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    1. TheGolem 12 yrs ago

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11 yrs ago
Current Steam ID: trash-tier waifu

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If you've come across this, then chances are you have noticed my sudden spike in activity after 11 months of absence.


You're too slow!

Hey, how's it going everyone? I'm TheGolem, but you can call me Chris. I've been roleplaying since I was 16 back on sites like Roleplayer.me (TRIES TO FORGET INTENSLY) and I am now currently 20 years of age, attending college. I run an interest check on here that isn't as popular as I wish it was, and I also play games in my free time. I have a Steam, a League of Legends account, a Smite account and I play a lot of osu!. Message me if you're up for a few games!

STEAM: trash-tier waifu
LoL: C1225
SMITE: mustesc1225
osu!: C1225

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As the shitty title suggests, these are FxF (and MxF) plots, and some will come to be NSFW, yet all will be romantic in some way. I shall italicize the raunchy topics for your leisure. Bolder prompts are NSFW, no bones about it. There will be no fade to black. It WILL get kinky.

I am mainly looking for a casual (1-2 paragraph, 5+ sentences) roleplay, possibly a bit slow due to injuries
Asterisks stand for the character I WISH to play as, but the client may choose who they wish to be. Underlined prompts are the ones I'm 100% looking to do.

FxF PAIRINGS (basic overused stuff and fandoms too!)

Princess X Servant
Sister X Sister
Human Female X Neko Female*
(Homestuck) Troll Female* X Human Female
(Pokemon) Female Trainer OC X Female Trainer OC (possibly NSFW, ask if you wish to make it so)
(Pokemon) Female Trainer OC* X Female PKMN Gijinka
(SAO) Female OC X Female OC
(Kill La Kill) Kiryuin Satsuki* X Matoi Ryuko (possibly NSFW, ask if you wish to make it so)
Female EDM Producer* X Fan
Mistress X Slave
Female (dominant, looking for someone willing to play a futanari for this one) OC X Femal Harem (multiple, young, willing sexual partners)*
[Skullgirls] Cerebella* X Feng
[Skullgirls] Cerebella* X Skullgirls OC/Skullgirls Character (any female Skullgirls character)
Female Prostitute X Futanari/Shemale Customer (basically mindless smut uwu)
(Mass Effect) Asari OC X OC
(Mass Effect) Female Quarian OC X Asari OC

(Mass Effect) Femshep X Liara
(Mass Effect) Femshep X Tali'zorah
(Mass Effect) Liara X Tali'zorah
(Mass Effect) Femshep X Mass Effect character (OC or canon)
(League of Legends) *Elise X Canon Female (ovi kink warning)
(League of Legends) *Futanari Jinx X Canon Female (expect some fucked up kinks)
(SMITE) *Futa!Bellona X Female God
(SMITE) Aphrodite X Futa!Female God
(SMITE) Arachne X Female God (ovi kink warning)
Female Dom X Futanari Sub (no CBT allowed)
Futanari Rapist X Female Victim (NONCON ONEOFF, don't expect a real ROLEPLAY out of this one. More of a one shot if you want to practice noncon/extreme stuff. However, this can go long-term (probably with corruption/bimboification kink).)


more to be added to FxF soon!

MxF PAIRINGS (MORE basic overused stuff and fandoms too!)

Roommate X Roommate (possibly NSFW, ask if you wish to make it so)
Male Human X Female Neko
Female Human X Male Neko
(SAO) Male OC Player x Female OC Player (possibly NSFW, ask if you wish to make it so)
(Homestuck) Male Human OC X Female Troll OC (possibly NSFW, ask if you wish to make it so)
(Pokemon) Male Trainer OC X Female Trainer OC (possibly NSFW, ask if you wish to make it so)
Brother X Sister
Mother X Son
Prince X Female Servant (possibly NSFW, ask if you wish to make it so)
Princess X Male Servant (possibly NSFW, ask if you wish to make it so)
Nephew X Aunt
Male OC* X Prostitute Ring/Adult Harem

more will be added to the MxF pairings!

IMPORTANT: I have a lot of unorthodox and downright weird kinks that I wish to be implemented into some of my roleplays. Please come ready to shoot down any kinks/come in with a list of hard nos.

UNORTHODOX ROLEPLAYS (ALL NSFW, NOT FOR FEINT OF HEART)

Female OC X Unusual Species (mutated canines, aliens, etc. randomized for a unique experience!)

Female OC X Pack of Unusual Species/Animals (same as above)

So that's about it! PM me or post if you are interested!
"That's good to hear, Doctor." He said, behind his mask, shaking the strangely shaped man's hand. "I would also like to ask if you know the whereabouts of the Metro. I haven't seen any subway entrances and I fear I'm about out of filters, so if I may ask, is this air breathable?"
In Heyo! 12 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
Seems as if I'm a bit late to this party...

Anyway, welcome to The Guild, Emily! Your interests concerning roleplaying are very interesting, I'd really enjoy roleplaying with you in the future, be it a 1x1 roleplay or a group roleplay.

Again, welcome to The Guild, and I hope you enjoy your time here!
If you are still looking for partners, I am very interested in doing the Neko x Human roleplay!
Artyom raised his pistol slightly, listening to the strange man inside of the floating ship. "So, you say that if I help terminate these people I have never met, you will give me three items of great power? If I may ask, what might these items do, or, more importantly, how many Military Grade Rounds are they worth?" Artyom asked as he thought about accepting the offer. This man seemed to know what he was talking about. Artyom also happened to be looking for work, and this job seemed to be right up his alley. "Hell, I'm in. In fact, for that sort of pay, I'll help you with your whole plot of destruction and whatever else you plan on doing." He lowered his weapon and extended his hand. "Partners?"
Artyom woke up in an unknown area, seemingly above the Metro, in a field on the surface. Upon realizing this, he groped for the gas mask attached to his belt, fumbling for filters with his other hand. He quickly began to adjust said mask over his head and locked said filter onto the mask's filtration system. "Where... am I?" He muttered, his thick accent piercing through the seemingly empty area's thick air. He checked his pockets, belt, and back for ammo, currency, or weapons. In his pockets were 200 Military Grade Bullets, or Metro currency, and a revolver. On his belt were 2 throwing knives and an incendiary grenade. On his back, a double-barreled shotgun and a sub-machine gun, supressor attached to the shotgun and scope attached to the sub-machine gun. He cautiously began to survey the landscape. There seemed to be no entrances to the Metro. How did he get here? Was he the only one or were there others? Only time will tell for him. He begins to walk, searching for any form of intelligent life, revolver in hand.
I hope I'm not too late ^-^

Owner: TheGolem
Appearance:
Name: Artyom/Savior of the Metro
Age: 24 Years Old
From: Metro: 2033, Metro: Last Light, and Metro: Gospel
Powers: Artyom has a special form of connection with the "Dark Ones", super-intelligent beings with amazing power. Aside from that, Artyom has an arsenal of many weapons yet only carries three at a time, along with an assortment of thrown weapons, such as knives. grenades, and incendiary explosives. He always carries a gas mask and many filters.
Weaknesses: His connection with the "Dark Ones" is never 100% positive, as he harmed many of them before the end of life on the Earth's surface. Artyom has few friends and many enemies, despite his understanding and helpful nature. Artyom always braves the unknown, which almost always gets him into rather large amounts of trouble with said enemies.

EDIT: Thank you for accepting the character! I'll begin working on my post now!
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