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I think the picture is fixed. If it's still not working, I might have to find a new one. Also added the position!
Correction, eleven minutes and a sandwich. Either way, give me a sandwich.
Ivan slammed kidney first into a CT at an alarming speed. The speed was so great that it somehow managed to knock the gun toting enemy out! Oh, the power of the Entrance of Doom.

The Asian groaned and jumped up. "I'm so sorry!" he quickly apologized to the fallen CT. "PLEASE don't sue me!"

He hurried away, rushing towards the first thing he saw:

The Ford.

"Got room?"
GIMME AN HOUR AND SANDWICH!
Welp, I'm finished with my CS!

Name/Nickname: Orthrus 'Rus' Kelson
Age: 25
Sex: Male
Hetero/Homo/Bi: Hetero
Faction: Scientia
Position: Researcher
Appearance:
Personality: Rus is a very relaxed and patient person. He's primarily quiet and soft-spoken, choosing rather to keep quiet during an argument rather than jump right in. He prefers being 'neutral ground' during fights and only chooses a side if he has to or strongly believes in it. He's protective of those younger than him and enjoys a smoke whenever he can.
Name/Nickname: Victoria Redder
Age: 19
Sex: Female
Hetero/Homo/Bi: Hetero
Faction: GrinĂ¯ Defence Force
Position: Sniper
Appearance:
Personality: Outgoing and bold, Amanda very much enjoys fighting as well as flirting. She's very optimistic and hates being alone. When things get serious, though, she'll get focused. She's as stubborn as a mule and curious as a cat, sometimes get into things she shouldn't.
You had me at zombies. Are you still accepting?
Frizan said
How do we already have almost five pages of OOC.WTF is this sorcery.


I call hax. o_o
"Yes sir--I mean ma'am- I mean person! I mean scary! I mean gun!" Ivan scrambled away, the bullet barely grazing his toe.

Ivan jumped up, eyes focused on the portal. Okay, so he said he wasn't doing the whole Mega Awesome High speed Cartwheel Double Flip Epic Entrance of Doom. But that orange portal...It looked so tempting! So delicious to do that trick. He bounced from foot to foot. Yeah! He could do this! The last attempt was just due to bad footing. Now, though, he was confident. He could do this!he could do this! He!could! DO! THIS! Faster than a snail on steroids, Ivan sprinted towards the portal and dove inside.

"I CAN DO THIS! Wait...OH SH-"

CRASH
He could talk to them. Or maybe he could stay quiet. Or talk. Or quiet. Or qalk. Or tuiet. Or talk.

As Ivan mentally argued with himself regarding his socialising skills--or at least lack of the--he took a long and creepy hard look at everyone around him. A ticked off looking girl who gave Ivan a sliver of fear from looking at ("Another note to self: avoid girl or risk getting punched"), an anthropomorphic manta ray that seemed to be the subject of fans, a master of fruit salads, a tiger, a boy screaming about a lawyer--

Wait.

...HOLY FUMBLEDORE, A TIGER.

Ivan was torn between running from the beast, laughing his arse off at the feline attacking someone in the room, or making a terrible cat pun. He chose all three.

"You have gotta be kitten me!" he yelped, jumping and clutching onto the nearest person Scooby-Doo style. He let out a nervous laugh as he saw who he was clutching to:

The girl.

"...Hi. Eheheh...pleasedon'thurtme."
Ivan tumbled, literally, through the portal. What was once an attempt on doing a Mega Awesome High speed Cartwheel Double Flip Epic Entrance of Doom became a tangle of limbs as the lanky boy pinballed through the room. You could almost hear the dong ding ding pinball noise as he ricocheted off the tables and walls. Zipping throughout the room, Ivan gradually (and by gradually I mean roughly) landed (okay, crashed) into the Gray Chair Man. "Well, that was a nice trip. Note to self: do not jump through portals head first," he groaned while wincing and rubbing his head. "It will never be as cool as imagined."

Ivan glanced around the room, taking in all the...odd...characters. He coughed awkwardly and scooted a few steps away. "Huh...people...that's new..." He rose from the ground, giving a small wave. "Hi. I'm hungry, tired, and confused. But you can just call me Ivan."
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