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Boringverse

Aaron worked on the ReGHOST and Throne Drei, installing the equipment which Flit had given him, in addition to attempting to find a way to integrate the helmet into the Gundam reliably. The ship had left port and the PLANTs behind some time ago, as Ali al-Saachez continued his brainwashing of young Shinn Asuka. At that moment, a loud thud echoed through the craft, prompting the Guild Tech to abandon his efforts for the moment, setting down the helmet, and rushing the [i]Nava-Hoe]/i]'s bridge.

"The hell was that?" Ali said

"On screen," was the engineers reply. The wall in front of him opened up, revealing a window in the void.

Or so it would have, we it not for the copious amounts of white fluid staining the windows.

"Engage Space Wipers."

A mysterious liquid shot out, as massive wiping mechanisms cleaned the bridge windows. There was a loud screech as an object caught on to the wipers, being carried out of sight even as the fluid was cleaned off, restoring the view.

"...Looks like i've got to get that crap removed before it damages the equipment." Aaron muttered, donning a normal suit before exiting the craft through an airlock.
Flit Asuno received a terrible premonition. A premonition of terrible, even.

He swiftly opened a direct line to the feed observing his personal office at the Daeadalus Base, where he observed two men invading the privacy of his personal sanctum.

"Azrael. Djibril. What are you two doing?" The two paused mid-action like deer caught in headlights. Azrael stood up, visibly sweating

"Ahh...Flit...We were...just investigating for suspicious activity and bugs?"

"...Get out. If you do anything like that again, I won't give a damn how useful you are to me."

Nodding eagerly, the blond man ran with his tail in between his legs.

"But not you, Djibril." The effeminate looking man stood up from where his knees had been bent on the floor. "You're not nearly useful enough for me to let you off the hook for this crap." The blue haired man stroked his chin thoughtfully, "I have just the solution." Djibril grabbed his skull, falling to his knees as Flit Asuno turned his X-Rounder psychic abilities against him, "Since you seem to enjoy being mounted, we'll make it so that you'll never be sexually attracted to anything that isn't a horse ever again."

As Djibril cried, already able to tell that it was true, Flit closed the connection, satisfied with the results of the conversation, the Vce Admiral returned to chillaxing.
"The hell is that?" Ali said, as Aaron brought the mess that had hit his space windshield. He took it out in the mess, dumping it unceremoniously onto a table.

"A mess," Aaron replied.

The three men looked down, their gazes taking in Aaron's find.

Boringverse

Aaron and Flit entered in on the ultra-modern command bridge of the Dominion, unlike the rest of the craft, which merely looked well scrubbed, the bridge itself was clearly state of the art. The chamber itself was incredibly compact, located at the top of the central spire overlooking the rest of the ship. Outside the viewscreen near the bow, which had a number of consoles on it, the floor of the room was free of clutter. Aside from the captain's chair, which sat empty for the moment. The majority of consoles were set up on awkward suspended cables, hanging mid air, along with the seats for the people handling them, which sat empty for the moment aside from a red-haired girl in a Federation uniform appearing very much out of her element.

Flit strode forward, eyebrow twitching in apparent anger, "Admiral on deck! Where the hell are all of you brats?!" The redhead jumped out of her seat, shivering in fright.

"F-f-Fllay Allster! Warrant Officer! Vice Admiral sir!" The girl all but screamed, delivering an incredibly half-assed salute to the blue haired man in front of her.

"Allster!" Flit shouted, glancing at the station she had been attending, "Get me comms to the entire vessel!" The girl nodded quickly, before diving back into the midair seat.

"You're on, sir!" Allster replied, gesturing towards a microphone at her console.

Flit approached, taking a deep breath, "Hello, everyone. This is your Vice Admiral, Flit Asuno speaking. *ahem*..." The X-Rounder paused, smirking as he let the tension mount, " WHAT THE HELL ARE THE BRIDGE STAFF DOING?! GET TO YOUR STATIONS!!!!" He nodded, satisfied, before turning towards Aaron while holding up three fingers, lowering them one by one in a countdown. As the last finger returned to his closed fist, the door to the bridge hissed open, as the panting form of a black haired woman wearing a captain's hat clung to the entrance, panting heavily.

"Lt...Lt. Commander Badgerule...reporting...Captain on Deck!" She got out, before Flit walked up to her, raising a hand out over his head when, seemingly randomly, he gestured for Aaron to walk over.

"You do it." He said, a smirk growing on his face. Shrugging, the Guild Tech withdrew drew his hand back, before slapping the woman in front of him. She buckled, as the blond processed what just happened.

That was random. Why did he suddenly have me do it? Something to do with his psychic powers? And if so....is she blushing?!

Badgeroule straightened herself out, standing at attention as she saluted Asuno, "Sir! I apologize for my tardiness! I had not been informed of your return to the vessel and was forced to see to your..." Her voice dragged off, becoming significantly more awkward, "Accommodations."

