Deathsaurer said
Tarantulas had spent several months trying various means to track and/or bait out the Vok. Thus far his attempts had been unsuccessful thus he decided to use the simplest, most effective method to attract them. Break all their shit and make a giant mess of their experiment. So he decided to visit Mars, the source of the Transmetal event. If this failed, well they can always get the idiots on Earth to blow each other up. Upon arrival he was greeted with something... unexpected. A silly box with the word "GUNDMA" written on it."To think I may have actually encountered a life form more pathetic than Waspinator." A shocking revelation to be sure. "You, cultist. Go poke it and see what it does. I'm curious to see just how badly the gods have cursed this pathetic waste of space. The rest of you just start shooting anything that moves."And with that the operation commenced.
As the cultist poked the box, the light cardboard tipped over, revealing a half-eaten semi-metallic child wrapped in what appeared to be slices of moldy bread.
A quick skittering of the feet later, and what could only be described as an absolute wreck of a human being dashed over, grabbing the tipped over box.
With a shrill shout of "MIRAGE COLLOID!", the creature placed the box over its own head, and attempted to make a run for it, abandoning it's meal to the superior predator.