Why stop there? S1701-d?
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STATUS: When the world gets you down, and you think no one cares, try to picture something soft and cuddly.And then imagine it being run over by a forklift truck. 8 yrs ago
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When the world gets you down, and you think no one cares, try to picture something soft and cuddly.And then imagine it being run over by a forklift truck.
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#We're off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful Wizard of OZ... Sing along now!
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And remember, Respect is everything!
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"There's no point in being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes." - Fourth Doctor, 'Robot, Part Four
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I think I just pushed the wrong button on my iPad and nuked France. Hope no-one noticed.
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@Bonjour xx The Countdown theme tune and Swiss cheese survived? Please tell me chocolate did as well!
Mars was terraformed in the early 23rd century exclusively to produce enough chocolate to cope with the expanding female population on Earth.
@Tenish the Mighty The power source for Hundred's Dust has a maximum energy output of roughly 3.7 terajoules.
Not 1.21 gigawatts?
Mars was terraformed in the early 23rd century exclusively to produce enough chocolate to cope with the expanding female population on Earth.
@Tenish the Mighty The power source for Hundred's Dust has a maximum energy output of roughly 3.7 terajoules.
Not 1.21 gigawatts?
Gotta mess with a girl who gets upset about arbitrarily assigned numbers. Maybe we should change her to S09-a just to really f£&k her s#!t up. >D
What the new guy doesn't know is that Saf's gonna [SPOILER] his [SPOILER], with a crowbar. >D
Does that mean Saf gets promoted to S03 now? :p
So an arrow fired with great precision through his eye would still take him down? Not that Kis could do that, she's just about good enough to hit a guy in the throat when she was aiming for his head.
Luckily there's now a loaded crossbow lying on the floor for Garen to grab, if he needs it. :)
Luckily there's now a loaded crossbow lying on the floor for Garen to grab, if he needs it. :)
"Hey, watch the hands!" Marga glared at Simon, her eyes darting over at Mez for a moment, self-conscious of her own weakened condition. The doctor was already turning away from the stricken Thuboisii half-breed, his rifle firing several shots at the turrets as they continued tracking targets in the hallway.
The first volley skitted harmlessly off of the turrets' armour plating, the metal darts bouncing away to impact against the hallway wall. THe second round was luckier, a single sliver finding a weak point in the military-grade plating and digging its way inside the weapon. The turret fell silent, hanging limply from its housing, its innards shredded.
The second turret suddenly stopped its random firing, and for a moment darted back and forth uncertainly before locking onto Simon's position and opening fire with all its strength. The charged laser blasts peppered his cover, slowly eating their way through as the electronics hidden inside began to spark and stutter, sending arcs of energy rippling through the surface.
The first volley skitted harmlessly off of the turrets' armour plating, the metal darts bouncing away to impact against the hallway wall. THe second round was luckier, a single sliver finding a weak point in the military-grade plating and digging its way inside the weapon. The turret fell silent, hanging limply from its housing, its innards shredded.
The second turret suddenly stopped its random firing, and for a moment darted back and forth uncertainly before locking onto Simon's position and opening fire with all its strength. The charged laser blasts peppered his cover, slowly eating their way through as the electronics hidden inside began to spark and stutter, sending arcs of energy rippling through the surface.
Well you see [spoiler] was from the comics. When [spoiler] went to [spoiler] to retrive the [spoiler] and so thor had to [spoiler] which is when vision learned [spoiler]. That lead to [spoiler] and then [spoiler] and then the all ate shwerma
Except for [SPOILER] and [SPOILER], who died (and [SPOILER], who doesn't eat.)
@Bonjour xx what colour does a smurf go when we choke it?
The most common answer is 'Purple' - [LINK], but really it depends on what's causing it to choke. I mean, did it try swallowing something too big to fit down its throat, is it sticking its head underwater for too long, or was it practicing autoerotica ashphyxiation with Smurfette again?
The most common answer is 'Purple' - [LINK], but really it depends on what's causing it to choke. I mean, did it try swallowing something too big to fit down its throat, is it sticking its head underwater for too long, or was it practicing autoerotica ashphyxiation with Smurfette again?
I didn't get why everyone laughed when Vision handed Thor his [SPOILER].
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