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    1. Sombrero 11 yrs ago

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10 yrs ago
Dammit, smell! Why do you always lie about the taste of things!? Bread is never as good as you say it is! And vanilla extract tastes like petrified ass! PETRIFIED ASS!
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10 yrs ago
Using a phone on RPG. PROS: You can zoom in! CONS: fucking everything else!
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10 yrs ago
Glorious Math Teacher: "You know protractors, right? The rules we have for protractors are simple: Freshmen use these, don't put them in your mouth."
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11 yrs ago
Punching out Nazis and wrestling a yeti, sitting at home with some festive Spaghetti, rigging my boots up with high-power springs... These are a few of my favorite things!
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11 yrs ago
Still trying to figure out whether the Crusades qualify as actual wars, or a steaming hot mess of clusterfarkery best accompanied by the Benny Hill theme...
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I'm here, and I'm stuck in the middle with you.

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Verily.
Just wondering, in the case of Ginny's psychometry, what counts as touching an object? If someone kicked a door down with booted feet, would she have to read the boots to see who did it, or the door? Or would the close proximity of the foot to the door render the boot between those two things irrelevant to her findings that the notorious Boot-man was the one who did it? (Assuming this is an unnassuming boot and not the kind of boot that only a boot-themed superhero would wear, which, by simple deduction, would have led to bootman anyway.)
Welcome to the guild! You're welcome to take any cool hats you find. There is also a grooming shop somewhere around here, if you ever need to trim the hairs growing out the side of your finger.
Excited, hopeful anticipation.
Speaking of hats and links, I forgot to link you to your cool hat! Sorry about that.
Welcome! Here is your mandatory cool hat of guild membership!

Ignoring the shame self promotion, you'll find there's an rp that potentially offers sci fi, modern fantasy, and/or clean romance in my sig...
Agh, it burns!
"Ah, I have read even the tabloids, though I take usually with grain of salt... But, you know, every bit of information comes in handy. But I cannot say I am not very hopeful that the Professor's drinking problem is real and not the exaggerated checkout trash. Would so love to see how it affects his ability to use mind powers." He smiles and grunts deeply once or twice. Presumably a small chuckle at the hypothetical situation.

Ibor took another bite of chicken and chewed thoughtfully for a moment.

"I would like to be one of the peoples you send to meet this Argus. The public know my name, but I assume the costume draws more attention than the face. Nobody recognize me yet. It would draw not much attention if I were to arrive in the destination with some others in street clothes also... If they would be willing?"

He tosses a casual glance toward his new compatriots with a mild hint of skepticism in his eyes.
Alright, one last time, I promise.

Unless it's acceptable to keep bumping this? I come from a different forum culture, and it's generally frowned upon to bump something more than 2-3 times, but I see I've already exceeded that number dramatically and no one's yelled quite yet.

Do please join, if/when you can.
<Snipped quote by Blue Demon>



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