TehChron

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Ichypa said
The moment the small army appear, the ten Assassins who were rushing JeeBee and Alysis dropped their grenades. While Lancer gave his orders, they clustered together and were suddenly holding a torpedo-like bomb. When Lancer insulted them and ordered the attack, they tossed it at the army. While the grapeshot tore the Assassins to pieces, disappearing into nothingness, it also ruptured the bomb, unleashing a burst of burning napalm into the army.

Lancer chuckled menacingly as the napalm revealed itself, "A sneak attack, eh? Can't say I'm surprised you little fuckers would pull a cowards move like that." The napalm splashed upon the soldiers, their combustion somehow failing as the liquid became inert.

"Listen up, boys!" Lancer called to the room, where more of the soldiers were preparing to engage the swarm of Assassins, "We've got ourselves a lotta prisoners to take!"

With a roaring cheer, the soldiers began filling the room with grapeshot, intent on wiping them out.

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Guy Fawkes?

oh you nigger

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You're actually siccing Anonymous on me?

Oh Ichy.

This is literally your worst possible matchup.

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Ichypa said
Assassin leapt off the wall, flipping midair. As he did so, Assassin seemed to split. Suddenly, there were a dozen Assassins. Then twnety, then fifty. Some of them kicked off each other, pushing themselves back onto the wall, another contingent moved to deal with Alysis and JeeBee. Most of them, however, landed on the dance floor. As one, the Assassins raised their heads, revealing a white mask of a man's face, a thin moustache and an enigmatic smile its only real features."Greetings." one of then said."My name is Assassin." another said."I'm afraid you all must die tonight." a third said almost apologetically. In the hands of fifty Assassins appeared a hundred grenades. The Assassins swarmed forward, attacking everyone and everything still standing in the room.

"A faceless, Anonymous assassin, eh? I know just the way to handle you little Goons." Lancer raised a hand, snapping a gloved finger as an assortment of armed men and cannons appeared, "Guard the boy, hold the line."

Lancer's cane hit the floor, stepping forward stiffly, "Can't show your real face, eh, you little heathen shits?" The Servant paused, adjusting the grip on his weapon and leveling it at the approaching rush of Assassins, "If you won't face me like a man, then I'll put you down like a dog." In a single motion, the dozen cannons went off, spewing the room with enchanted grapeshot.

"You'll find that I have a history with punks that try to play the numbers game on me." Lancer said with a wry smirk on his face.

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I think Ichy's operating under the assumption that if the Gentleman wants Timber Falls back, then he's gonna have to make Victoria cough it back up first

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So then its time for Alysis to react?

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They've ruined JeeBee's good time

Death is the obvious outcome for them

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"..." JeeBee stared, his leather jacket billowing ominously in the wind caused by the buildings collapse...

"Muh booze..." The teens blue eyes leaked near 100% proof tears behind his sunglasses, mourning his loss, "THAT WAS MY OPEN BAR, YOU BITCH!" Strumming his guitar to express his fury, JeeBee directed it towards the new black clad arrival.

"Unforgivable...UNFORGIVABLE! LANCER! FUCK 'EM UP!"

A pillar of black smoke erupted from the ground, revealing a tall figure dressed in a looming trenchcoat, his bald head shining with the flames from the destruction.

"...I was promised the chance to partake in some spirits myself, heathen." The Servant's eyes flashed dangerously, a massive black cane materializing in his hand, "It's time I beat some manners into you, you little cockgobbler!"

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It's nice that the holders of the Gate of Metal have an appropriate champion

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Ichypa said
Alysis matched his smirk and followed, working kinks out of her neck.It was around this point that Victoria started tuning the Gentleman out. Given the irrelevant (to her) gobbledygook he'd spouted thus far, nothing he was saying now would be of any interest to her. She sighed. This had been a colossal waste of time.Just as Victoria was preparing to leave, the Gentleman's hatchet sunk into the floor. Now ...this was something interesting. A conceptual weapon that could cut through anything? Now that was an excellent toy, all right."...I guess this'll do for now." she said, yanking Timber Falls free. "But in the future--""Really?!" Victoria said, grinning eagerly. "That's great! I just got my hands on a fun new toy I wanna try out." She waved good-bye to the Gentleman as she skipped off. "See ya! Try not to let the fun disturb your creepiness!"

JeeBee stood outside the Tia dorms, a crowd gathering as he continued his impromptu jam session, various axes hovering around him ominously. The young mans head banging continued at such a speed that his spiked mohawk appeared to be a crimson blur...of death and metal.

"Now that I'm in the mood, it's time to get this party STAAAAARTEEEED!" The punk rocker shouted to the crowd, pumping them up with the power of Rock and Hype. he lowered a finger at Alysis, "You challenge me to a jam session, then back out. Now you wanted a fight, girl, so here it is. You gonna back out from this one too?!"