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    1. thewizardguy 13 yrs ago

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Just a random guy, doing random things. Main RP: Hell's Coffee Lounge Current RPs change often enough that it's too much effort keeping a list of them updated.

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supertinyking said
"I thought you were an...old friend." The figure says. "We had a falling out."


Midget: That's nice. By the way, do you want to know a secret?
*The midget blows out a puff of smoke*
Man: Let's just say I've seen stars grow up. No, are you going to tell me why you tried to shoot me?
Sorry, just getting a little impatient at when this rp begins.
supertinyking said
He takes the chain saw oddly well and pulls it out."Huh well you learn something new everyday." He says before aiming at the Midget."Who are you and what are you doing here?" He asks.


*The midget walks up, sighing*
Mystery Miget: Just shut up and put that thing away before you hurt someone. I mean, really. Children shouldn't play with guns.
*The midget leans against the wall, and lights a cigarette. He has a heavy Texan accent, which is strange, as in this universe texas does not, in fact, exist.*
Spiritstallion1 said
.....mystery midget. Really?Kay then


I was going for accuracy.
*Sigh*
Fine, I'll ignore the magically teleporting bow.
*There's a moment of silence. Then the door is kicked down, and you see what appears to be an incredibly angry midget with a chainsaw.*
Mystery Midget: You prick!
*The midget throws the chainsaw, which has been modded to remain active in flight, and it hits the man in the chest, the mation quickly turning his insides into outsides, as his body spasms, pieces of body flying all over*
Mystery Midget: F*cking hospitality nowadays.
Alright, I'm planning on running my chars intro class, which I've been preparing for a long time. It was intended for a different rp, which died, and I've always wanted to play this out. So, if nobody minds, I would like to, before the story gets started, play a single class, and at least get things started.
I'm being ignored )=
Fine, I'll just leave.....
Don't worry, we all believe in you. Don't we, guys?
*I look around at the other players*
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