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BARTLEBY STERLING:

OUTSIDE OF MAPLESTEAD
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"Meoowww!"

That's all that could be heard, the sound of a desperate meow across a wasteland of bodies both human and demon. Proceeding on his way through the end fires of the recent battles which has occurred, Bartleby grimaced and gagged as he looked around himself, the bloody corpses, the disgusting predicament, so many lives lost... Though that wasn't what he grimaced at. The sound of a high pitched... wet noise echoed behind him, the sly noble in retaliation suddenly cupped a hand over his mouth and nose, cocking his head slowly to the side, to view what could only be described as an oval fat furry boulder attached to his back like a backpack of made of gelatinous lard. With a look of terror, the man let out a whiny, tired voice at the figure.

"You didn't...!" exclaimed Bartleby, a look of horror and fear filled his eyes like looking into the face of a wide awake nightmare, his cupped hand quivering in fear as his eyes met the greedy blackness of his companion of blubber, a cat, as wide as his back and more fat than a cow in killing season, it let out a single sound, which caused the thin male to whimper and dry heave...

"Meow...!"

Letting out a muffled cry, the noble screamed into his cupped hand, which barely made a sound, shaking his head with a look of both tragedy and hatred, he suddenly uncupped his mouth and yelled, his voice cracking at the volume.

"WHY?! WHY CHOOSE NOW TO... FLATULATE?! WHY NOT JUST JUMP OFF MY BACK AND DO THAT AND NOT FORCE ME TO INHA-HURCK!"

Cupping his hands over his mouth and nose again, he crashed to his knees and felt the warm putrid taste of vomit climb up his throat like a torrent, but before it could fire from his mouth, he held his throat tightly with his free hand and practically choked himself to hold back the vomit induced by the scent of his disgusting cats... inhuman mannerisms. Swallowing the vomit back down, Bartleby instantaneously jumped back onto his feet, which caused his cat to meow with surprise and fall off, lucky for it, the blubber of fat cushions the fall, causing the roly-poly feline to bounce several times before conveniently landing on its thick paws, not even bothered by the sudden event, it carried on as if nothing had happened, proceeding to waddle practically behind the thief.

"I hate you." He whined regretfully. "With the burning of a thousand suns screaming in unison wanting to tear your flabby little fat cheeks off and sell them to a black market HATE!"

"Meow!" Retorted the obese lardaceous rock, unamused.

"Oh no, I hate you! You are the bane of my existence, you are the Bandit to my picnic, YOU ARE THE SYPHILIS OF MY PLANS!"

With a eccentric twirl, Bartleby swirled around and pointed at the fat cat with his finger, like a hero would point at a villain in a storybook, his finger shook with righteousness, his eyes burned with the flames of courage and his heart sung with pride as he unleashed his next few words.

"AND THUS... I AM PUTTING YOU... SHIN... FINALLY ON A DIET!"

(Yes!) He thought to himself. ("That will teach this fatass not to mess with me!")

Content and with a smug arrogant shit eating grin, Bartleby turned away and walked to maplestead, but the sound of the cat did not follow. His smug grin transformed into a quivering look of agony, and slowly but surely he turned... to view the cat had not moved a single inch since he spoke his last words. His shoulders sagged, his expression soured and his voice returned to a much more whiny tone.

"No... Nooo No no no no! No, you bastard...! You smelly fat unwashable bastard no...!"

"Meow..."

"NO! no no no no no! You obey me! I am your master! I am your king! I am your conduit, I am your BRIDGE!"

Yelling this, Bartleby stomped over dramatically and bent down to stare face to face with his walking pile of catfat, making sure their eyes locked, Bartleby continued his speech.

"And you know you would not be able to survive in this world without me, you fat, ugly, disgusting little shi-"

Interrupted by the sound of a vile wet and vomit like sound, Bartleby felt the feeling of a wet, vomit like scent hit his nose and face, as a ball of hair instinctfully shot out of the cars mouth like a bullet and planted firmly against his face with pinpoint accuracy, once again, Bartleby could not move at what just happened, His cat just spat a hairball into his face! His mouth agape, his eyes quivering, and a single word escaped him, voice cracking and high pitched, too shocked from the event.

"Whyeeee....!?"

"Meow" Once again retorted his cat, as it launched onto his back once more without question, and without even saying anything back, Bartleby just stood up, and walked, mouth still wide open, locked in a horrified expression, as if a basilisk had frozen him solid... This was going to be a blast...

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INSIDE MAPLESTEAD

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"Hear ye, hear ye. The palace has just received notification from our fair neighbour, Brindle, that the infestation of demons and monsters is affecting their town as well. The city officials have sent request for assistance, and we are sending our Heroes. Anyone else who wishes to join in our fair city's crusade against the evil that has fallen upon us may sign up at the palace entrance. The Heroes, both present and future, will leave at high noon tomorrow."

"Oh wonderful! Now we get to sign up and become full fledged heroes! You know what that means Shin?"

"Meow"

"That's right! Sit on our ass and let everyone lese do the work, and while everyones busy, we horde whatever we can find! Clothes, weapons-"

"Meow"

"E- no, you can't find food on corpses shin... Atleast not edible food! What we need for food is money! We find coin on the corpses of our foes! Allowing me to purchase food... Because food is very important!"

"Meow...!"

"FOR ME, NOT FOR YOU!"

Bartleby looked around him and laughed awkwardly as its residence stared at him as if he were insane yelling at the fat cat which rested on his back like a cross...

