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I present to you, Orion:

Eeeew dat booty
The Irish Tree said
Sorry Smith but...we already gave your office to Asura. I understand if you like meaty, muscled women, but the viewers want more...voloptuous. Just look at Asura's gifs, he knows what's going on!


You'll pay for this, Asuras. You'll fucking pay for this.

I'll show you. I'll show you all! I'll find the best god damn anime lesbian action on this side of the universe!!

Dat first pic is hawt.

I would totally let that guy hammer me. Or something else witty in reference to sex and giant hammers.

Reminds me:
"She's with Captain hammer now. And these *Holds up Fists* are not the hammer... the hammer is my penis."
The Irish Tree said
It's alright Smith, BUT I WANT PICTURES!PICTURES OF WOMEN MAKING OUT! For reasons, you understand Smith, but I have to take you off this case.


But, Boss! D:

I can do this. Really, I can. HERE LOOK, THESE ARE WOMEN MAKING OUT, RIGHT?!







COME ON MAN. PUT ME BACK ON THE CASE. D:

This is some quality girl-on-girl-on-more-girls action. YOU JUST GOTTA LOOK AT IT HARD ENOUGH.

Don't do this to me, Irish-senpai, please. I need the money to pay for more yuri gifs. I'll die without them. T_T
The Irish Tree said
Those are some very masculine looking women. Both completely flat too, kiss looks stiff as fuck, looks like rape.Dammit Smith, your yuri gifs suck. Almost like they're yaoi or somethin.


I'M TRYING MY HARDEST, IRISH SENPAI! D:



I'm sorry Irish-Senpai. T_T I have failed you; I cannot compare to Asuras gloriousness. My Yuri gifs are so terribru. :(


POST MOAR?

OKAY
The Irish Tree said
If I were trying to offend you, I would have started posting hentai Fluffly fluffy kittens.Smith Pls, les be friends?


OH. Well then...

>:{( My mustache scoffs at your gesture. I oughta slap you, but I won't...

Instead, I'll shake hands and call it a truce, even if there wasn't anything to call a truce on.
The Irish Tree said
Didn't mean nothin' by it Smith, just trying to get the point across that I have a certain disdain for Kirito.


Don't you lie, you dirty bastard.

You totally meant to offend me. D:< D:< D:<
The Irish Tree said
That'd be implying Kirito is anywhere near on Tarkus' level of Gunhammering. Which he ain't.


OKAY FEIN, DEN.

Sheesh. @_@
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