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Ex said
Hae is really putting the Hae in hatred today.


Ilu 2 bby
Ex said
...no, I'm not...


Don't lie, you dirty, DIRTY BUTT.
Prisk said
I know you do, sweetums! You can be a high priest in my cult, if you want.


High Priestess. Ex is a girl.
Tenish the Mighty said
Believe it or not, deciding on a thermals song to kill someone two has proven to be the hardest selection thusfar. Anyway, tell me who should die to this....oh, and tell me how someone should die to this, so far you've all just given me a guess at who. I want to know how.Guardians of the Galaxy is a beautiful mess of a movie. I'd say it's the equal of the Avengers, albeit in a substantively different manner.Honestly, I don't know if there is a movie I like more because of it's (possibly intentional) roughness and imperfections.Remi Fact: Remi might be one of, if not the, only member of the team to have actual combat experience before joining WARG. His Guardian powers happened to manifest while he and his family were with a small, cut off refugee group during the calamity, and Remi found himself more or less forced to briefly act as a child soldier.This experience is not, however, one of the primary shaping events of Remiel's life. Just a thing that happened to have happened. It may explain some of his calm when faced with death and killing, however.Insatiable, if you don't stop having bad things happen to you, I will become very cross indeed. Cut it out or I will be forced to crush you with affectionate and condemnatory hugs.*raspberry of derision* Come on babe, you know that it's far more likely for people to be fighting over Remi.P.S. And Emily is totally Rogue, come on, two-toned hair and that southern accent I decided just now that she has.P.P.S. Bonus Remi Fact: Remi is totally one of the people Kat has slept with. Remi has probably bedded (or perhaps more accurately, been bedded by) most of the team at this point...he would have no idea how any of this came to pass or what he should do about it.Apparently there is no aphrodisiac like a befuddled Remi.P.P.P.S. I will be helping someone move over the next week so my attendance may drop off for a bit. Should still have access to internet so I won't completely vanish though.


"Where are you putting that, Roy?"

"Just calm down, it'll only hurt for most of the process. But it's a good hurt after like two or so minutes."

"I don't think this is a good idea. Aren't you supposed to wear something over it?"

"Huh? What? No. Uh. That's just for women? Where are you getting this info, Remi, because it's nonsense!"

"But you're going to get hurt if you just stick your—."

"Remi, PLEASE! I know what I'm doing!"

An hour later

"Why the hell didn't you stop me?!"

"I didn't realize you were inebriated."

"Why else would I stick my hand in an oven to take out a scalding hot pizza?!"

"I just thought you were that stupid."

"..."

Then out of the left field Roy beds Remi.

Are we all going to compile the people Remi has slept with?

I think it should probably go something like... Kat, Emily, Mags, Kim, Roy, all the women in his hallway, and almost Freddy when he had longer hair and was into grunge, punk rock. He stopped himself when he found out it was Freddy and not some Asian lady.

I have also determined that Roy is not Star-Lord (maybe in a promiscuous sense) but rather Rocket. :o
This sounds like it'd be pretty damn fun...

And actually relaxing, for some reason.

So, count me in! :D

Nug Soth said
Well then, the big question is this: Would the hellhound's master have to be undead as well? Actually, I just thought of a bigger question: Who, or what, is the Landlord???


Baba Yaga! No idea why. Just something that popped into my mind.

Maybe a lich... or Death him or herself? :O Deadpool Death as a Landlord would be interesting. Lol. Though, I seriously doubt that'd be it. Lol.
Roy: It's these moments I'm glad I'm gay. Popcorn anyone?

Also, I just saw Guardians of the Galaxy.

I...

Have...

No...

Words...

It was just...

Wow...

The more ellipses the more amazed and awed I sound...

...

...

Anyway, on a serious note, I can't believe Marvel. How the hell do they cast these movies? HOW DO THEY FIND THESE PEOPLE?! BY GOD.

Chris Pratt literally has near to no experience as a lead in anything. He's been in comedies, romantic comedies most of his career and a TV Show. Marvel grabs him, gives him an amazing script, and he just knocks that GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKER OUT OF THE FUCKING PARK.

HOW?! DISNEY AND MARVEL. PLEASE. TELL ME HOW.

But, I can't give him all the credit. Everyone else in that movie was by far just phenomenal. It was amazing how well rounded the cast was, from the big hit celebrities like Glenn Close and Bradley Cooper to the lesser known stars like Chris Pratt and Michael Rooker.

