Sixsmith

Beacon's Light: Rising - OOC (RWBY)

Krayzikk said
asura threatened castrationsuch violenceand directed at an innocent seventeen year old

Innocent is hardly the word I would use.

Oblivious maybe, but not innocent. We all know, if Alistair actually opened his eyes and saw all these people fawning over him, he'd lay down the law right then and there and have nasty, dirty sex with all of them.

Asura is just taking a precaution 'cause our oblivious protag isn't going to be oblivious forever. Unless... well, maybe I don't know the laws of animu too well, but precautions are always nice, just in case.

Beacon's Light: Rising - OOC (RWBY)

LimeyPanda said
I was threatening Sixsmith.Alistar doesn't deserve castration yet.

You'll be too busy writing Orion/Isaac fanfic to castrate anyone.

Mwuahaha.

Beacon's Light: Rising - OOC (RWBY)

Asura said
I will disband the harem with a well aimed wire below the belt. If I must sacrifice Alistair's manhood to stop this conspiracy, by dust I will do it.

Cutting it off will just start a scavenger hunt. Unless... You eat it. Le dirty gasp.

Beacon's Light: Rising - OOC (RWBY)

Asura said
When I introduce Lyndsey, Grizel is the first to get a face full of butt for this.

You also realize how dirty that sounds?

Also Erode, I was silently shipping a person with someone else they had fully and completely set their slutty little eyes on. *cough*

But... Morella/Tarkus/Zoll, Grizel/Daiki/Sword, Reya/Orion (Actually really Orion/Isaac), Isaac/Arara (Racism begets racism begets angry racist sex), Pascale/NobodyQQ, Ollie/Rygar/Rygar'sDrugs, and Ali/TheRestofTheGirlsandBoys.

Beacon's Light: Rising - OOC (RWBY)

Asura said
I'm not propelling the harem theme in this RP further by literally throwing girls at your character. I have standards!

You realize that eventually all the lynx butts are belong to harem protag Alistair.

#YouCantEscapeTheHarem

Beacon's Light: Rising - OOC (RWBY)

The Irish Tree said
Hey there are worse things that can happen. Like Aesil marrying an octopus faunus...

I don't know why but I thought that the octopus Faunus that Aesil was marrying was also female...

Maybe... Maybe Faunus reproduce like Asari, even if that renders all male Faunus completely useless. They're there for aesthetic reasons and to entertain the woman Faunus with their male antics?

EDIT: Has anyone else noticed that a lot of the pairs we're seeing are pretty much who each character is attracted to sexually?

Which makes me sad... Cause that means Tripp and Pascale will both be forever alone... T_T I don't count Pascale's fake drug dealing with Rygar anything in terms of romantic development. Probably because that would make for a very unhealthy relationship and I'm really getting this feeling that somehow I may have made Pascale asexual...

Goddammit, Asuras.

Beacon's Light: Rising - OOC (RWBY)

The Irish Tree said
That's bad for your health man. Just do what I did, become part of the plant master race. Then you have a lot of time to think about just how stupid everything you think actually is when you mull it over. Dats y am so smurt nao, c?

I think this is where I use the term, "ignorance is bliss."

Beacon's Light: Rising - OOC (RWBY)

The Irish Tree said
Well gee, fine then.Was working on it anyway, but good to know you know every way Tarkus masturbates with a gauntlet he just got 2 days ago.Seriously.Good to know.

Hey, if it's bound to happen within my pervy mind (no matter how vanilla it may be), then I ship it.

AND I SHIP IT HARD.

Beacon's Light: Rising - OOC (RWBY)

Make this a Grimm.

I want to see Aesil fight her Semblance's namesake.

Beacon's Light: Rising - OOC (RWBY)

ERode said
Seems like all the males can be shipped with their equipment in this RP....first Daiki with his sword, and now Tarkus with his gauntlet?

Dun say that. QQ

Manfuzz/All200ofHisKnives

The Irish Tree said
Listen man, Aura shines, Dust grows, Undine swim, Nevermore fly, and brotha?We hurt Grimm.And masturbate using our weapons. PTSD is a hell of a thing, as is personal attachment to weaponry.

I wanna fuck up some Grimm. So hurry up using your gauntlet as a fleshlight and get on the airship.