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3 yrs ago
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4 yrs ago
Dude, it's called method acting. If Daniel Day Lewis can do it, so can you. Idiot
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5 yrs ago
"I HAVE NO BAN AND I MUST CRINGE." Rest in peace to the last of the good men in this world. I will shed a thousand tears and pour a hundred 40s of Olde English.
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Bio

Armenia - Precipice of War 2017



France - New Earth Oracle



Korea - Our World in Turmoil



Mexico - Precipice of War 2020



New York City - Fallout: War Never Changes III



Persia - The Ghost of Napoleon

Most Recent Posts

In Cara's Originally Titled OoC Hangout Thread ♥ (Still) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
FreyaRoseJane said My latest kick has been Charmed. Anyone seen it? It's pretty great if you like ultimate girl power and some really awesome scenes. If you do watch it, don't judge it by the first three seasons. Season 4 and on is when it gets amazing.


I was watching Restrepo last weekend. It was engrossing.
In Cara's Originally Titled OoC Hangout Thread ♥ (Still) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
My hobbies include other things, of course. Like riding my bicycle.
In Cara's Originally Titled OoC Hangout Thread ♥ (Still) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Yeah, I spend my spare time doing decidedly uncool things like...

Well, I don't do cool things. I just fap and watch TV. Sometimes simultaneously, sometimes not.
In Cara's Originally Titled OoC Hangout Thread ♥ (Still) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
FreyaRoseJane said
Sorry...*hides in corner with .45 handgun ready if needs be used*


Just kidding. I'm so skinny the other cadets called me Ezekiel.
In Cara's Originally Titled OoC Hangout Thread ♥ (Still) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
FreyaRoseJane said Alas...this is the curse of being female. That is my size too. Cumbersome things... *looks at chest and sighs sadly*G'day everyone!


Who says I'm a female? God, you people are so fucking insensitive!

REAL MEN HAVE CURVES, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
In Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat → 12 yrs ago Forum: Nation Roleplay
Meanwhile, the Armenian mafia:

In Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat → 12 yrs ago Forum: Nation Roleplay
Ethiopia makes jets, too, but it's a playing card stuck in their one biplane's propeller.
In Cara's Originally Titled OoC Hangout Thread ♥ (Still) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
FreyaRoseJane said
Haha! That's a great picture.Don't worry, Cara, that's why the coconut bra wasn't comfy. I've got pretty big ones too. Might need to cut a turtle shell in half. An ancient turtle shell.Ooohhh, speaking of which...ever heard this one?Haha...get it? "C-shell"?


I need DD cups for myself. Otherwise mine jiggle when I run.
In Cara's Originally Titled OoC Hangout Thread ♥ (Still) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Step 1: Recreate the Roman Empire.

Step 2: Buy EUIV converter.

Step 3: Colonize America.

Step 4: ???

Step 5: Latin speaking USA.
In Cara's Originally Titled OoC Hangout Thread ♥ (Still) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
FreyaRoseJane said
Is it really THAT smoggy there?


That's a legit picture. 100%.
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