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Oh... so he does >.> well then, that makes things a whole lot simpler

*goes back to watching Epic Rap Battles of History*
I'm having trouble keeping track of who the hell is who because there's no list of characters and every time I try to figure out who the hell is who I have to go hunting through the OOC to find their app...
Ellie couldn't help curiously watching the big purple... thing... the Nie-kin.... What the hell was a Nie-Kin? Was it an affliction around here like the Trog was in the Pitt? The Trogs still seemed mostly human though... This thing was MASSIVE... Although it seemed slightly unstable, seeing to baby a single cap as if it were the most important thing in the world. The only thing she could truly figure out about it... Was that she should do her damndest NOT to piss it off, and that having it as a friend would be a very, very good idea.

As she studied the Nie-Kin, she caught snippets of the conversation around her... Piss pants giving his name that she would never remember, and "Piss pants" would be so much easier to remember... That same guy further insulting the Nie-kin, showing her that he wasn't the sharpest scalpel, and if there was ever any precision work he needed to be far, FAR away... But he MIGHT make a good meat shield... So maybe she could tolerate the smell of piss to let him fulfill that purpose... But the way he was going on about the Nie-kin she decides to stay away from him for now.

Then the guy who sounded like he was chompin on jet ingredients started his barely intelligible talk... Stealthboys being pretty much the only thing she cared about from it... Something about the Nie-kin going insane from the use of them... So the Nie-kin were sneaks? Even more reason to stay on his good side... And that view was reinforced as the Nie-kin starts raging and storms over to Piss pants, tearing a teddy bear from his arms before stomping over towards her.

She, was nowhere near proud enough to even try to deny the jolt of fear that shot through her as she watched the massive creature stomping over to her, teeth bared... She didn't realize that the snarl was their default expression yet... It took every bit of her self control not to start firing. She doubted her rifle would succeed in doing anything more than pissing it off further.

So she just stands there, statue still, fighting the urge to run as it looms over her, keeping her rifle lowered so as not to aggravate it even further... And when it stopped she finally released the breath she hadn't even realized she was holding in, and her eyes drifted to the teddy bear.

It's.... it's.... giving me a teddy bear? this massive monster is giving me a teddy bear?

She couldn't wrap her mind around the absurdity of the situation she found herself in... And she cracked a little as she reached out to take the teddy bear, her other hand slinging the rifle up on her shoulder as she laughs audibly, nearly hysteric.

"A teddy bear?" She laughs as she grabs it, "Thank you big guy, I know weapons aren't toys" She says, nodding as the laughter starts to fade, "Sorry, just didn't know what to expect up here... For all we knew this Mr. House person thought we were asking too many questions and planned to put a bullet in our skulls. Can't be too careful." she says as she tucks it under her arm and holds out a hand, doing her damndest to be as polite as humanly possible with the mutant. "The name's Ellie big..." she pauses, looking it over.... Did it even have a gender? Well... it looked masculine so might as well take a shot and hope it doesn't decide to tear her arm off, "...guy... What's yours?"
TheEvanCat said
I don't think I've bought a single skin or texture pack. I have it on PC as well.


Neither have I but I still hate the fact that you have to use the skins THEY provide instead of your own, and then all the idiots I try to play with INSIST I use one of those stupid texture packs -.-
I vote whichever line takes us through the Pitt and New York (the fastest), seeing as I've written/helped write a shitload of fluff for those two places
Terminal said
Sabin is never going to live this down, is he?


Ellie will always refer to him as Piss pants

If scrap were to do something, Ellie's curiosity might get the better of her >.> *To be read as: "I wanna post... Scrap should post so I can approach him for the hell of it"*
I'm trying to post but I just can't get back in character >.< The last week and a half my old man has been harrassing me non stop and I can't focus on a fucking thing..
TheEvanCat said
On the Xbox, because that's where everyone else lives


Xbox minecraft sucks... I HATE how I actually have to PAY to change my skin.. it's not enough that i had to pay... I forget how much... $20? something around there... for a game I bought on the PC a couple years ago for $5...
"Fella in de glasses decided t'rownin' g'nades'd be fuckin' hilarious. Den our Nigh'kin friend got up here...s'prised the po' kid. Jus' how many folk'd Tenpenny hire fo' dis job, eh?"

What the fuck is it with this place? Can ANYBODY fucking speak without sounding like they're Jet cookers with a mouthful of ingredients? It took a moment for Ellie to be able to understand what the fuck that guy had said... something about throwing grenades... a "Nie-kin..." whatever the fuck that was.... And some fuck named Tenpenny...

"Hey! What the hell're you talking 'bout? Must be the mutant that's showin' off that smell, but it sure as hell ain't me!" Yelled the guy that was apparently the accused as to the piss smell.

