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Robeatics said
So when do you think first post will come up, Hamster?


My bad, been busy slaving away elsewhere. I assume everyone is ready and happy to start?

I'll get something up before I go to sleep, so within the next hour or two.

Alternatively, if you're trigger happy, you're more than welcome to make the first post.
wolverbells said
Not the characters haha. I meant y'all as the players! I read up on the characters on the OP. Love them all so far. As for the skype, I know it's too soon. I just wanted to know so when this ball gets rolling, communication would be easier. At least I think so.


Ah yeah, looking back on it I can see where I may have jumped the gun.

I am a MANNNNNNNNNNNNLY MAN. You may call me Ash(ley), because yes in England it's still kinda a GUY'S name so stfu. Also no Pokemon references because they got worn out like, ten-fifteen years ago. That's all any of you are getting.

As for skype, maybe, if I can wear a paper bag over my head.
wolverbells said
Hi my lovely people. So I had a quick question, it's a two parter. Who is a female and who is a guy? I like to know just in case I address anyone I won't accidentally call a girl a guy and what not. Annnnnd what are y'all's thoughts on a skype group chat?


Camellia is a man, Hannah is also a man.

Woodrow and Oskar are women.

Kylie might be both.

As for skype, yeesh, I dunno, sounds kinda... too soon? But then I am old fashioned.




“Walker?” asked Hannah, crouching low behind a shabby picket fence.

Oskar pulled back from his rifle scope, “not sure, do walkers open doors?” he asked, half heartedly.

“Shit,” muttered Hannah. “Armed?”

“A knife, a long one,” replied Oskar, peering back into his scope.

Camellia’s interest peaked, and she tapped Oskar on the shoulder. Her rifle was gripped tightly in both hands. “Man, or woman?” she asked.

“Not sure, a woman I think,” he replied, adjusting the scope’s elevation.

“Shit,” Camellia hissed, and stood back. “Thanks for getting my hopes up.”

Woody shook his head, “gal, that’s fucked up.”

“Fucked up is getting held down-“

“Enough,” said Hannah, looking angrily at the two, but more so at Cemellia. “Keep it together, Cam, or get your ass back to the house.”

Oskar released the safety on his rifle, “What’s the plan, Hannah?”

Hannah thought for a moment; lone women were less likely to murder you. In this fallen world of theirs, the vulnerable were now prey to the stronger, and the primal boundaries between man and woman had risen up like the Berlin Wall. Everything had been dialled back to the damned stoneage, and more than likely, a lone woman was fleeing from something… unless they were a mean mother fucker, like herself.

“Might be friendly,” she said quietly. “Might be a trap, Hell, she might be a nut case out for blood. Hard to tell these days.”

“Amen,” added Woody.

“Alright,” grunted Hannah. “I’m going up there. Oskar, watch the ambulance – if anything goes down that you don’t like, put her down.” She looked at Woody, “old man, you got my back?”

“You know it, sweet heart,” he said smoothly, blowing her a kiss; their earlier disagreements momentarily forgotten.

“What about me?” asked Camellia.

“Watch Oskar’s back, that woman might be bait, and someone could be sneaking up on us right now,” replied Hannah, casting a wary glance at their surrounds.

“I hope so,” Camellia said, cocking the M14. “I hope it’s three men, with their dicks hanging out thinking they’re getting an easy ride.”

“Jesus,” muttered Woody. “If we get to that tower, I’m getting you help.”

***


Hannah and Woody approached the ambulance from the front; they couldn’t see anyone in the cab, but the glass was smashed to hell – and there was a lot of blood. Hannah went off to the left, ordering Woody to go off to the right; they’d circle the ambulance and come onto the doors from both sides. They didn’t want trouble, but if it was going to happen, they’d be ready as they could be.

As Hannah rounded the back of the ambulance, Woody hung back, crouching around the corner. His job was not only to watch Hannah’s back, but to also scour the surrounds for a changing situation. Something like a ruffling bush, a vibrating garbage can or a snapping twig could denote an ambush.

Hannah pounded a fist on the back of the ambulance, and then backed away in case someone shot at her through the doors’ brittle metal.