Flit nodded, "I assume that my quarters have been sufficiently pimped out according to my specifications?"

"Sir, yes sir!"

"Good work." Flit nodded, "This is the Guild Tech we've hired out to serve as a Tender Ship and neutral observer for the duration of our voyage, Lt. Commander. Aaron Gentles."

The black haired woman turned to look at him, blushing slightly as she extended a hand out in greeting, "Lt. Commander Natarle Badgeroule. I look forward to working with you."

"Er...Likewise." Aaron reached out to grip the woman's hand in order to shake it. The moment he applied a grip, he felt her limb tremble.

...The fuck?

Flit stood in between them, "Gentles ship, the Nava-Hoe," The woman's face twitched, "Is one of the tender ship prototypes designed to go with the Archangel-class ships. It is one of only two in existence at the moment, so it's ideal for our purposes, given the ReHOME was unavailable."

"Sir!"

"Gentles, with me." The blue haired man strode out the room confidently, while a rush of young officers charged past the pair into the command deck, "There's one more thing I want to show you." The two marched into the living quarters, stopping at a room with a custom nameplate adorning it. Aaron stared at the fresh soldering, and then blinked as he noticed the words Chez Pimpin' inscribed upon it. The blond turned to stare at the Vice Admiral, raising an eyebrow.

"Don't judge me," The X-Rounder snorted, "I've been married since I was 12 years old, more or less. You can't even imagine the shit I've had to repress for my own safety." The blue haired man shivered, "Every time I considered something new, my abilities would give me a preview of how it would turn out." His eyes suddenly grew lifeless, gazing at something he could only see. Given the despair Aaron could feel radiating from the man before him, the Guild Tech was deeply grateful for that fact. "I...Sometimes vanilla is best, Gentles. Sometimes the simple things really are the best." After shaking his head for a moment, Flit opened the door to his room.

It was, for lack of a better word, tacky as hell. The walls were adorned with purple velvet, along with a four-poster bed very blatantly bolted into the floor. The X-Rounder withdrew a remote, pressing a button on it. The mattress began spinning around as he chuckled to himself. A disco ball appeared from hammerspace, and cheesy porno music assaulted Aaron's ears.

"This isn't what I wanted to show you, by the way." Flit said, before turning towards the engineer, "I feel you judging me. Stop that."

...Tch

"By the way, that bed, while spinning, generates it's own gravity at nearly 1G. Can you make a bed like that? I thought not." Gentles face narrowed in annoyance, knowing it was the truth. "Anyway. Here it is." Asuno walked over to a closet, opening it up and withdrawing a funky looking helmet. "Give this to al-Saachez. I'll speak to his employer shortly about letting him wear it, so there shouldn't be a problem."

Aaron took the headwear, eyeing it suspiciously, "What is it?"

"Don't worry about it, Gentles. It's not meant for you anyway. al-Saachez has certain...traits that allow him to use it more effectively." The blue haired man replied, "We'll be departing shortly. Make sure to use that time to install those devices onto yours and al-Saachez's machine." He waved to Aaron, shooing him out. "I'll update you if anything important comes up."

Aaron left, and after several moments, Flit went to lean back in a chair, his feet resting on a desk in his room as he stared up at the ceiling.

It was hard to believe that it had been only four months since he discovered that in this new world, he lacked everything which he had spent his entire life to accumulate in order to become a savior.

"First the power..." He chuckled to himself..."And then the bitches..."

Shortly afterwards, the Dominion and the Nava-Hoe left port for their first destination.
Boringverse

After a few moments during which Ali hashed out some of the finer points of his contract, Flit joined the ertswhile crew of the Nava-Hoe in drinking coffee in the mess. Shinn drank it, but complained about wanting cream and sugar, which resulted in a truly spectacular beating courtesy of all others present. After leaving the child curled in a corner, al-Saachez took the boy's mug, and poured some whiskey into it. After receiving approving nods from the other adults, Ali and the rest resumed their previous conversation.

"So." The blond engineer began, "We're supposed to escort this Dominion as you go around investigating the damage, is that right?"

The blue haired man nodded, "Indeed. We have an infestation of vermin, so it's only natural that if they popped up in one place, then they would likely show up elsewhere as well. There's also the risk of out-lying installations being wiped out, so we'll be retrieving whatever information we can from them and backing it up as a failsafe in case the worst comes to pass. To assist you in this..."

A beeping noise echoes through the room, causing Aaron to look up, "It looks like Azrael's decided to make a call."

Flit nodded, "Of course. We'll pick this up again afterwards." The men got up from their seats, walking past the curled up Shinn in the corner of the room, who shivered as they passed by him.
"Gentles, tell me, where's the Vice Admiral?" Azrael opened the call, sounding sickeningly sweet, "I've got something a bit urgent to discuss with him, so if you could run along and fetch-"

"I'm right here, Azrael." Flit interrupted, walking into the Chairman's field of vision, "Is this about the thing the Allster girl brought with her back to the Dominion?"

