) Hello Emilia. i hate to ask this of you, but could you read the memories of that girl over there. (points to Natsu) we want to make sure that her and her partner were using a contraceptive. (Emilia nods and walks over to Natsu) there, we should have our answer in a few minutes.
Tobias: in that case, i'll try to calm Sammy down a bit (goes and picks up Sammy who is still beat red and passed out) he might remember some of what happened. (takes Sammy to another room)
Tobias: (thinking) hmmm...
Sable: what's the matter? still bummed about Dani?
Tobias: What? no! i just feel like we're missing a few people.
Sable: whadaya mean?
Tobias: didn't there used to be a fishwoman, Chainman, and half-giant here.
Sable: oh yeah... i wouldn't worry about it to much. they'll turn up eventually.
Tobias: hope so.
i'm gonna test drive all the characters, but my MVPs are gonna be Greninja, Little Mac, Bowser, and the Mii brawler.
Tobias: (has a defeated expresion)
Sable: awe, don't be sad dude. she's a crazy cyborg nympho! even you would have a hard time.

meanwhile

Sammy: (sits up, yawns, scratches side) hmm... where am i? (looks next to him and sees Natsu) oh yeah... me and Natsu- *realization* me. a-and Natsu... (starts turning red) m-m-me. a-a-a-and. N-natsu... (is beat red) w-w-w-w-we... (steams) w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-we... (Nosebleed and passes out)
i really like how they split up charters who transform.
Sable: you do know Tobi and Dani fucked right.
Tobias: Several times. And she finished first every time.
Sable: *groan* we didn't need to know that.
eemmtt said
Richard:*wakes up and finds he has some bandages* when did th- oh I was trying to fight a vice-admiral.


Sable: oh yeah! you guys were fighting. how did it end again?
Tobias: I punched him real hard and embed him into the wall. (point's to wall with a Richard shape hole in it) sorry if i hurt you to much by the way.
Sable: how did i miss that hole.
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