“We’re armed. And friendly,” she said, as loud as she dared without drawing the attention of distant shamblers. “We don’t want trouble, but that here is our ambulance; mind stepping outside?”
threedawg said
I tend not to skip over posts unless it's just fluff. Judging by your first post, that won't be the case. However, I just don't want anyone to fall behind. In the past RPs I've participated in, the topics would grind to a halt because some players wrote novels that'd take them an entire day just to make one post, so scenarios would take weeks to complete. As long as we avoid that, I love long posts!Also, Nevermind, loved your first post too but you need to preface it with a scenario number. If it's a new scenario, you should probably call it #4 as SyrianHamster's taken lucky number 3.


Understood. IF it becomes a problem, just give me a shout and I'll dial down the word count. That goes for any of you, I'm a reasonable fellow and will generally cater to the needs of the many, so just yell at me if I'm drowning you in word soup.

Dragonbud said
Ive never actually roleplayed using scenarios most of the time its a bundle of other roleplayers doing whatever. I gotta say I love the scenarios idea, it keeps everything organized.


Agreed. Love it. Stealing it for future use, sorry Dawg. Shoulda copyrighted it when you had the chance!
threedawg said
Totts, feel free to join, this RP is always open.Xiledx and TWCross, your profiles have been approved and have been added to the OP.Fantastic post, SyrianHamster, seriously, great stuff. I thought my post was long! To anyone who might be intimidated by the long posts so far (since we in the casual section), don't worry about it. First posts are usually long to set the scene but even a paragraph is fine. As long as you focus on your interactivity and speed, you don't need to sweat the post length. You'll notice my posts becoming much shorter as the exchanges between my characters and Wolverbells' will be quid pro quo.Also, I may have posted that disclaimer right there because even I'm feeling inadequate now!


First of all, many thanks, I actually put a great deal of effort into it.

Don't feel inadequate, my writing aint perfect, and my intro posts are usually quite long fellahs anyway, set's the scene and such.

On the other hand, if I'm enjoying myself, then my posts will be quite long fellows, but here's a tip for you time stretched folks: Anything I do that affects someone else, I usually put in bold. That way you can fast forwards to what's relevant to you. I don't get hurt feelings if my posts aren't read, the reason I RP is because I enjoy writing things, not because I want praise :)

EDIT: Got a bit up my own arse there, sorry! So far I think everyone's done a great job, I haven't read anything yet that's offended me from a reader's viewpoint, and it seems like we have a good group here. I'm very happy I joined!

I also LOVE the scenario system, makes things so much more orderly.
Dragonbud said
sounds cool! Maybe she finds the ambulance before your group does.


There's a wood-looking fellah nearby, it might fit. https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@41.9011891,-88.0296922,560m/data=!3m1!1e3
Dragonbud said
haha. So i guess at this point we should be talking to each other about joining scenarios


Got my guys starting in Sunset Avenue, they've just heard the radio broadcast, and are going to try and make their way to the tower. Dunno if I'll pass you guys on my way - will probably make a detour to get some interaction going.




Woody heaved with all he had. It was just a little further to go, millimetres really. He could give in now, sure, but then he knew it wouldn’t count; no one else would, but it was never about them. Sweat poured down his face in small rivers, his lungs opened themselves to their full aching capacity, and his ageing heart smashed away at the inside of his ribs. Just a little further.

The door opened behind him, breaking his concentration.

“Fuck,” he mumbled, before falling flat on his back shuddering with exhaustion.

“Woodrow, can we talk for a sec?” came the familiar, droning voice of the group’s C-in-C: Hannah Banks.

Woody lay motionless, staring up at the ceiling as his lungs settled themselves down. He was so close to making it, so utterly close. “Sure,” he wheezed, “what ya got, chief?”

“I’m not great at being someone’s friend,” Hannah started, “so I’m going to give it to you straight: what the fuck is wrong with you?”

“Mind elaborating, my dear?” replied Woody, refusing to look at her.

Hannah sighed, and entered the room. The sound of her footsteps were near non-existent, as they always were. In a former life she flew an Apache for the U.S military, and some of the lessons she had learnt in that line of work had stayed with her. Noise discipline was paramount, first and foremost. Woody wondered how such a butch young woman moved like that, but then thinking about it, he didn’t really care.

“You’ve been awfully pissy with me ever since Camp Defiance, what’s your problem?” she asked, standing over him; forcing him to look at her. That was her way, always with the confrontation.

