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3 yrs ago
Current AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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4 yrs ago
Dude, it's called method acting. If Daniel Day Lewis can do it, so can you. Idiot
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5 yrs ago
"I HAVE NO BAN AND I MUST CRINGE." Rest in peace to the last of the good men in this world. I will shed a thousand tears and pour a hundred 40s of Olde English.
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Armenia - Precipice of War 2017



France - New Earth Oracle



Korea - Our World in Turmoil



Mexico - Precipice of War 2020



New York City - Fallout: War Never Changes III



Persia - The Ghost of Napoleon

Most Recent Posts

Why the fuck didn't you assholes link me the thread? Now I'm fashionably late.
Oh shit, Veo's back.
Democratic Iran comes soon. It's probably more realistic than the Shahist stuff I had earlier.

Also, I'm probably going to end up fighting ISIL if it's still a thing.
ArcanicNeon said
Alright I just want to give a little bit of information to y'allATTENTION:FROM THE 18th-20th OF JULY i will be attending a convention all weekend (Australian Adelaide Time)So i might miss a lot, I just want to let all of you know that.


I went to a convention once. It wasn't very fun.
The Whacko said
Sweet. Might even take us through Point Lookout....<Evil laugh>


I disliked that DLC the most.

2spooky4me
Green sounds good.
AtomicItalian said
Slenderman--Despite having the best rack of all the submitted characters, I'm gonna say no.


But boobs.

Just wait until Fox goes through an eating phase and gets fat. His man boobs will be the best.
Dinh AaronMk said
Suddenly across the country The Fox's enclave senses tingle.


And then Fox bites out his throat.

I found the relevant post, by the way. Enjoy as you wish.

"Goodie! Maybe I won't kill you."

"What?"

Fox sprung off of the floor and into Miguel before he could react. Within seconds, Fox had thrust his face towards Miguel's neck and had bared his teeth. With no hesitation, the Lieutenant bit down on the taut, tense skin. His teeth pierced through the muscle with a visceral popping noise, slicing through skin and tissue while powered by the sheer brute strength of his jaws. Miguel was now trapped underneath Fox's armored self, writhing and squirming and screaming a gurgling shriek. Fox bit down further, until he felt his teeth break through even more layers of tissue to the pulsing jugular vein. Blood filled his mouth and he gagged while a Miguel's screams were reduced to a frothy gurgle. Fox severed the jugular with his mouth, quickly and violently. When he stood to admire his handiwork, Miguel's mouth and neck were covered in bubbly blood.

"What the fuck!" Miguel wheezed weakly. He raised his hand to try and grab onto Fox's pants, but the Lieutenant smacked it away with his wrist bracer. Then he brought his armored foot down to smash Miguel's forearm into tiny pieces. The bone crunched as it gave way, and Miguel gurgled in pain again. His mouth was filling with blood.

"Sorry, man. You picked the wrong traitor to fuck with."

Fox then proceeded to collect his things and leave. Miguel bled to death an hour later, staring at the ceiling in the vain hope that someone would find him. Nobody ever did.
AtomicItalian said
Also, I believe other than the Imagination and Jonathan (who has already discussed his appearance with me) we have all the party members.


Except for Aaron and I, but we arrive fashionably late in extreme style.
Terminal said
Yeah, well, that's because everybody with even half a parasitic lobe parasite infesting their skull knows that he's actually a Glamour Morlock.


9/11 was a hoax. It never actually happened.
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