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Just a random guy, doing random things. Main RP: Hell's Coffee Lounge Current RPs change often enough that it's too much effort keeping a list of them updated.

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((Just finished the campaign as Tau. Awesome.))
Having dealt with most of Gorgutz's personal squad, Ores'Ka prepared to track down and eliminate the rest of the orks. Unlike most commanders, he was quite capable of wiping out the enemy alone using his stealth field. The Dark Crusade had also given the chance to study Eldar technologies to great detail, allowing the creation of the Portal Matrix. With the ability to instantly switch between a vast array of weapons and other wargear, Ores'Ka could customize his battlesuit in the midst of battle to suit the need of the moment, vastly increasing his combat capability.

However, Ores'Ka wasn't the only Tau weapon that had been sent to the planet. The entire Tau research facility based on Kronos had been hit by a warp storm. Somehow, the vile energies of the Warp had thrown them into what seemed to be an unknown sector of space, where Ores'Ka had found the barbarian Orcs. He had no idea how Gorgutz had ended up here, but he had no doubt that the Orc Warlord posed a threat to everything on the planet, esspecially if there were large numbers of local orcs to be roused into a Waaagh.
In a completely different area, several Earth Caste scientists were working together with a group of drones. The research facility had been heavily damaged by the Warp Storm, and most of the Fire Warriors guarding the facility had perished in the brief battles against the nearly infinite hordes of Demons in the Warp. The facility was broken down and practically defenseless, and worst of all, filled with experimental weaponry using Necron energies, attempts to further improve Tau firepower and integrate the capabilities of other races into their military.
Nice post, but this is the OOC.
The Tau commander, luckily, had been wearing his fully plated Irridium Armor, and Gorgutz wasn't a specialized ranged fighter. As such, no severe damage was sustained in the surprise assault. However, if the orc warlord got into melee range that would prove quite the predicament, and Ores'Ka activated his stealth field becoming invisible, simultaneously firing a volley of rockets that took Gorgutz in the face. Jumping upwards, Ores'Ka was boosted by his jet pack as he leaped over the head of the charging Gorgutz, who had of course not been halted by the rockets. In his hand appeared one of the sonic blasters used by the Vespid, as a powerful sonic pulse was unleashed on Gorgutz from above, smashing him into the ground with enough force to create a small crater.

Having dealt with the Orc Warlord at least temporarily, Ores'Ka portaled into a Broadside suit, already rooted into place, as the two massive Railguns on the battlesuit's back took down two of the Wartrukks instantly. It was a suit in a suit, a suit-ception, which would allow Ores'Ka to access the firepower of any of the Tau battlesuits at will, boosting his already massive offensive capabilities and versatility to new levels. He would slaughter Gorgutz once and for all. The warlord that had escaped him on both Kronos and Kaurava would die here and now.
This is an alternate timeline to the events in Hell's Coffee Lounge. However, just because this thread is based on another roleplay doesn't mean new people aren't welcome to jump in and have fun! This roleplay is wacky fun with the occasional bout of drama and action, in a massive storyline with enough twists and turns to make Snake Way look like an easy drive. People from the original roleplay can probably skip reading this next part.

You'd think there'd be a CS for this, wouldn't you? However, this rp is so freeform, it doesn't need one. Instead, feel free to play any character, self-made or from any franchise, and just throw them into the world for lols. I, as the GM, will find a way to involve them in the storyline, and you're set! No CS, no acceptance, no post limit, no pesky rules to tie you down, just straight-out fun!