The greaseball nods, "Of course." He pauses, his expression growing manic, "They're...hehe...N-Jammer Canceller schematics." The blue haired X-rounder blinked, his expression growing grave, "It all works out, Flit. The math, the designs. These things are one hundred percent fucking legit." His face split in an insane grin, "With this we can wipe out those filthy Cooridinators! I've already ordered mass production of them in our facilities at-"

"Why did you do that?" Flit replied, rubbing his forehead in protest of a growing migraine, "Azrael...don't think that just because I can't see you doesn't mean I don't know what youve been doing the past hour. Setting aside your habit of going off a bit...half-cocked, you do realize that an alpha strike as soon as those kinds of plans were leaked to us is exactly what the enemy wants, right?"

The faggots jaw drops in shock, "B-b-but, Flit! If we don't strike them now, then they might realize that we have this stuff before we get a chance to use it!"

"And so what?" The X-Rounder replied coldly, "They probably already have a contingency for that. Azrael, I swear to god your idiocy will get us all killed one day. This is just like our conversation about you accompanying the Dominion..."

Azrael smirked, "You have to admit, Badgiruel has got one hell of an ass."

Flit brushed the comment aside, "I suppose if you find the idea of fucking a gynoid attractive, then yes, the Lt. Commander would indeed be right up your alley." He and Azrael rolled their eyes at one another in a well-practiced synchronized movement, "setting that aside, who designed these things?"

"The PLANTS, obviously."

"Now, who's had them even longer than us?"

"Also the PLANTS."

"Good, good," Flit replied, stroking his chin, "Now, who's in charge of said PLANTS?"

"That freakish bastard Zala, of course." Azrael nodded, "I had thought it odd that someone who hates Naturals so badly would hesitate to use nuclear weapons against us, or hell, even field more units such as the Freedom or the Justice...Unless..." The Chairman of Blue Cosmos blinked, as if he suddenly realized something.

Flit nodded, "Yes. Unless he has something even more devastatingly effective up his sleeve and he's merely waiting for the opportunity to use it against us." The Vice Admiral shrugged, "Regardless. We now have the aliens to deal with, and I've already offered the PLANT Supreme Council a peace offer on the basis of uniting against the common threat. We can't wipe out precious resources when they could be put to far better use against our common enemies."

The blond smirked, "I got ya. I'll hand the data over to Morgenroute then. Gentles, Mr. al-Saachez, good work on that Black Hole engine machine, by the way. We were able to get the data just fine, now once we get the completed prototype over, we'll be able to reverse engineer it almost immediately." The man's smirk grew wider, as a thin line of drool began edging down his face, "Oh man, two promising prototypes of new technology, one right after the other. Sooo many possibilities, ehehe."

Flit walked over to the viewscreen, switching it off. "I'm informing you both from person experience, we did not want to see where he ended up after that. Regardless, there's something we need to retrieve from the Dominion before we depart. Gentles, you'll be coming with me. al-Saachez?"

"Hmm?" The mercenary opened one eye from where he had been drowsing against the wall,

"Keep on eye on things here."

"Heh, you're the boss, man."

Flit turned towards the other engineer, "Come with me."
Some time later, the two stood in the Mobile Suit Hanger of the Dominion. While Aaron could admit to himself that the general layout of the craft itself was only a step above it's more outdated counterparts, the Hanger itself was, from his perspective, in a league entirely all it's own.

"Gentles." Flit began, waving down towards the numerous Strike Dagger, and then towards a trio of unique machines, "As you can probably tell, the Dominion truly does not need an escort. However, the ship itself, while advanced, lacks a trained and efficient crew in ensuring it's maintenance. Given your role with the Nava-Hoe and how it was built primarily off the same technology that created the Archangel-Class, you are a prime candidate for hiring for this task."

"And as such, there's nothing too suspicious about me being hired out to accompany you all, correct?" Gentles replied,

"Of course," Flit nodded, "Not to mention, given the Junk Guild's almost legendary neutral status, the fact that we have you fulfilling the role of a Tender ship shows that we've taken on a neutral observer in the Junk Guild. There's simply no way we'd be doing anything suspicious while we have you breathing down our necks like the goody-two-shoes you Guild Techs are known to be." Flit replied, rolling his eyes in apparent exasperation, then reached out with his hand and pointed at one of the unique Mobile Suits, this one colored blue with massively oversized spaulders, with two large beam cannons attached to it's back, "GAT-X131 Calamity, it's the first of the second generation G-weapons developed by the Earth Federation after the disaster at Heliopolis." He pointed to a second one, this one colored a dark green with a series of massive shields on it's left, right, and back, "GAT-X252 Forbidden. It's a transformable mobile suit, with it's notable features being it's ability to send out erratically traveling beams, a heavy scythe, and most importantly, it's "Geschmeidig Panzer"."

