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I've just written the worst post i've ever made in an Rp, and i don't know how i could have made it better.
9 yrs ago
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I've just written the worst post i've ever made in an Rp, and i don't know how i could have made it better.
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10 yrs ago
Give us the doctor.
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So, I´m going to assume Clarissa contacted "Ethan" by phone after her last post, just to move things along quicker, if nobody minds.
In a half-illuminated corner of his apartment, Matthew slowly lowered a thin slice of cheesecake into his mouth. It was a good slice of new york, so think you could drop it in the street and the tarmac would crack. It tasted of the quark cheese matthew could still smell on his fingers, an essential ingredient specially imported from wisconsin, along with the thousand or so dairy products shipped daily to supermarkets around the world. Matt breifly grinned as he imagined the sort of people who would transport this stuff, before finishing off the slice and getting up to wash his hands.
Matt walked out of his bathroom and turned left, straight into the large room full of computer hardware spinning at full peak. It smelled like an oven in there, and -Matt thought - Not one where pigs and cows came to be turned into so much mince. No, an oven that large and that hot would only be used once, before being declared a war crime. Mat sat down, and for a brief moment wondered why he was wearing gloves. He pulled them off, and pulled up a keyboard.
Matt stared at the screen through half-lidded eyes. They felt like spike-studded gelatine. But he had finally managed to write the documentation and work out a few little kinks in one of the subroutines that kept throwing exceptions. He smiled, and slouched off the uncomfortable chair and onto the nice, soft, confortable bed. It had a lovely wollen design his mom had made and sent over, and had almost been singed by city limits control guards trying to fumigate it for drugs. It absobed him like a sponge.
Matt walked out of his bathroom and turned left, straight into the large room full of computer hardware spinning at full peak. It smelled like an oven in there, and -Matt thought - Not one where pigs and cows came to be turned into so much mince. No, an oven that large and that hot would only be used once, before being declared a war crime. Mat sat down, and for a brief moment wondered why he was wearing gloves. He pulled them off, and pulled up a keyboard.
Matt stared at the screen through half-lidded eyes. They felt like spike-studded gelatine. But he had finally managed to write the documentation and work out a few little kinks in one of the subroutines that kept throwing exceptions. He smiled, and slouched off the uncomfortable chair and onto the nice, soft, confortable bed. It had a lovely wollen design his mom had made and sent over, and had almost been singed by city limits control guards trying to fumigate it for drugs. It absobed him like a sponge.
I might just write a small slice-of-life segment later on tomorrow, if nobody minds. Just a little something to shake off some of the cobwebs.
True That, merc.
Good to see I'm still not on the AWOL list yet. Still can't post because reasons, but yeah.
If anarcho (Plus free, i´m guessing) end up doing the first job, it could give Matthew a viable reason to actually do things related to the plot in some way
Ooooh!
The curse of pokemon noir!
...Sorry about not actually thinking up a character yet, still a little uncreative.
The curse of pokemon noir!
...Sorry about not actually thinking up a character yet, still a little uncreative.
Eh, it wasn't bad.
Apokalipse said
No kidding ^_^
Well, maybe a little.
Just a quick reminder to everyone that i'm still here, and in no way jealous of all of you for being able to play. Nope. Not at all.
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