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Ex said
Further information: Hae is a butt.


Ex is a lying, scheming bastard.



Look at that face and tell me that isn't the face of pure evil. D:<
Ex said
Word of God: Eliza is female.


You ruin everything.
This is Saul and Celia like everyday. Just as a general attitude:



MULTI_MEDIA_MAN said
Naughttyyyyyyy :P


And since they're both girls (technically Ex hasn't denied Eliza actually being a man, but for our sake, we'll call her a girl), they can stay in each other's rooms for the whole night. :D And do stuff. :D Girl stuff. @_@ Stuff that girls usually do. @_@ When they're alone together. @_@ In a room designated theirs. @_@

This gives me an idea. :O

I'll have Hayden trash Brenden's apartment so that he'll have to stay over at his place. :D :D :D :D And by trash, I mean that he'll completely demolish it and frame some psychotic hobo on the streets. Then it'll take a year for the construction crew to finish the renovations and that'll be an entire year spent with Hayden. *Cheers!* Ruin a psychotic hobo's life for love. Hurrah!

EDIT: Is it weird that I'm subconsciously pairing two of my own characters together? ._. Has anyone noticed that in my recent post?

Is Flynn/Saul the OTP? I don't know what I'm doing, to be honest. @_@ Nice banter, though. :D Tell me how lovely and funny that banter is... or else I'll kill you.

SECOND EDIT: If anyone wants to love Flynn, I'll add in conflict and make Saul jealous. Mwuahahaha. >:D >:D >:D For the sake of making romance with Flynn even harder to achieve!

"Oi! Fill that with beer and I'll give it a go," Saul shouted, pointing at the newly revealed dunk tank, though he put his hand down and smacked Hayden on the back just as Brenden approached, "Actually, I think I'll go grab the good ol' doctor and throw him in there—"

"What about me?" Flynn scratched his head, Oedipus in his arms as he blinked in mild confusion.

"What the fuck? How long have you been standing there?"

"Just a few minutes."

"Don't do that shit; you're gonna give me a heart attack."

"I simply forgot you had a heart condition Mr. Kirschenzweig, I apologize. But, I don't think alcohol is permissible on school grounds."

"Don't change the subject, you bastard. If you do that again, I'm gonna knock your fucking teeth out."

"Is that your fifth beer already?"

"Why does it matter? This isn't an interrogation, is it? I don't need to fucking tell you shit,"

"I was simply asking. Your aggression seems to elevate when you continue to consume—"

"I'm not fucking angry. I can show you fucking angry, you dickhead."

"I didn't say you were angry."

"Well it sure sounded like it. Stop muddling your words, for fuck's sake; I can't understand a damn thing you're saying."

"I'm being as direct as I possibly can. You're drinking seems to be hazing over your cognitive processes if you can't deduce what I'm trying to tell you."

"Cognitive—what the fuck? Just—I don't need your shit, Flynn. I was going to ask you a simple question, but you fucking over-complicate this shit like it was a damn mathematical problem."

"I apologize, Mr. Kirschenzweig."

"I'm going to drown you," Saul mumbled, placing a hand behind the small of Flynn's back and ushering him forward.

"What?" Flynn arched a brow, looking down at Saul's hardening grip on his bottle and then at the scowl on his face.

"Nothing..."

The two immediately left after that, following Hayden's gaze toward the dunk tank, Oedipus having found his way up another tree, hissing at the occupant beneath it before disappearing up its multitude of branches.

"Drink the damn beer,"

"But, it's yours. Your germs are all—"

"Goddammit, Flynn. I swear, if you don't drink this fucking beer, I'm going to bash it over your damn skull you bloody fuck of a damn teacher."

That's what he was forgetting: a towel. Then again, Hayden hadn't quite expected Acacia to do something like this, but he should have at least suspected it. It was a hot day and what better way to cool off than to let students fling a ball at a small target in hopes of getting all their pre-school year frustration out on their teachers? Principal Aldrin, however, was one of the few among the new batch of employees and he had definitely made a great impression on most of the students. Why anyone would want to dunk him was beyond Hayden's comprehension. But, it did give him an excuse to ogle and gawk and stare and whatever could define what he was doing at that very moment. Before Flynn had arrived and left, Saul had patted him on the back sympathetically just as Brenden began his approach and just as he was beginning to look like a deer in headlights, of which the Australian giant of a man noticed.