"Geschmeidig Panzer?" Gentles replied.

"It's a system that uses powerful magnetic fields on specialized Mirage Colloid particles, much like your own suit, in order to deflect energy weapons while active. It's apparently not as useful on melee beam weapons for whatever reason. And finally, it last feature," Flit gestured to the Forbidden's hanger, where a massive scythe hung, "The Nidhoggr Heavy Scythe."

"I'm assuming there's something special about it? Hard metal weapons like that are pretty ineffective in this day and age."

Flit snorted, "Have you ever heard of the Graveyard?"

Aaron was taken aback. The Graveyard was where Lowe Guile had said that the man who made his original Gibraltar Straight resided, and it was where he was taught the metallurgy techniques to forge his massively oversized version of the weapon. It was uninhabited now, with the death of Lower's teacher, but even something that was a leftover relic from that place was likely to be of truly exceptional quality.

"I...may want to take a look over that later." Flit nodded.

"The last one," He said, pointing at a black and red mobile suit, "GAT-X370 Raider. It's another transformable mobile suit, but this one is comparatively straightforward. It has a number of mid-range and short-range weaponry making it suited for Mobile Suit combat, and really, its only other standout feature aside from the transformation is it's "Mjolnir" Spherical Breaker, which is just a flail on a cable treated with anti-beam properties. It's nothing too impressive."

Flit shrugged, "Anyway, these suits can handle themselves, Gentles. Let me show you to the bridge...But before we do that." He reached into his pocket, and withdrew two PDA-like devices, "Find some way to install these into al-Saachez's machine. Their devices that record your battle data and analyze it for reproduction and potential countering of enemy technology. It's live, and is equipped to send the data to a secure mainframe back at Morgenroute. It only sends combat data, thankfully, so don't worry about anything being leaked as a result."

Aaron accepted the gift gratefully, and followed Flit to the ship's bridge.
The Boringverse

"What's with the kid?"

"Figured he could be useful."

"...I will become God's Sword and smite down the infidels!"

"...Where did you find him?"

"Picked him up off the streets, obviously."

Aaron blinked, giving the mercenary a hard look. "Okay...I'm going to just...ignore everything that is wrong with this conversation."

"Sounds good."

Aaron blinked once more, "Now for what actually matters. What made you think that you could get away with that?!"

"Orphan."

Aaron blinked several more times, slowly processing this information as Ali withdrew a flask, slowly draining it while he waited for the ships owner to finish. After a few brief moments, he shook his head, and the blond turned his back to the red haired man and his newfound charge. Saachez smirked, chuckling to himself.

"Umm...Imam Ali," Shinn said, grabbing the mercenaries attention, "Will that man really help us?"

He rubbed the kid's head, "Of course he will. He's just like you, a warrior of god in the making. Besides..." He turned towards the direction the Guild Tech had wandered off in, "If he doesn't, we'll just kill him and take his shit for ourselves."

"For God and Country!"

"You're a natural, brat."
"Vice-Admiral."

The blue haired figure of Flit Asuno nodded towards Aaron, "Mr. Gentles." The Guild Tech motioned for him to take a seat in the incredibly spartan dining area of the Nava-Hoe, "We have a few things to discuss." When the engineer simply nodded, standing up to get some drinks for his guest, Flit grimaced, "...If you don't mind...that's not how I usually take my coffee, I'll do it myself."

The blond turned towards him, raising an eyebrow, "...So you're psychic, or something?" The man turned towards his coffee maker, "What a petty use for such an ability."

The blue haired man snorted, "It usually only activates like that in moments of extreme danger. I think it's more petty that you'd attempt to poison a high ranking Federation Officer with your atrocious coffee." Flit got to work, ignoring the harsh clicking sounds and killing intent from the man behind him. It almost reminded him of Durandal in how ineffectual it was, "Anyway, your incompetent brewing aside," Another wave of killing intent, this time accompanied by a flash of warning from his X-Rounder abilities, "The change in circumstances has caused us to revamp our approach to this matter entirely. The appearance of your little friends at the space station, as well as those who attacked them, in addition to the appearance of this...power source in that mobile suit you acquired."

Aaron inclined his head, shots to his pride temporarily forgotten, "The Black Hole engine? I've already forwarded the data to Morgenroute..."

"And the data we received, as well as information we managed to dig up, has made clear that it is a highly unstable, ludicrously dangerous and powerful technology. We'll need the working prototype if we hope to move into reverse engineering it within any reasonable timeframe."

"So you were just sent here as an errand boy to pick up the technology? I suppose that as Azrael's personal secretary..." Aaron's attempt at a dismissal was halted by the arrogant sneer growing on the face of the man in front of him. The engineer was taken aback as he realized the implications. "....I see. It must be a truly critical task if you were sent here in person. Although I find it hard to believe that that was your only purpose."

