Awson said
Russia got the most medals, America was second, Canada swept Hockey, Germans swept this other thing, America got a three-fer on Slope Style, American speed skaters might have been slowed down by their silly outfits, the American figure skating pair did super good and I only had to watch their life story three times, Russia had a malfunction in the opening but joked about it in the closing (basically forgiven), Shawn White failed, Norway curling team wore silly pants, Bode Miller cried, Sochi townsfolk weren't happy, the venue was better than expected, they put a bunch of trees around the graveyard so no one would see it, Pussy Riot did their thing, a Ukrainian left to go support her people, other Ukrainians stayed and won a bit, and basically NOTHING OF SIGNIFICANCE HAPPENED IN ANY WAY.
No one cares who got the most medals. Its all about the Golds. Russia took the most, followed by Norway then Canada.
You could win 40 bronze medals and no one would care.