Wraithblade6 said
lol These are so funny. i found a ton, but here's a subset:Shikaru!Yo mama is like a converging lens; wider in the middle than on either of the ends. Yo mama is so massive that the gravitational lensing effect is so great around her that a light beam passing within 1 AU has a radius of curvature of 6E9 meters! Yo mama is so obtuse, they taught about her in geometry. Yo mama's mass to volume ratio is such that she is able to float in a area of pure nitrogendioxide. The topology of your mom is very complicated: it involves surfaces which fold back on themselves. The volume of your mom is an improper integral. The integral of your mom is fat plus a constant, where the constant is equal to more fat.source: http://www.jokes4us.com/yomamajokes/yomamamathjokes.html
DiZL ReloadeD said
No I am not that kind of freak >.<I just happen to know a bit about firearms, basically due to video games though ._.'(I just suggested weapons which design and firepower I thought would come in handy and suit the character)
Wraithblade6 said
Shikaru!! *promptly dick-punches you* >.<