The blue haired officer rolled his shoulders, cracking them audibly, "Actually, I came here to...inform the Coordinator scum of the severity of the situation." A loud beeping emitted from the Vice Admiral's person, who reached into his pocket and withdrew a communication device, "This is Asuno. Mhmm. Mhmmmmm. Yes, transmit the data retrieved from the Allster girl to Azrael immediately. Yes. Mhmm. Yes. I trust it implicitly. Yes, just trust me on this. Yes. Yes I dont care if it violates standard protocol, you blasted woman, I'm your superior officer! Now do it before I pull rank and have you dragged out of that captain's seat and made to work in the kitchens! Yes...I...Yes I understand...I...I appreciate your work, Natarle...Yes. Good work, Captain. Yes. Mhmm. Councilwoman Joule said that, did she? Inform her that we will be leaving port shortly. She's welcome to come into an active combat zone. Mhmm. Yes. Just because no one will give you a good dicking is no reason to comment on my own personal affairs, Lt. Commander. Mhmmm. Yes, I understand. Yes, you have plenty of womanly charm. Until later then." He then clicked a button, returning the device to his pocket, only to observe the Guild Tech rubbing his temples with his hands.

"...It sounds like you have it tough."

"Indeed." The Vice Admiral reached for the now finished brew, "Coffee?"
Rau La Creuset stared at Chairman Zala for a long moment. "Aliens, you say?"

The older man nodded gravely, "Even worse than the Naturals. They want to wipe us all out, even the Coordinators from the looks of things."

The masked man raised his hand to his chin, looking away thoughtfully. "You don't say...Hmmm...Interesting...HuhuhahahaahaAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA!"

Patrick Zala stared at one of his most trusted lieutenants as if he had gone mad, as the masked man continued to cackle insanely, "W-why are you laughing?!"

"OH IT'S NOTHING I'M SIMPLY REMEMBERING SOMETHING FUNNY I SAW THE OTHER DAY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"So we're to escort the new Federation flagship, The Dominion and act as it's personal tender ship for the duration of your tour? Gathering new technologies to ship back to Morgenroete for reproduction and application to new mobile suits?" Aaron said, drinking slowly from the coffee that Flit had made for him. As much as the proud engineer hated to admit it, Flit's brewing skill utterly eclipsed his own.

The X-Rounder nodded, "That's about the size of it. We've amended the contracts of yourself and Mr. Al-Saachez so that you two will receive the first advanced prototypes derived from the technology as it becomes available as something of your primary means of payment. Naturally, all the normal enmities will be paid for on our side of things as well."

"Have you spoken to him about it, yet?" Aaron asked.

"Was just about to ask you to join me as I did so." Flit smiled coldly, before turning and walking back towards where Ali was giving the young Shinn Asuka tips on the finer points of shanking a nigger.

"Mr. Al-Saachez? Flit Asuno." The blue haired man introduced himself, extending a hand out in greeting, as a pistol was pressed into his forehead.

"Asuno, huh? I've got something of an ongoing contract when it comes to offing you, buddy." The mercenary replied with a sneer.

"Is that right?" Flit replied, an eyebrow raised as his only response. Accompanied by the pistol already leveled at Ali's heart. "One of us is psychic, Mr. Al-Saachez...And having said that, I'd like you to let your employer in on this conversation as well."

Ali grimaced slightly, "...Che. Been getting nothing but blue balls since I met you, Gentles." He raised his free hand to tap something in his ear, "Oi, boss! The old mans asked to have a word with ya!"

"This will be brief, Mr. Allmark." Flit said simply, "The Plan is a wash. Dialogues are unnecessary and will avail us nothing."

The mercenary narrowed his eyes, "He says that doesn't mean shit."

The blue-haired man sighed, rolling his eyes, "I have a vested interest in uniting humanity as well. Even if I can not become everyone's savior, as long as it all works out in the end, I will be satisfied with that." His expression hardened, causing Ali's eyes to narrow in response, "But the way in which humanity is being forced to unite is admittedly not to my personal taste. Tell me, Mr. Allmark. Doesn't the world seem as if it...doesn't fit quite right to you?"

Ali's face shifted to blatant confusion, "...The boss says he agrees with you, huh. He wants to know what's in it for him."

"Mr. Allmark, tell me, what can't you obtain by working with me, after all of this is said and done? For the sake of protecting humanity, I will pay any price."

A thin, reedy voice fills the room, "Even your life, Vice Admiral Flit Asuno?"

"Such a cheap cost I will pay gladly."

"...Then we have a deal. I will inform you of proper channels to communicate on in the future. I assume that allowing Mr. Al-Saachez to remain as an observer won't be a problem?"

"Naturally, I intended to hire him for the job myself. Naturally, the results of this voyage will go towards upgrading his mobile suit as well. Your assistance in this matter will be greatly appreciated."