Now, despite my little speech above, this roleplay has exactly 3 rules that you need to abide by:
- My Word is Law
- Try to ensure EVERYONE has fun, not just you.
- No rape unless it's funny. (Seriously, no rape)

Warning: This rp can get pretty gory at times. Certain characters will screw your character up, replace their limbs with forks and make em hop. Play smart and friendly, and you'll be fine, but if you can't get over your character getting beaten up occasionally or a bit of blood & gore, please reconsider joining. I'd love to have you, but I'm not so sure you'd have fun, and that IS the main goal of the rp.
((I'm moving the Daemon storyline to a new thread, I'll post a link soon))
Or'es Ka held out two hands, as both the flamers are replaced by cyclic ion blasters, both of which were ready to fire. A marker drone made it's appearance, marking the Big Mek for elimination, and using the advanced communication and targetting array worked into his suit, Or'er Ka fired two powerful plasma bolts into each of the large Orc's eyes, completely dodging armor and practically passing through the forcefield, the orc's head exploding into a bloody red mist. The Heavy Armored Nobz hit a group of Tau Mines set before as the commander's shoulder-mounted rocket launchers fired, taking down several of them with rocket fire as the commander keeps firing, each shot from his cyclic ion blasters ripping through the light infantry armor as if it were paper.
Lols. Feel free to blow crap up.
As the Orcs swarm below, the commander prepares himself. He shoots downwards from the sky, a black comet wreathed in blue flame. The XV-66 combat suit crashes to the ground in the middle of the ground, standing tall. It was the Tau commander Or'es Ka, come to spread the Greater Good through method of incredible firepower and unstoppable technological advance. He held out both hands, as the Portal Matrix built into this new battlesuit activated. Technology stolen from the Eldar after the decisive battles of Kaurava and Kronos, at which the Webway technology had been bastardized into this weaponized version. Instantly, the Portal Matrix moved two heavy flamers into his hands, as blue fire covered nearby orcs. burning through skin and bone.
No, the atomic force of the thread would hold it together. The idea of the threads is that being so thin, in fact, allows it to bond the molecules on an atomic level, which means the atomic force of the nucleus would hold it all together, a far stronger force than the usual molecular force.
((Goddamnit, I'd posted this, but for some reason it won't show. And I hadn't saved it, so I need to retype the whole thing! Gah!))
On the surface of the throneworld of the Clone Empire, floated a being of great and ancient power. "I am God, omnipotent! I am the Lord above, and you dare stand before me as my equal?" A voice thundering with rage, as the very ground shakes. White hot energy flashes around the figure, who stands untouched in a tornado of lightning that would burn anything else to a crisp, the air rushing towards him as the hot air rushes upwards, a real tornado forming. The figure is Kami, Daemonborn of Storms, the self-proclaimed Lord of all reality, and supposedly omnipotent God.

Kami is a tall man, muscular but not overly so. To all appearances, at least, he was a young handsome fellow, his skin strangely pale, but not unnaturally so. His hair was bright yellow and spiky, seemingly defying the laws of physics by gently flowing sideways despite the horrendous winds. He was attired in what seemed like medieval plate male, but made from pure gold, marked with symbols of royal blue. His eyes, which stared down at those who would dare confront him, were bright red, almost glowing with the sheer power behind them. "You have sinned against the immortal, now you will die."

Kami holds up one hand, and Delta, the leader of Nathan's clone army, floated into the air, screaming as she's wreathed in an aura of violently flashing lightning. Then, with an arrogant smirk, he gestures sideways, his fist closing. There's a white flash, and in an instant of time too quick for any human eye to percieve, white lightning flashes over the entire surface of the highly technologically advanced planets. Ships crash to the ground, lights explode, buildings melt. Anythign electrical seems to spontaneously burst into flame or short circuit, as Kami unleashes his wrath. Billions of clones, fully armed in combat gear, go down screaming wreathed in flames as their combat equipment explodes around them, besides those lucky few using alternate energy sources. However, more directly, every clone falls to the ground, limp, knocked out for but a moment. Their very nervous systems had been hit.

"My servants, your God commands you! Lay this fool to waste!" Kami smiles brightly, as the army of clones previously belonging to Nathan rises up from their shock coma, before grabbing any nearby non-electric weapon and charging Nathan, billions of them swarming over him, as even those in the great battlefleet above opened fire on the planet's surface. Fate was set in it's path, and Nathan would lose everything here. Kami would defeat both Nathan and the resurrected Clone Emperor, and eventually the Daemon would rip the entire universe to pieces. Time had already taken it's course. Of course, there were invaders in this place, those who had come from another time, and their mere presence was sending ripples through this established continuum.

Could the universe still be saved?
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