"Heheh..." -cough- "So... Be a good fatass and do what you do b- do what you always do, sit around, act cute and steal some nice rich shit from some gullible ponce, m'kay? M'kay!"

Bartleby and his cat approached the palace registration desk and quickly signed up, and afterwards it appeared they would have to go to the Tavern of heroes to get a briefing on the mission. With a nod of understanding, Bartleby proceeded on his way to the tavern and opened the doors, suddenly swinging the doors open, he stood in the doorway and posed like a nobleman would, making himself look rather rich and elegant.

"Goodevening my gentlemen... My name is Bartholomew Sterling! Your newest and most strongest team member yet... I don't know what you've been told, but I assure you, the man you see before you is a man who could end you in a moments notice! I am a shadow which dances through the... shadows. I am a knife that slips through the... kitchen? U- Uhm... AND I AM THE WARRIOR, WHO SHALL GUIDE YOU ALL T-"

*Poot...*

Bartleby would suddenly raise his hands up and throw them down in a hissy fit of hilarious frustration, before yelling out his next words at his cat in a rather silly and comedic fashion.

"FUCKING DAMMIT SHIN! STOP RUINING MY ZEN YOU LITTLE-"

-Like dejavu, the sound of a wet hairball smacked into the side of his face, as the whole bar was greeted to the sight of a morbidly obese cat literally spitting a hairball into its masters cheek, with a deathly silence filling the air, and what he would only expect to be laughter. And all he could retort with was one sentence... so low only his cat and vance could hear.

"I hate you shin... So... Much..."
I should really make a post... -cough-

I did bartlebys, I'l do Malaki's later when i'm not so tired.
Looking at the length of jerkchicken's posts like:


Puts up a interest check

Doesn't have a single clue about the story, main characters or any sort of world whatsoever and wants others to GM it for him/her

Is it honestly necessary to add a detail like that? It says nothing about it in the OP... That and I can hardly see it being relevant plotwise, @Dragonite777...! I don't exactly feel a need to add something so irrelevant, and my applications as described by you seem spot on to the OP specifications. Would it be so wrong to accept me despite not having something so minuscule as a place or origin? Especially since it's not in the OP?

Edit: There you go, I've added the incredibly unnecessary hometown and description just as you asked. Is this satisfactory to your standards now that I've added something about as useful as a pair of reading glasses for the blind? In any case, they're added, I suppose that means i'm fit to put these into the characters tab now, I suppose?
Copy that! I have the thief worked on, just need to do my knight.

Y'might as well review the thief while I work on my knight.



EDIT: GOT MY KNIGHT SET UP!



@dragonite777
Hey, is this rp still accepting? I was thinking of making a knight and a thief possibly!
Date: August 21st Friday.
Year: 2015
Time: 16:30 pm

Like any other day in the spiraling busy city of Tokyo, the streets bustled with activity has hundreds of thousands navigated and headed toward their next destination. The echo of a thousand footsteps rattled throughout the clustered streets, combined with the electronic clatter of mobile phone ringtones, electronic billboard advertisements and pachinko parlor arcade machines. Like any other day in Tokyo, today was going to be a sleepless day.

The boiling sun laid high upon the sky as it always did, its painfully hot rays of light attacking the shadeless citizens without conscious, as typical of a summers day. Amidst the collection of people, one individual moved along them, A 6 foot tall male with almost white pale skin, and black braided dreadlocks reaching half way down his back, supporting two black lip piercings on each side of his bottom lip and three silver stubs on his nose on either side, he also possessed a tattoo on his right cheek of a black kiss mark with the shape of a butterfly on top of it. His dark hazel eyes glanced gently around him, eyeing the different type of person that hurriedly pushed by, supporting white lipstick on his mouth and wearing odd black fishnets for his shirt, a black bowtie and a black Japanese school jacket tied around his waist, supporting black Japanese school boy pants, and heavy black high rock punk boots. Two visible tattoos laid upon his hands, saying the English words of "Kiss" And "Love"

The 19 year old winced as he gazed upwards, groaning as the warm heat assaulted his skin, he retreated into the shade, specially through the automatic doors of a convenience store, a line of sweat drenched his face. The young adult panted while he slowly wiped the liquids from himself, sighing at the same time.

"Never has a convenience store been more... convenient...! The heats been like this all morning, hope nobodies passed out from it... It's completely bizarre..."

The Gothic looking male's mind continued to ponder until an unfamiliar voice echoed behind him, startled, he immediately turned around, only to see the employee of the convenience store glaring at him.

"Are you going to buy anything or are you just going to stand there, scaring off the other customers?" the employee berated, causing the Gothic looking man to stutter slightly.

"M- my mistake, sir! Give me a moment!" Gibson spoke back, as he hurriedly rushed to the nearest ramune section, a icey box remained just at the side of the store, closed over, which Gibson immediately opened up and obtained two bottles of watermelon flavored ramune from. Gibson immediately closed the lid and walked to the counter, setting down 300 yen for the drinks, he grumbled at the slight overpricing of them and walked away, guzzling down one of the drinks in his right hand without restraint, soothing the summer heat from his system.

"Phew... that's a relief..."
I dont want to have you all wait so long, so I posted a small little beginning, which you guys can start roleplaying in while im away for a few days.

All our characters will pretty much be around the same busy street (no name, but, you get what I mean) so socialize or rp a little before the big bad shit goes down when i can get it done.
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