"Agreed. I leave Mr. Al-Saachez in your care for the moment, Vice-Admiral."

After a moment, Ali let out a long whistle, "Sounds pretty good. What's the job?"

Flit turned towards the red haired mercenary, "You and Mr. Gentles are to escort the Earth Federation flagship Dominion on a tour through Federation and ZAFT space, with the Nava-Hoe acting as a personal tender ship and freelance escort as we investigate just how far these aliens have been mucking about. As well as retrieve and send back any exotic technologies or samples of the aliens themselves that we may come across. How does that sound to you, Mr. Al-Saachez?"

Ali withdrew the pistol from Flit's head, smirking widely as he reholstered it with a flourish, "When do we start?"
The Plants

Boringverse

Because No One Else Wanted Them


"...So you're saying that there's apparently two hostile alien species in outer space, one of which was so hilariously advanced that they were sending swarms of what appeared to be sentient mobile suits at the other, which consisted of huge fleshy things and the occasional highly advanced Mobile Suit?"

"Pretty much." Was Aaron's response to Azrael's continued questioning. It had been some time since the Nava-Hoe had departed the Clusterfuck Space as it was now being referred to in the highest levels of Earth Federation government. Namely Azrael's office. "Why are we here in the PLANTS? You already know that even as a Guild Tech, I'm not allowed to set foot in them."

The blond faggot rolled his eyes, "Don't worry about it, Gentles. Just focus on repairing and seeing what you can salvage from the mobile suits. We've already received the specs and information from that Eurasian Federation suit you hacked earlier, so I'm sure we'll be able to replicate it on our end." The Chairman of Blue Cosmos suddenly turned pensive, as he glanced around for a moment, "Where's Saachez?"

"He went into the PLANTS."

"...How?"
"...Goin' ashore, 'cap."

"How? You're not a even registered citizen of the PLANTS. You're registered as a member of the French Foreign Legion, for God's sake."

"...Heh."
"...Hell if I know." Aaron replied unemotionally.

Azrael gave the Guild Tech a blank stare, blinking slowly, "...Right. Anyway. Just repair things for now, see if you can make anything out of the junk that was leftover, especially that..."

"Gravity Engine."

"Gravity Engine. Right. Of course. Anyway, that thing. Keep us updated. We've got someone over there who will be happy to lend you a hand when the time comes, Durandal was kind enough to escort him over, and I believe his business should be concluding there relatively soon." The greaseball smirked, "Do make sure to pick up Saachez on your way out, although I personally won't have a problem if he doesn't make it before it's time for you to depart."

Durandal? Should he really be namedropping? I don't even know what that is, but it sounds like something Djibril would have sex with. The Guild Tech blinked slowly, "You don't want me to take a look at Saachez's mech?"

Azrael shook his head, "The Gundam? Of course not. From what you and I can both tell, that thing runs on technology we don't have a comparable match for, except..." The faggot smirked, "Anyway, your priority is to upgrade your own mech, not worry about pissing off a very valuable mobile suit pilot for hire."

He's not telling me everything. Do they already have the technology on hand? Or is there some other reason he doesnt want me poking around in that suit? Aaron nodded, "Of course. As for the matter of my payment..."

"Don't worry, Gentles. After my contact arrives to debrief you, he'll be more than happy to discuss the matter of your compensation with you. Bye for now." Azrael waved lazily as the connection was severed, rendering the view screen blank.

Something Djibril would have sex with? Man I need to get laid.

Aaron reached into his pocket, taking out a dollar bill. His gaze drifted towards the bathroom, almost guilty.

As soon as possible.
"Hey! Mayu here. Can't answer the phone, so leave a message and call me back as soon as you can!"

"...Mayu." A young boy walked through the streets of the PLANT. It had been only weeks since the Earth Federation had invaded ORB, wiping out his family in the crossfire between it and..."Freedom..." Shinn Asuka's voice shook, gripping the pink cell phone of his little sister. The only memento he had left of her. The sound of her voice mail recording. The only thing that kept him going. The constant reminder of what...and who...had been responsible for taking his family from him.

"Hooooh, boy. Looks like you've been put through the grinder, havntcha?"

The young boy looked up, his red eyes gazing at the red haired, clean shaven man in front of him, he stood up straight, hands in the pockets of his well-pressed suit. "...I can tell, the eyes of someone who's seen hell. Lemme ask you something, brat. Do you know what killed your folks?"

This...old man...knows? He knows something? Shinn nodded, half out of shock, and half out of the innocent, naive obedience towards his elders that was ingrained in all children.

Ali smirked. Both were things he would be able to stamp out, given enough time. And child soldiers always had a way of turning out well if they lived long enough. Just look at that Krugis brat, for example.