Also, with all these roles Zoe Saldana gets where she's a kick ass assassin, I'm honestly wondering if she does her own stunts. Like... I want to believe she does all the fight choreography herself and that she doesn't have a stunt double because she always gets type cast in these particular roles, as the bad ass femme fatale. @_@

Also, Roy fact of the day: I modeled Roy's concept, before fulling making and fleshing him out, after Han Solo. His spirits and how they're portrayed through him was influenced a lot by Loki, both the Marvel version and the actual, mythological one. :o Like, if anyone wanted to point a finger and blame the end of the world on someone, it'd be Roy. "You did this!" and he'd be like, "I don't know how you got to that conclusion as I am not that powerful nor that incompetent, but... yes, I probably am the cause of all of this raining fire and brimstone crap."
I just saw this movie 2 seconds ago.

I can't... words just don't...

Marvel is a godsend. Superhero movies weren't very... I dunno... people just didn't see them as something that could stand on its own until Iron Man and then the Avengers and now The Winter Soldier, The Dark World, and, just now, Guardians of the Galaxy. Compared to Iron Man and Captain America, Guardians is a pretty damn obscure comic book title and they just went and made it a hit movie. I think Marvel hit the nail on the head when they started focusing on casting these roles properly.

I can't say this enough, but I commend Marvel AND Disney (because people keep thinking Disney isn't going to do any justice to movies of this calibre when they're most known for stuff like The Little Mermaid and Mulan, both amazing movies... so I mean, what the fuck?) for being able to cast perfectly each time they make these superhero films. I'm actually very irked that a lot people don't seem to have faith in what Disney can and will do to the next trilogy in the Star Wars franchise. I mean, every movie past the Avengers has been above par in quality. Even the movies building up to it.

Blrbrekbrejrb. Enough ranting before I go on a ten page tangent on something irrelevant and stupid.

Oh, and I can't pick a favorite, so I'm just going to say Rocket because I'm in love with Bradley Cooper and Rocket had me hyped for the movie. Most people who didn't know about the Guardians (I was one of them, though I loved Rocket) seemed to WTF at a Raccoon being a leading character in a superhero movie. I was like, "FUCK YEAH RACCOON WITH A PENCHANT FOR GIANT FIREARMS!" But, I mean, everyone of the characters were enough to get me super pumped.

I love Marvel for picking Chris Pratt to play the role of Peter Quill. Looooove them. Guy only has experience as a supporting actor in movies and TV shows, gets the lead of a giant, big budget film and just knocks that shit out of the park. Amazing. Fuck the people who had no faith in him to carry the role. D:< D:< D:< He did that and then some.

Okay, gonna go ahead and slink away into my hole while I go scouring the internet for anything Infinity Stone related and maybe stuff on Captain America because Chris Evans is the best goddamn Dorito.

EDIT: I love how I went, "Words just don't..." and then proceed to write a novel. >_>
Archangel89 said
V.V well when you put it that way then I guess that's true. Why you gotta ruin my.buzz Six


It's because Aaron is a dirty manwhore!

Mwuahaha
Blackwell said
The world may never know~It's too late.Michael Fassbender though. Oh my lord.Also, go see it! It was great!


Fassbender is gorgeous. I love it when he has any kind of facial hair cause it's a lighter shade of red than his hair, which looks more brownish. Ugh. <3 He is gorgeous.

Also, what's this about it being too late?

:OO



Archangel89 said
Ooh this is exactly in my wheelhouse...if I had to place Aaron as a superhero the one that comes to mind is wolverine. A harsh exterior with an almost unhealthy obsession with a pretty girl on his team XD


So, Aaron is a promiscuous manwhore?

If I remember, there was Jean, Mariko, even Raven and Ororo. Also, Emma Frost's sister, whose name I forgot.

And then there's the Marvel AU Earth something something or other with Logan/James and Hercules as a couple. Earth-TRN208, found it. It's the X-Treme X-men giant mashup of cross-dimensional badassery. I think it was discontinued, because I haven't been keeping track of it, but I dunno. Logan's the weirdest person to have a gay alternate version of himself, though Herc makes sense because Greek Gods are kind of promiscuous sluts themselves. He's just following his father's footsteps and banging everything that moves. Though, I enjoy the idea. I think it makes more sense that Logan and Scott get together than anyone else in the Marvel universe. Kind of like how people ship Steve and Bucky or Steve and Tony because they make sense canonically, if Steve was gay or bi.

Oh, I actually found a list of all the women Logan's banged or something like that.

Incomplete List of Logan's Lovers

I still need to see X-Men: Days of Future Past. Hugh Jackman is a glorious hunk of a man. I watched The Wolverine and... holy shet, that guy has veins on his veins on his veins and muscles on his muscles on his muscles. @_@ Oh my lord.
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