Acacia, the great little sister she was, came to his rescue, though, setting up the perfect detour to help him avoid an extremely awkward situation. What the hell were they going to talk about? Cornbread and how he knew absolutely nothing about him, but would still gladly let that man do some very inappropriate things to him. Oh, those thoughts didn't help his situation out any. Hayden shook his head with a light blush, taking everything off the grill and setting them up perfectly on the table for anyone to grab. He didn't reset the grill, instead turning it off for the duration of this whole dunk tank fiasco in hopes of... well, he shouldn't really be thinking of that at the moment.

There had to be a batch of towels somewhere, though. Did Acacia really go to all that trouble bringing a damn dunk tank onto campus grounds, secretively he might add, to have totally forgotten about giving out towels to the people she put in the dunk tank? Smart girl, super smart girl, too smart for her own good. Forgetting something as menial as that shouldn't have surprised him much, but he couldn't help but smile to himself as he quickly ran into the school's pool showers where he knew the janitors had stocked fresh towels for the week. They ran those things through the cleaning regimen like nobody's business; he'd have to commend them on how extremely good at their job they were. His mother probably forced a few of the superintendents to hire a bunch of neat freaks and raise their pay for incentive. Yeah, that was the most likely the case, knowing her.

Arriving back in just a few minutes, he positioned himself behind the dunk tank to help the people out, whether or not Acacia gathered willing or forced participants. Well, there was a table set up behind it, but it was devoid of the amenities to help out those unfortunate souls who found themselves soaked. Taking up post beside the tank, he let himself stare a little too long into the crowd, spotting Saul with a very sinister smile and a death grip fiercely digging into a very uncomfortable looking Flynn's shoulder and side. Poor guy had unmistakably fallen into Saul's trap; no amount of backpedaling, pleading, or confusing would get him out of that situation. In his roaming, he caught sight of Acacia and that Cole boy, who he no doubt glared at for too long before catching Brenden and, again, stared at him for a little too long before he coughed, looked away, and waited for Acacia to escort her victim.
Mizuho said
If I recall correctly, you said that you wanted Hayden to be the only non-heterosexual Hawthorne :P :P :P


Dammit, Mizuho.

Eliza is really a man.

So, Eliza/Acacia makes sense. @_@
Mizuho said
I thought you wanted Hayden to be the only homosexual Hawthorne!The pressure is on to post spooner. the. pressure. is. on.... *evaluating, peer pressure stare*


Yeah, and Acacia can be the only Eliza-sexual Hawthorne. DUH.
spooner said
Haha greate rundown Six! I love large roleplays!


Why thank ya'. XD

Jacob did just stop Wren from moving, so I think it's safe to say that Julie can tag along with her roommate until she gets settled into everything. :D And have Max migrate toward Eliza. Huehuehuehue.

To only get rejected because Eliza/Acacia OTP. Super Eliza Yandere mode engage!
spooner said
You guys post in bursts! I had an idea what I would post about... but I'm to late nooow! I'll have to figure out how to do this now. I also don't knooow where to put Julie!


Gah, we're sorry. @_@

We can slow it down if you guys need.

There are an assortment of tiny groups forming, though. I would think Julie would find her way toward Wren, Eliza, and Jacob.

I do know that Flynn is off by himself (for now)

Cole and Eliza have been dragged off by Acacia. (I suspect that Max followed suit)

Jacob has accosted Wren.

Alice and Yuki are sulking under their allotted trees.

Vlad ran into Celia who is talking with Seth.

Uh, Dood Face British Guy has found August by the water guns.

Saul and Hayden are by the grill, Brenden having chased after, but is now getting in the dunk tank.

Damian hath just arriveded.

Did I miss anyone? @_@

Oh, and Alli brought some puddin'.
Mizuho said
It's hard to find a better one Q~QWhy is Saul being so aggressive?!


Hayden showed him the stash of alcohol. @_@
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