"Then let me ask you something else, kid. Do you know why they died?" Shinn shook his head in the negative, Ali felt his smirk stretch even wider, "It's because the people of your home country turned their backs on God and Tradition, you see." Shinn's eyes widened in shock, horror, disbelief, and betrayal. Ali suppressed a chuckle, shit was too easy sometimes, "You're..." Honestly, it didn't take much to guess. The only place ZAFT had accepted refugees from lately was well known, "From ORB, right?"

Shinn nodded his head, confirming the mercenaries suspicions, "I'll tell you what, kid. Do you want to avenge your parents?" Ali glanced to the pink cell phone gripped tightly in Shinn's hand, "And your little sister?" The kid gripped the phone even more tightly, causing it to creak. Bingo. "Follow me." Ali smirked, straightening his back out, "I'll teach you everything you need to know.

'Starting with this." He handed a book to the younger boy, a copy of the Quran.

"Hey, you!" A random ZAFT military officer ran over, waving at the pair, "You need special permission to-" The man's indignant voice vanished instantly as he caught a good look of Ali's face. "C-Colonel! I apologize! It won't happen again!"

Ali snorted, "See that it doesn't. On your way then." He made a shooing motion as the officer tripped over himself to scurry away. Shinn's eyes looked up at the older man, shining with wonder and adoration. The red haired terrorist chuckled, rubbing his hand into the child's hair, "Kid. We're gonna make a warrior of God out of you yet."

"Yes!"
A door to the Supreme PLANT council chamber opened up, as Gilbert Durandal entered the chamber, his long hair swaying back and forth effeminately. He bowed respectfully towards his apparent betters, before gesturing towards the entrance to the room, where a middle aged man stood with blue hair and a strict, hard expression.

"I'd like to present to you...Earth Federation Vice Admiral, Flit Asuno."

The council erupted in angry harrumphs, before the apparent leader, Chairman Zala, thumped a hammer onto a desk in order to settle down the cats he had given himself the job to herd.

"And what does a filthy Natural such as yourself want with us, hmm? Unevolved monkeys such as yourself should stick to earth where you belong, better suited to flinging shit at yourselves that way!"

Several harrumphs of agreement later, Flit strode into the chamber, bowing subtly towards the assembled politicians. "I've come with an offer of arranging a ceasefire with the intent of establishing a permanent peace."

A shocked silence filled the chamber. Eventually, Chairman Zala broke it with his usual straightforwardness, "And what brought this about, Natural scum?"

His expression unchanging, Flt Asuno simply stared flatly at the genocidal buffoon in front of him, the intensity caused the grief stricken bitch of a man to flinch back slightly, "A threat to the well being of humanity has emerged in space not too far from here."

"It's Aliens, Chairman Zala. Highly advanced ones, at that." A voice interrupted from the doorway.

Flit nodded in acknowledgement of the man's presence, "I brought a respected expert on the subject to help convince you." The man strode in, dressed in a clean pressed brown suit, his brown hair shooting out above his head.

"Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, Chairman Zala. I'm here to discuss what was discovered by Federation Officers only a few days ago, and how I believe that this may not be the first time that humanity has encountered either...The Radam," Tsoukalos reached into a briefcase, withdrawing a manila folder with an image of a colossal bug like thing, "Or the Cybertronians." Another folder appeared, this one with a badly cropped image of Warworld.

"Chairman Zala," Flit began, "Whatever your opinion of the Earth Federation, we have a hostile alien life form at your doorstep. Humanity must unite in the face of outside threats..."

"Together we stand, or divided we fall." The expert alien archaeologist muttered reverently.

"...And why should I listen to you?! ZAFT can handle an alien race or to on their own! I believe we're done here-"

"Chairman Zala." The blue haired man interrupted, "We can do this the easy way, or...we can do this the way that leaves me feeling very smug afterwards."

Grinning madly, Patrick Zala withdrew a disco pistol, and leveled it at the Earth Federation officer, "Sounds like a threat to me, Natural! Thanks for the tip!"

Flit's mouth twitched upward slightly, before sighing in resignation. "Oh well." An instant later, Zala was collapsed on the ground, foaming at the mouth, as a grey haired woman ran up to him affectionately, "...Ezalia Joule, was it? You'll do." He turned away from the rest of the room, the gray haired woman clinging to his arm. "I'll leave the rest to you, Doctor. Supreme Council." With a lazy wave, Flit Asuno departed the chamber for parts unknown.

At that moment, deep in space, Yzak Joule felt a chill run down his spine. This did not go unnoticed by his superior officer, who immediately rerouted his ships destination for the PLANTS themselves.
Boringverse

"...Well that happened." Azrael said, after a moment, "So what now?"

"...Che." Was Ali's only response, as the bazooka carrying drone went towards the debris of the useless corpse's mech, sweeping the inert junk up

"...Wait a moment." Aaron interjected, "I'm picking up some kind of...pseudo life-sign in the remains." The Gold Frame drifted over, picking up the remains of what appeared to be a well preserved cockpit.