"Can it piss pants, do you really wanna piss off that.." she glances over at the purple creature again, still more than a bit nervous about it, "... thing... It looks like it'd tear your arms off and beat you to death with them. SHe said before turning back to the guy who sounded like he was chewing on brahmin shit.

"Who the hell is Tenpenny? We were grabbed by one of those ugly-ass bots and sent up here for some big wig named 'House'." She says, scanning the room, the butt of her rifle still on her shoulder, but the barrel aimed at the ground as she looks over the man who had addressed her. "Which one of you is that?"
“God damn, we’re heading up there?” Ellie grunts, craning her neck to look up at the massive tower right on the other side of the wall, “How the fuck did a place like that manage to stay standing after the Great War? You’d think a place with as many people as this place was supposed to have would have been a prime target…” she continues, pretty much talking to herself as her and her companion tailed after the big ass robot.

"Whats wrong? Scared of heights?" Rebecca quipped.

“Heights? Fuck no, I grew up in a building taller than that and in nowhere near as good of shape… I’m just surprised it’s so… Intact… y’know? Working lights… And hell, even the shape of that fucking thing makes it look like you just throw a rock at the middle and the top’s gonna tumble.”

"Like a gift from the heavens.. Wish some of the buildings back home looked like this." Rebecca continued.

Ellie glances over her and releases a barking laugh, “You should come visit MY home sometime, now THAT’S impressive. Something build by the people of TODAY, not some fucking light display some bastard scavenged from the old world and claimed his own.

“Tthere’s the Lucky 38! Home of good ‘ol Mr. House himself! He heard that y’all was askin’ about them mag rails, and thought ya’d be interested in a little business proposition.” The robot replied in the annoying accent.
“Yea, we are interested.. Thanks for bringing us here.” Rebecca said before Ellie could even react and looks over at her “So.. ready to see what Mr. Money bags has to offer us? ”

“What the fuck kind of job could someone that swanky have for us?” She asks as they pass through the gate, glancing around nervously at the giant robots flanking the street. “For all we know this could be some plot to fuck with our heads before putting some lead in them.”

“Ellie” Rebecca interrupted. “I promise that you won’t catch a bullet in your head from this guy. If anything IM going to be the one to put a bullet in you... then I can 'carefully' remove it”
“Sorry partner, I can’t go talkin’ about that out here, yer gonna have to take that up with Mr. House and his acquaintances yerself. Ya don’ gotta worry about getting lead in yer noggin though… Although that may be a good idea… seein’ as that last partner that came in here after gettin’ some lead pulled out actually did alotta good.” The robot replied, chuckling, as they approached the flashing stairs leading up to the doors at the base of the tower

Ellie glares over at Rebecca as they step up to the doors, “If they start shooting, you get to play meatshield.” She grumbles, “Don’t worry, I’ll put you back together.” She says with a sarcastic smile before the robot cut in.

“I’m sorry partners, but if you wouldn’t mind continuin’ yer conversation in the elevator, could’ja head on inside? The party is getting’ ready to start any time now. Mr. House is waitin’ for ya” it said, gesturing towards the door

"Like I havn't taken enough bullets already" Rebecca said before heading inside and calling the elevator down "A party huh... I dont like this at all.." She said as the doors open and steps in "Come on butter cup.. Lets go."

With a sigh, Ellie stepped in behind her and waited for the doors to close before slipping her rifle off of her shoulder “I don’t like this… how the fuck did that Mr. House guy find out about us?” she grumbles as she presses the butt of it against her shoulder. You could never be too cautious… She’d learned that through plenty of experience… “And why does nobody know anything about this fucker? No matter who I asked, nobody’s seen his face… I guess he never leaves this tower… For all they know he’s just some brain in a jar…”

“I dont know.. The whole thing feels wrong. Police robots, that.. cowboy robot. Never leaves this tower.. Whole thing is screaming no to me..” Rebecca replied as the elevator finally came to a stop

“Well, if they’re planning something, we’ll be ready…” She grumbles as she lifts the gun and aims it at the door.

As the doors slowly slide open… She was expecting some kind of super robot army waiting to unload on them… Not some a bunch of wannabe cowboys, a guy who looks like he had never seen anything technological in his life, -insert the descriptions of the characters who have no appearance posted- And…

“What… the fuck is that?” she hisses ot Rebecca as she watches the giant purple… THING go down the stairs into the main room… The Pitt had never had a super mutant problem like the west or D.C. had… “It looks like a fucking trog stuffed with buffout..” she mutters as she steps out, doing a sweep of the room with her rifle. She had no idea what the fuck was going on… Some were drinking… some were fighting… and the one thing that really stood out to her... was how the room reeked of piss...
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