“I’m thinking maybe you shoulda let me die back there, Chief Warrant Officer,” he spat back, rising up onto his elbows. “I didn’t ask you to grab me out of that nightmare, I’m thinking maybe I shoulda been with my wife and son, daughter-in-law and grandson. Least that way we’d be together, and I wouldn’t be sitting around here waiting to buy the farm from some jumped up prick, or one of those shambling fucks.”

Hannah allowed him no sympathy, it was not in her programming. “You better man up you old fuck, you’re apart of my team, and you’re proving a weak link with all this ‘shoulda let me die’ bull shit. Either sort yourself out, or I’m going to fuck start your face.”

Woody clambered to his feet, his muscular form towering over the former pilot. He snarled at her, but with his big bushy white beard, and frizzy hair, he looked ridiculous. Hannah did not stand down.

“Your move, soldier,” she said, looking up at him with an unreadable expression.

“Naw,” he said, turning from her suddenly. “I don’t hit women, and I ain’t no soldier.”

“You’re right, you’re a pussy, an old bastard intent on getting us all killed. You’re right, I shoulda left you.”

Before Woody could utter any more of his irritation at her, she had gone; he never heard her leave, but he heard the door shut. Damn she was quiet, and fast. But so was he; if it ever came to heads, he had no doubt in his mind that he could take her out no problem. Sixty-nine or no, he was at his prime.

***


Oskar frowned over the map of Villa Park, trying to remember where he and the group had been, and more importantly, where they hadn’t. Did they go down Sunset Avenue? Or was it Potomac Avenue? So many Avenues in this God damned city, why couldn’t the Americans ever be creative about something? Always with the sledgehammer of mediocrity.

At least, that’s what his father had always told him.

“I miss you dad,” he muttered to himself.

He looked at it again, trying to remember what he saw as they sprinted through the streets, dodging the shambling horde behind them. Their car had broken down near a brown house. Was it brown? Fuck, they all looked some shade of brown to him. Woody said it was the battery, Hannah said it was the radiator, and Camellia added her usual silence to the discussion. It didn’t matter too much in the end, the shamblers had heard them from a mile away, and by the time the car rolled to a standstill, they were waiting with eager arms.

Hannah had got them out though, as she always did. No shooting, just quick moving, watching each other’s blind spots and stopping for nothing. Oskar had to admit to himself, when it came to a crisis, she was the one you wanted at the head of anything.

“Potomac, we ran by Potomac,” he said, mentally appraising himself. “Which means we must be in Sunset.”

He crossed out four houses on the end of the block, because he and the group had run into them after putting some space between themselves and the shamblers. The structures had yielded a single tin of baked beans, and some well-by their best bran flakes. They were fucked on water, but Woody had found himself some protein mix – for what good it would do him.

“He’s a freak,” Oskar conceded to himself. “Always working out. The man’s ancient! We’re getting surrounded by the fucking dead, and he’s upstairs doing stomach crunches so’s he can reach his 80th birthday.”

He looked across the row of houses on the map, and circled the one he was fairly sure they were at. Then again, things had gone so quickly that he couldn’t be certain he was even look at the right part of the city. Chicago was a huge place. He looked up at Camellia, and found her staring back at him.

She creeped him out, with her buzzcut, the nasty scar on her face, the constant silence, but most notably, she had those ‘I’m going to skull fuck your dead face’ eyes about her. Oskar knew she’d been through a lot, and that awful things had gone her way, but then, welcome to the fucking club sweetheart. She was playing with her rifle, as she always did, dissecting it, cleaning it, putting it back together and then taking it apart again – staring at him all the while, as if she was expecting him to attack her at any given second.

“Don’t suppose you know where we are, do you Camellia?” He asked with the best English he could muster.

She didn’t reply, but at least she broke eye contact to look down at the pieces of her weapon. That in itself was a small mercy.

“What have we got, Oskar?” Asked Hannah suddenly; she had materialised behind him, and the pen dropped from his hand in a moment of terror.

“Fuck,” he said, “do you always have to do that?”

“Gotta keep on your toes, soldier,” she said, smiling slightly. “So, I’ll ask again, what we got?”

Oskar pointed to his markings on the map. “I think we’re here,” he said, “though I’m n-“

“Yes, we’re there, good job Oskar,” she said, cutting him off. “Any idea where we haven’t been?”

“Do you already know?” he asked, looking at her with plain irritation.

She nodded, “of course I do, there’s a reason you guys have stuck to me like glue for the last six weeks.”