"...Pseudo-life signs?" Came the question from across space

"It's not completely dead yet." A red hand snatched the object from Aaron's Astray, before tossing it onto a nearby asteroid. The red foot of the Throne Zwei went up, punting the cockpit into the depths of space.

"WHITE HURRICANE!!!"

"...Right." The Guild Tech replied, "Anyway. Looks like the squatters aren't picking up, and there's no money in giving charity by distracting whoever these interlopers are without sufficient backup." The ReGHOST altered it's orientation, heading back towards the Nava-Hoe, "We should probably go. I'll send you the data once we've evacuated the area sufficiently."

"...Che. I keep getting cockblocked..." Ali muttered, flying behind Aaron's mech and the drone.

After a moment, he spotted something, and his expression brightened, "Just a sec." The Throne Zwei flew over to a random asteroid, and rammed into it, it's arms outstretched. Red GN Particles burst from the Gundam's back, dying the darkness of space red, as the asteroid eventually gave in, and was pushed into the ongoing clusterfuck around the Ame-no-Mishara. Then Ali Al-Saachez repeated the process. Several more times. And the Guild Tech followed suit.

After a few minutes, there were a couple of dozen mountain-sized rocks hurtling into the fight between the Radam and Unicron cultists, slamming into whatever was there, as well as the satellite itself in a final act of pettiness as the Nava-Hoe continued its escape from the battlefield.
Aaron stared in blank wonder

So did Ali.

After a brief moment, the mercenary broke the silence, "...I wanted to do that."

Profound
Guy of Z said
Warworld continued firing upon the station, explosions sending debris flyingIt deployed hundreds of swarming Cultists to attack the adjacent mechs


In the viewscreens of all three mechs, an image of a blonde faggot appeared

"What is this, Gentles?" Azrael muttered in irritation, "You dont contact me unless I contact you. Thats how this whole clandestine thing works."

"It's urgent," The Enginner replies flatly, "Im routing a conference call through my ship to you, these mobile suit pilots, and..." A call waiting image appears on the screens of everyone present, "The people squatting in the Ame-no-Mishara."

"Oh, I don't know anything about that, Gentles. So I dont know what some,kind of interrogation will-"

"Thats,why its important. Some force of immense power just arrived and-"

A voice from Azrael's side interrupted the Guild Techs carefully worded rant, "Its true Azrael. Give him what he needs."

"Signals pinging against the station, waiting for them to pick up before they're wiped out."

The Gold Frames claws detach from the Sim, enabling it to renew its energy reserves

"Need to get some extra firepower for this." A blue light streaked out from the Nava-Hoe as a service mech soared towards the group, holding a bazooka.

"This is a "Gae Bolg" MS Bazooka. My ReGHOST isnt suited to it, so here you take it, Petty Officer."

Then there was nothing to do but wait, and hope the Tekkamen would pick up. Preferably without getting attacked by the interlopers as well
Some sort of Zombie said
Shit happens to the Sim because Lux really isn't that great at the whole sensing traps. Not that great for someone that's apparently psychic. The Sim, already in bad shape quickly shuts down. ''What the hell?'' She said, ruffling her fingers through her hair. She remained somewhat calm at least. No use freaking out just yet, she still had a few things she could try even with the limited uses this mecha had, it was just a matter of waiting for the right moment. So she crackled on her comms, ''Where are you taking me?'' She didn't bother telling them to let her go, that was pretty much a no go obviously.


Thinking quickly, Aaron hacked into Sim, checking his options.

A plan began coalescing. It was sheer madness. But it just might work. This mech was perfect for what he had in mind. "The reason why this space is off limits is due to it being the site of an alien infestation, Petty Officer." He paused, letting Ali take over the rest of the cover story while he got to work.

"Uhhh, yeah, that's right. Aliens." Ali Al-Saachez, gave it a moment, plotting his next few words as he let the facts sunk into the clearly useless woman, "Look. We've been patrolling this area so that word doesn't get out. It's a sensitive time, you see. We're trying to communicate, but they don't speak the language. Can't have some random schmuck coming in and causing a...international incident."

He paused, as Aaron continued his work, "But the situations just changed. It looks like these guys are under attack. So, as a show of good faith, we humans are gonna go and save our new alien buddies." He chuckled, "Guess you just got volunteered to save an Alien race, Petty Officer." Aaron's image appeared on his viewscreen, giving a a thumbs up sign as the text "relevant data sent" flashed beneath him. "No...War Buddy."
Guy of Z said
Slowly Warworld loomed ever closer to the space station"Death!" The Cultist pilot shouted at the bridge


A streak of light and strange sound effect occurred before Ali's eyes. A WARGHType Flash.

"War?! Gentles. You feel that?"

The Gold Frame decloaked behind them. "Yeah." The claws on the machines back descended, beginning to drain Luxs MS of energy/tow it back to the Nava-Hoe.

"C'mon, PO. We've got aliens to deal with."
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