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Spam, how many fingers do you use to snap? And which ones?

middle finger and thumb like any normal person

An accurate depiction of my sex life.

what made you think that anything about this was okay

Spam when was the last time you saw a tortoise (or turtle) in person

I have 3 water turtles as pets so every day

Tokyo Otaku Mode Convinced Me To Chase Figurines (Earlier Than Anticipated)~!

this thread is proof that weeaboos are incapable of loving themselves

Pickles or weed?

I haven't eaten a pickle in a few years

I have a packed bowl in front of me right now

who could possibly win

What does Spam think of piercings?

You have an opinion on tongue piercings?

@Sana

The only people I've known to have tongue piercings were people who did it themselves and later got infected so that's the image I have in my head

Also there's always the slight implication about oral sex u feel me

What does Spam think of piercings?

Got a double eyebrow piercing myself, which tells you all you need to know.

@Halo

NICE

lip piercings are for 14-year-olds but septum, nose, and eyebrow piercings are cool imo

unless you stretch them

stretched septums kill me

If this thread overtakes the MLP game, I'll wear a Brony avatar and sig for a year.

idk how I had the resolve to do this on fanfiction with a fucking 5 second wait time

14 year old me was powerful I'm over this

If this thread overtakes the MLP game, I'll wear a Brony avatar and sig for a year.

ya ain't shit