Before the world crumbled, Oskar would have hated her for such hubris. Though in the Zulu Alpha, as she called it, a woman – a person – like Hannah was an invaluable asset. What she lacked in bed side manners, she made up for in pragmatism. She’d gotten them out of many tight spots, and he would never forget it.

“Where should we start?” He asked, scratching his head.

Hannah walked away from the table where Oskar had the map laid across, and brushed aside one of the room’s many curtains.

“There’s an ambulance with its hood popped at the end of the road; I can see a battery. If that old bastard upstairs is right, that’ll be our best bet,” she said without stopping to breathe.

“It’ll be rusted, or rotted, or whatever,” said Camellia suddenly, though she didn’t look up from her gun cleaning circus.

“Holy shit, she spoke,” snorted Oskar. “When was you gonna tell us you could speak?”

Hannah thumped him hard in the chest with a hand meatier than was fit for a member of the finer sex. “Lock that shit up, Rennold.”

Heavy footsteps on the stairs, each one creaking under a heavy weight, denoted Woodrow’s entrance into the debate. “She’s right,” he said, “the thing’ll be no good to us now.”

“But we have to try, right?” Asked Oskar, looking at Hannah pleadingly. “My family is out there somewhere, and without a car i-“

“Your family is dead, deal with it,” said Camellia.

Woodrow was quick on his feet, and had Oskar thrown up against the wall before he even knew what had happened. The river of the poor Pole’s profanity carried on for some minutes, but Camellia paid it no heed. Hannah just bumped her head slowly against the wall in frustration.

“Enough,” Woodrow said, “we’re gonna look at that battery, but I need you to be cool, you get me?”

Oskar didn’t try to arouse the old man’s anger; he was twenty years the guy’s junior, but had half the muscle mass. “Okay, I’m sorry,” he said. “But if that-“

“Save It,” hissed Woodrow. “We’re days away from killing each other, we have no food, no transport, if you don’t get your shit together son, I’m gonna start getting real worried.”

“You, worried about us?” Asked Hannah, turning to give him a huge mocking smirk. “Looks like the fuck starting of faces can wait a while.”

“Don’t get me started, you little stupid honky bitch,” snorted Woodrow.

“A racist, that’s great,” offered Camellia, as she applied oil to the M14’s dissected receiver.

Hannah was not so light hearted about matters; she allowed dissent to run amok like she allowed people to put her in danger. “Say that again, and I’ll kick your black ass out of that door for the shamblers.”

“Race war,” Camellia said, and they could all swear they heard her giggle.

“Bring it on, you aint better than me because of that shitty uniform you’re wearing. I think it’s time this comes to ahead,” said Woodrow, releasing Oskar so that he could confront Hannah.

“Guys, stop, please stop,” Oskar said, trying to get between them.

“Stay out of this, kid,” spat Woodrow, “this bitch had it coming since the moment she dragged me away from my family.”

“Yeah, let me and this old buffalo see things through to their conclusion,” said Hannah, smiling. She unclipped her Apache flight helmet, and tossed it aside. “Come on you old fuck, you want some of this honky bitch?”

There was a blast of static from over in the kitchen, and the group suddenly froze.

"We have everything you need. Food, shelter, water, people... A society. You can live in a community free from the infected. A safe haven where you can feel comfortable, knowing that you're surrounded with *********** you out there? You live in a land overtaken by abominations and murderers, thieves and rapists.

Your instincts are likely telling you that this is too good to be true. Under normal circumstances, you could hardly be blamed for heeding that frightened little voice inside your head. After all, it's kept you alive for this long. *********** is that we need you as much as you need us. We can't rebuild America without your help and that's why this signal goes out to all of you survivors struggling 24/7 just so that you can take another breath. Is *********** Chicago risky? Of course it is. But what else are *********** going to continue running, simply to exist? Or are you going to take hold of the only opportunity that will allow you to live again?

America begins anew at the Black Mountain, the tallest building in Chicago. In better times, it was known as the Sears Tower. Find us there and ***********. What other choice do you have?"


Woodrow and Hannah backed away from each other, and even Camellia looked up from her obsession. Oskar just stared stupidly in the direction of the kitchen.

“We’ll I’ll be damned,” said Woodrow finally.
Edit: actually forget what I said, I didn't read things properly. Nothing to see here, de dum de dum. I'll have a post up after work, probably looking at gmt 0 17:00.
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